I'm late for Skool, the filthy Dib-stink must be curios by now. This brain protector took longer than I thought, but now I can sit next to that hideous beaver-human. He will be second to be killed by the migHTY FIST OF ZIIMMM! First will be that nusence, Dib. Maybe I should make Dib have a second chance at a moosey fate…. No, not painful enough. Oh, hey. The humans are shoving food into their hideous mouths. I could do something to the Dibs chair. Maybe beaver-boy's chair too. HehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Me and Dib walked back to class, but he seemed less friend like to me. Like I did something wrong. Does he know that I have fairies? I hope not. We walked into class together and that green kid was sitting in the desk next to mine. He had this big white baseball helmet thing on his head and it looked like a clear jelly was on it. It had a picture of a beaver with an X over it beneath the jelly. He was smiling with his zipper like teeth. Wait, he has zipper like teeth!? And they're pink! How do people think he's human? Well, Wanda did say they give out meat on Valentine's Day. I really hate this town. I sat down and my seat was wobbly. Because it wasn't wobbly before lunch I looked and saw a small part of one of the legs was sawed off. Dib was looking at his chair legs too. Zim started laughing uncontrollably. What made this town so stupid? I miss Dimmsdale. And Chester, AJ, Trixy, normal life.
I can have anything… AAANNYYYYTTHHHIIIIIINNGGGG…. Hehehehehe…. I get moooore taaaaaccooooooooos…. No GIR! We have to complete the mission! But TTTTAAAAAACCOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS! NO! WE MUST FIND THE WEAKNESSES OF HUMANS! "I WISH I HAD ANOTHER MONGOOSE" I yelled at my fairy. You already have fourteen mongooses. Hehe, mongooses are ffffuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn. "I WISH FOR A GIANT WEINIE MONGOOSE!" "You got it!" said the fairy completely covered in things of all sort. Slurpy, mud, glitter, paint, food, fur from multiple animals, and more. It's disgusting. It beutiful! I loveik the fuunn! Me master is no fun. I make him more fun. How I make him more fun? MASHPOTATOES! "I wish my master had mashpotatoes!" "Can we get mashed potatoes too?" I laughed as to answer yes. Cosmo poofed up mashed potatoes with his sparkly star stick. It soooo shinyyyyyy! I neeeed it! Oooooooooo, a mongoose-squid-chicken-whale baby! I need dat to. "I wished for a mongoose-squid-chicken-whale-squid baby covered in cheese!" "You're the best god child ever!" The weird hybrid appeared in front of me. This needs to last as long as possible! I need wishes! "I wish you have no reason to leave me" I say. Cosmo raises his shiny star stick again.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! THE DIB-STINK AND BEAVER TEETH HAVE WOBBLY CHAIRS! How will they ever fill their inferior human brains with the knowledge juices the teacher spews if they're too busy wobbling around on chairs destroyed by another genius plan of the almighty Zim! Suddenly, my skin was on fire! At least it felt that way. A glob of human food GIR forced me to eat once fell into my mouth, covered in anti-beaver boy jelly. Mashed potatoes? IT BURNS! Gravy must also be on it. THE PAIN! "ZIM! Your screams are annoying me! Go to the principal's office!" Ms. Bitters yells at me. I run out trying to get all these painful potatoes of the mighty skin of Zim. Once I got back to my beautiful base, most of the HORRIBLE potatoes were gone, but I was angry. "Computer!" I yell. "wwwhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt" my computer complained. "Locate GIR." I yelled at it. My computer sighed, but started searching GIR. The only reasonable option that the potatoes give is that GIR still has the fairy and wished that his master had one of his many favorite foods. "GIR has been located." I looked at the screen that just appeared and memorized the location of my robot. "Ready the voot cruiser!" I yell. "Do I have to?" I stared at the ceiling at some of my computers wires…. "Fiiiiiiiine! The voot cruiser is ready." I walked triumphantly onto a piece of floor that can turn into an elevator. The almighty Zim will to take GIR's flying nuisance away before he wishes up any more pain filled food.
The green kid got mashed potatoes on his head. What?! How?! Is there a kid here with a fairy? But… But Da Rules! "It's time to learn about how you are all pathetic and your life is meaningless." Ms. Bitters said. Three hours later, school ended. "I think I'd prefer Mr. Crockers pop quizzes. At least those didn't make question my existence." I told my fairies. "Maybe some magic will make you forget how horribly pathetic you really are!" Cosmo said smiling. Wanda hit him with her wand, and Cosmo coughed as the fairly dust fell on him. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but good idea Cosmo. I wish we moved back to Dimsdale!" "You already wished for that sport, remember. Your parents are in love with this town, and it's not that bad Timmy." Wanda said. "Especially if you have magical fairies like us. Make a wish! Make a wish!" Cosmo said. "Umm… okay. I wish to be in an amusement park. With the biggest roller coaster ever!" Cosmo raised his arm much faster than Wanda and granted my wish.
