(Author's Note)

Okay. This is the longest chapter ever written in my opinion. Worked at least 6 hours I think for this and finally it's done. I've had this chapter stored in my mind BTW. It's only now this became active so I hope you like it. READ, REVIEW, and ENJOY!

Trivia: Vincent Price is the one who did the spooky voice in the intro of Michael Jackson's "Thriller".

WARNING: There are a lot of * in the story so I hope you don't get confused.

Chapter 11 "Unhaunt a Haunted House Patch."

Phineas POV

"Hey Guys!" calls Django from below.

"Hey Django! Ok Isabella! Bring your feet out and prepare for landing." I said.

We brought our feet out and we ran in the sidewalk as we touched down. We gradually slowed to a walk and then we screeched our heels to a stop in front of Django.

"Since when did you know how to make a glider?" I asked.

"My dad helped. I used some of his materials so that he could make a giant glider."

"Cool!" I said.

"Anyway I gotta run. See ya later guys!"

We waved Django goodbye and then we turned to face the haunted house Ferb and I built.

"It doesn't look changed to me. Shall we?"

"Yes."

I'll describe the place for you. There's a small graveyard on the front. There's a tall metal fence, the kind you normally use in mansions. It even has a walkway towards the front door. I'm quite convinced but this house just landed from the sky if I remember it correctly. It could've coincidentally landed on this graveyard.

We opened the very creaky door and we entered the hall. There's a hallway of doors if we continue walking forward.

"I forgot that there were parts of the house I didn't show you." I said.

"Well you'll have to show me later." said Isabella.

"I thought we were going to drive ghosts away."

"We are! But we can't like ghost hunters; we have to try to communicate with them first."

"How will that help?"

"It will help us figure out what's the problem with these spirits."

"Okay. Good idea."

It looks already more of a house rather than a fun house. I should've showed her more parts of the house instead of powering it up more. We decided to leave the front door open so that it would be easier to get out. The green light bulb still works thankfully but the plastic alien monsters are gone.

"Well I guess this is a perfect place to sit down."

We sat down face to face on the big rug in the center of the room. She rummages something in her satchel and ARChie propels out of the satchel. Cameras can see ghosts you know. Pinky and Perry decided to play a bit but the broke a lamp.

"Shhh! Perry! Pinky! Stop that!" she demanded.

They immediately stopped running and came to our side.

"We don't want any disturbance to the spirits ok?" she said.

"Okay. How do we communicate with them?" I asked.

"Let's join hands."

I joined hands with her.

"I thought there were mumbo jumbo stuff like candles all around us and a book that we have to read and stuff like that."

"Hehe! Those are only stuff to help those people to focus sometimes… but it's nothing more than mumbo jumbo. Now close your eyes."

She closed her eyes and then I followed.

"Let's take slow breaths… Breathe in… Breathe out… In… Out… Relax…"

You know, it kinda feels like sleeping.

"…Goood… Now… Let's ask in our minds… to the ghosts… why they haunt this place…"

Okay. Relax. Breathe. Breathe…

(in the Astral Plane.)

It's kinda dark here and it feels so relaxing that I could sleep here. It's not totally dark though. I could pretty much see the squiggly lines all over the place. I must be in my mind.

"Hello?!" I called.

My voice echoes but no one answers.

"Hello! Welcome to my house!" says a voice similar to Vincent Price's. "Who dares enter our dwelling place?"

"Uhh.. Apparently we do sir. Why do you dwell on this place?"

"Hmm… Who is the asker?"

"Phineas Flynn sir."

"Ahh… Isabella's boyfriend?"

"WHA-… HEY! SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND!"

"Ahaha! I'm only joking. Why do you ask?"

"Well we want you to be at peace."

"Ahh! I see. You are exorcists."

"Well not really. But we've come to exorcise you."

"Oh really? Well… Then let me ask you something."

"What?"

He didn't answer…

"Ahahahahahaha….." said the Vincent Price voice again.

His voice was really gentle. He doesn't seem really evil. I wonder what drove this guy here. Wait! What is that sound? It kinda sounds like… a music box… and the song "pop goes the weasel".

(Back to the present world.)

