Title: A Lifetime of Style
Disclaimer: I do not "own" South Park or any of its characters. The lucky bastards Trey Parker and Matt Stone do, however. I only own this plot idea.
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Chapter 35: Ill
Stan and Kyle spend their 65th anniversary with a home-cooked meal and cuddles on the couch.
That winter, there's a nasty flu epidemic. Matt calls Ryan to complain about how sick he and Trey are. Ryan calls Stan and Kyle and laughs that he did the same thing back in college.
Stan gets sick first and complains about how horribly he feels. He sprays Lysol on everything so Kyle doesn't catch it. Two days later, they're both miserably ill. Rob sends Rachel to bring them soup, and he checks up on them the next day.
They're sick for two weeks. Every time Kyle sneezes, he whines, "I'm too old for this." Stan replies, "I'm too sick for this." It's not until the third week of soup, tea, and antibiotics that they start waking up and feeling a little better.
One morning, Stan doesn't wake up.
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