"At least those didn't make question my existence." Timothy complained in his high pitched voice. When will I get to ruin one of his wishes? Oh, I have an idea."Maybe some magic will make you forget how horribly pathetic you really are!" I said. You shoulded have called him pathetic, no madder how true that is. Real-Wanda hit me with her wand, the fairly dust fell on me. BLOODY FAIRY DUST! I can't breathe! "I can't believe I'm saying this, but good idea Cosmo. I wish we moved back to Dimsdale!" "You already wished for that sport, remember. Your parents are in love with this town, and it's not that bad Timmy." The idiots said to each other. I finally stopped coughing, but they didn't even notice. "Especially if you have magical fairies like us. Make a wish! Make a wish!" I said, my second attempt at getting him to wish better be more successful than the first. "Umm… okay. I wish to be in an amusement park. With the biggest roller coaster ever!" I made sure to raise my wand faster than Wanda.
"GIR" the mighty voice of Zim yelled after I left my voot cruiser. My boots hit the taco floor and sunk. This is so disgusting! "GIR! I COMAND YOU TO GET BACK HERE!" I yell. I saw him in the distance, the floating thing was still there, as I suspected. Trudging through the mess of tacos it walked towards GIR and his many, many random wishes. He got everything on his "Annoy the Santa-beast List" and more. GIR and the fairy were at the table made of cheese, sitting on the chairs made of cheese. The fairy was completely covered in GIR stuff, like glitter and food. I felt sick looking at hyperly-shaking thing, and looked over to the disobedient hyperly-shaking robot. He looked at me and smiled, liquid dripped through his mouth as he waved. "GIR. We have to go to our base now. Say good bye to your…" I looked at the covered magic inferior life form "…Thing…" I said, feeling sick again. "NOOOO! HE MAKES ME ME TAACCOOOOOOS!" GIR screeched. "You can't take me away from my god kid!" The flying sugar coated Thing yelled holding up his sugar coated star stick with his hyperly-shaking, meat covered hand. He made squeaky fake yellow ducks fall on Zim's head. "He's not your God kid! I am! Obey Zim!" "You're not my God kid, I don't have a God kid! Cosmo can grant wishes as much as he wants! And Cosmo wants to make it for animal loving robot thing!" The fairy said. He dropped water on me, at least I bathed in paste today, but they're still annoying me greatly. "GIR, I am still your master, GIR. You will Obay me." "HHHHhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… I WISH HE WAS BACK ON HUMAN LAND AND NOT STEAL MY LOVEDEDED TACOS!" GIR yelled, "GIR!" I growled the hyperactive mess lifted its star-stick and in fog that said "Taco hater" I got sent back to my base! Furious, I yell at my Base "Computer! How do you get rid of the fairy pest?" "It belongs to Timmy Turner. He will get away from your Standard-issue Information Retrieval Unit." "Beaver boy? But he's with the Dib-stink!" "(sigh) just steal Timmy from his house tomorrow after school." "Yes, I'll just steal the Timmy-human from his house tomorrow. Cower at the awesomeness of Zim!" The voot cruser then appeared next to me, covered in ostrage feathers. I sometimes really hate that robot.
"WEEEEEE!" Timmy screams as the roller coaster speeds down at a 10 degree angle. I'm his helmet and Cosmo is his roller coaster cart. "Timmy I don't think this is safe!" I yell at him. "What do you mean? What could possibly go wro-"Timmy yelled, barley hearable through the high winds. As he says this, the coaster's tracks vanish in a dark blue flash. We all scream as we plummet. Cosmo pulls out his wand and only I was falling. With Timmy and Cosmo gone, I was so surprised by Cosmo's forgetance of me I didn't use magic. I hit the floor and transformed from a pink helmet into my real form, seeing stars. My wand fell out of my hand on the impact, and fell into a sewer.
"AAAAAAAHH… oh, we're back in my room. What happened back there?" I asked, then I noticed only Cosmo was there, "And where's Wanda?" "Oh no Timothy! They have Wanda!" Cosmo yelled. "Who has Wanda?" "The fairy snatches!" He replied. "Who are they?" "Sometimes, the fairy snatcher stop a wish of a fairly and steal the fairy who made it! This town must have one!" "OH NO! How do we get Wanda back!" Cosmo poofed up a book and took a page out. "You have to read this!" He said handing me the paper. "I am happy and don't need my fairies anymore." I read. Wait, WHAT! "Wait, WHAT!" I yell. Cosmo starts laughing. "You insolent boob! You actually fell for it! You're as dumb as Cosmo!" Cosmo said laughing. Winds blew all around me. "Turner!" Jorgen's voice boomed. "No! You can't take my fairies! It was a mistake!" I yell. Jorgen appears in front of me. "Don't listen to Turner, Jorgen! He said it! Listen." Cosmo said, pulled out a tape recorder. "I am happy and I don't need my fairies anymore." My voice said from the tape recorder. "Cosmo! What are you doing?" I yell. He… he smiles…. "You can't argue with yourself Turner. Say good bye to your fairies forever." "NOOOO!"