I suddenly opened my eyes and so did Isabella. We saw in front of us was a Jack-in-the-box… that's turning its handle slowly… BY ITSELF? It suddenly stops turning before the melody could hit the last five notes.

"Ummm…" said Isabella.

*POP*

"Aaah!" screamed Isabella.

She lets go of my hands in the process. Well the box has popped open… but no Jack.

Let me ask you something… something… something…

Okay. Where did that voice come from? Suddenly the box begins to rattle a bit.

"Umm… Phineas?"

I'm nervous too Isabella.

*ERUPTION*

BLACK SMOKE ERUPTING OUT OF A BOX? Okay… real creepy. And now it's taking form… INTO A NAZGUL!

"AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE EXORCISTS?" asked the screeching Nazgul voice.

"Ye-yesss. Yes we are!" I answered.

I was too terrified to even move. PLEASE! DON'T TAKE MY SOUL INTO AN UNPLEASANT DIMENSION!... Wait! It vanished. I looked at Isabella with her hand on top of the shut box.

"*Huff* Thanks *Huff* Isabella."

"Now *Huff* might be *Huff* a great time *Huff* to get out of here."

Pinky, now trembling even more, hops on Isabella's arms. Perry, now trembling, hops on my arms as well. The box erupts with black smoke again and… THE NAZGUL IS THERE AGAIN! We got scared so we… kinda hugged. We backed up against the hallway entrance. The Nazgul crosses his hidden arms to hide his face, as if he had one.

"FEAST… ON… THEIR… SCREAMS!"

*NAZGUL SCREAM* *DOOR SHUTS* *GLASS BREAKING*

He spreads his arms and shatters the windows with his scream, SENDING DOZENS OF GHOSTS TO ENTER EVERY WINDOW AROUND US!

"RUN!" I said.

I dropped Perry and we were running across the hallway. No wait! Me and Perry were the only ones running across the hallway and Isabella, paralyzed, was just standing there holding Pinky.

"C'mon!" I grabbed her hand and she finally ran along.

As we passed by door to door, each door exploded with ghosts coming out to get us.

"So. What's the plan?"

"Keep running and find a safe place to hide."

"I thought we were supposed to be Exorcists."

"You want to try reasoning with these guys?"

I looked back and the ghosts with claw hands are floating towards us.

"Okay. Run and hide. Good plan." I said.

We took a right and I opened the door immediately to my right and pulled Isabella in. We hid behind the door until all of the ghosts floated across the hallway. We shut the door and I think the ghosts would've noticed that by now. We're apparently in a library with an old fashioned fire lamp on top of the coffee table in the middle of two couch chairs.

"Phew!" I wiped my forehead. "I think we lost 'em." I said.

"Meow!"

There was a black cat on top of one of the bookshelves.

"BARK! BARK!" Pinky jumps off Isabella.

"PINKY NO!"

Pinky runs to the bookshelf and stumbles into it, causing the cat and one of the books to fall off. Isabella catches up to Pinky.

"PINKY –AAAAAHHHHHH!"

Suddenly… SHE GETS CAUGHT IN A FLIPPING BOOKSHELF!

"ISABELLA!" I bang on the wall where the bookshelf used to be.

Suddenly the lamp goes out. It's a good thing I familiarized myself with the place

"Grr! Grr!" growls Perry.

"Don't worry I'm on it." I said to Perry.

Where is that lamp? Strange… I knew it was- Oh! Here it is… FLOATING IN MID AIR?

"AAAAH!"

I pulled my hand out of the floating Jack lantern's mouth.

"Scream! SCREAM!" says the Jack lantern.

"AAAHH!"

I grabbed Perry and headed straight for another bookshelf. I pulled out a book… nothing happens.

*DOOR BUSTS OPEN*

THE GHOSTS ARE BACK!

"AAAHHH! C'MON! PLEASE THIS ONE!"

I pulled the book out and the bookshelf flips and pushes me to a slide. At the end of the slide I busted out of a painting /secret door on the wall and apparently I'm in the hall of glowing photos and fake spiders… or so I thought. I looked up and… THERE'S A WHOLE COLONY OF BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS ABOVE ME RIGHT NOW! One pretty large spider lands on a photo frame.

"Perry? Maybe these are harmless spiders." I said.

Then suddenly it shows its fangs.

"Never mind. AAAAHHH!"

More spiders came to the ground and now THEY'RE TRYING TO BITE ME! I bump into one spider…

"AAAHH!"

… but it doesn't move. NOT ALL SPIDERS ARE REAL! C'MON WHICH ONE IS IT AGAIN? I kept on pulling these kinds of spiders but none of them are sending me up. I look back at the spiders and… THE ENTIRE HALLWAY IS CRAWLING WITH THEM!

" AAAHH!" I pulled the last one and finally it sends me up.

"YES! Woohoo! Okay. We're almost to the cart."

We made it to the part where the bats usually fly but unfortunately the web snaps and it sends me to one of the doorways. Luckily I know how to tumble so I break my fall by tumbling.

"Perry! Are you alright?"

Perry is trying to hide in my arms. "Grrrrr!"

The hallway was dark so I turned on Isabella's flashlight I still had with me. I just hope that this hallway isn't filled with… BATS!

"EEK! EEK! EEK! EEK!" the bats swarmed on me.

"AAH!"

I accidentally dropped Perry and focused on swatting away the bats from me. AAHHH! SOMETHING IS TRYING TO GRAB ME BY THE LEG! Oh it's only Perry. Perry is nudges my leg to go forward and I follow… but the nudging stops.

"Perry? PERRY?!"

I look back and… PERRY IS BEING CARRIED AWAY BY BATS!

"NO! PERRY!"

He's struggling to break free and I try to catch him but they disappear before I even got to catch up to them.

"Perry?" I asked desperately.

Okay Phineas. Just stay focused. I gotta find Isabella and get away from these swarming bats. Oh I hope Isabella isn't having it any worse.

Isabella POV

After the slide the cat runs off somewhere and I found myself in a hall of knights with axes. Wasn't there only one before? Well now the entire hall is filled with them. I noticed ARChie floating nearby. Piece of cake! I made sure that Pinky was safe in my arms and I ran forward without hesitation as each axe lowers as I pass by. I looked back at the success I did.

"YES!"

"RUFF!"

The metal soldiers… Simultaneously turned their heads to me and… STEPPED OUT OF THEIR POSTS?!

"OH NO! AAAHHHH!" I run away from the marching metal knights.

I was about to enter the room where the robot was about to slice me and Phineas… SPEAKING OF WHICH. The robot's blade barely reaches me and it tries to stretch its arm even further but the chains are restraining him from moving. Okay. I just need to flip this wall and avoid the zombie girls.

*WALL BUST*

AAAGH! A HAND BUSTS OUT OF THE WALL!

*CRASH*

The wall comes crashing down and... THE ZOMBIE GIRLS ARE AFTER ME! BACK TO THE HALLWA- AAGH! THE KNIGHTS ARE HERE!

*CHAINS BREAKING*

AAGH! AND NOW THE ROBOT IS FREE!

"AAGH!"

I turn around and run but I bump into a wall. THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

"SCREAM." said the robot.

"SCUH-REAAAH-MUH!" said the zombies.

*PINKY WHIMPERS*

"I-I-It's gonna be okay Pinky."

WHAT DO I DO?! OH NO! AAGH! THE ROBOT'S ABOUT TO SLICE ME! DUCK ISABELLA!

*SMASH*

I swear I heard a wall crashing from behind me so I turned around and THERE'S A HALLWAY OUT OF THE SMASHED WALL! RUN!

I sprinted out of the room and Pinky jumps out of my hands and runs ahead. Okay. I gotta catch my breath. I stopped in the middle of the hallway with Pinky.

"*Huff* Huff* *Huff*"

That's right Isabella. Breathe. WAIT! WHAT AM I HOLDING ON?! Oh it's just a wall decoration of a head of a moose…

*CHOMP* *GULP*

…THAT ATE PINKY!

"NO! PINKY! SPIT HIM OUT! SPIT HIM OUT!"

I continuously whack the head of the moose until the decoration falls off the wall. I checked the wall and there was nothing there but a wall.

"P-Pinky?" I said desperately.

Suddenly I heard some marching behind me. Apparently the monsters caught up to me. I better run.

"*Sniff* Pinky *Sniff* OOOF!"

Ow! I HOPE I DIDN'T BUMP INTO ANOTHER MONSTER.

"Ow! *Gasp* Isabella?"

Phineas POV

"*Gasp* PHINEAS!" she grabs my neck. "*Sob* *Sob*"

"It's okay." I quickly hugged her. "I'm here. I thought I lost you."

"*Sniff* Where's Perry?"

"He's…"

"Oh… no." she hugs me tighter.

"*Sniff* Perry." I hug her tighter as well.

*SPIDERS SQUIRMING* *METAL FOOTSTEPS*

I looked back at the hallway I crossed and at the hallway Isabella crossed. This is not good.

"Quick! This way!" I grabbed Isabella's hand and I went towards the hallway to my right.

This time I knew where we were going.

"There! To that elevator!"

The elevator was old fashioned, the one where you have to manually close the doors. She helps me open the door as well as the 2nd one and we closed them together as well. I pushed the button to the highest floor.

"Hang on to me." I said.

I hugged her and she hugged me back. The elevator escalates like a super fast rocket.

"Don't be scared okay? I'm here." I said.

"I'm not scared… I'm not scared…" she said as she started to relax.

*CRASH*

We finally made it to the top floor.

"Why are we here?" asked Isabella as we opened the elevator doors.

"If we can't bring peace to them, I thought that we could scare them away."

"Really? How?"

"Lightning." I point to the lightning rod above the roof.

"It's a long shot but it'll have to do."

As we get out of the elevator it shot back downwards. I ran to the lever which cranks the lightning rod up and Isabella runs to the lever that cranks the roof open. We began cranking it in reverse and the lightning rod was lowered but the roof wasn't closing.

"Phineas? I might need a little help here."

I rushed to her side and helped her crank the lever but it kept resisting as we continued cranking. We cranked and cranked until it reached its limit and the roof closes.

"This won't hold for long. It will unwind if we let go." said Isabella.

"Let's hold it until the phantoms get here."

*DOOR BUSTS OPEN*

The fire exit bursts open with ghosts.

"Now?" asks Isabella.

"Not yet." I said.

*CART EXIT DOORS BURST OPEN*

The spiders and bats bust in the room.

"Now?"

"Not yet."

*ELEVATOR DINGS*

The elevator is back… with the zombies, knights, and the hand-bladed robot.

"NOW?"

"…NOW!"

We let go of the lever and it automatically unwinds itself rapidly.

*ROOF OPENS* *LIGHTNING STORM* *LIGHTNING STRIKES THE ROD*

I quickly hug Isabella to protect her from the blinding light and she quickly returns the favor. I shut my eyes.

*GHOSTS SCREAM* *BATS CHIRPING WILDLY* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

*ELECTRICITY STRIKES EVERYWHERE*

*EXPLOSION*

….. Wait! The Lightning stopped. I looked at the rod and the top bulb is in bits and pieces. I checked the room and it was clear. Spiders and bats were running away and the monsters are down on the floor.

"*Huff* *Huff* Hey we did it!"

She finally opened her eyes and she smiled at what happened. I looked at ARChie and I was surprised that he was still intact.

"I can't believe it *Huff* * Huff* *Huff* It's finally over."

Something rolls under our feet and… IT'S THE BOX!

*POP* *ERUPTION*

"Not quite." said the Nazgul.

Ghosts start rising from the floor. Some possessed the monsters and some even brought back the bats and spiders. Every creature we encountered in this house… IS BACK!

"Ph-Phineas?" she's trembling again.

"I-I'm he-here. D-don't be-be scared." I said.

The ghost stopped flying wildly around the room and every creature was slowly approaching us.

"Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

We couldn't possibly run anywhere because we were pinned to a corner.

"Scream! Scream! SCREAM!" said the different phantoms.

Okay. It's seriously getting really cold in here. I already have goose bumps. The both of us are trembling really violently, One more scare ought to do it and send us screaming… Wait! Something's floating above us. OH NO!

IT'S THE JACK LANTERN WHO IS SLOWLY DESCENDING TO US! IT HAS ITS EVIL SMILE AND GLOWING EYES! NOW IT'S JUST INCHES FROM US!

It closes his mouth as if to say something.

*ROOM SILENCES*

"Boo." He said with his softest voice.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" we gave our longest and loudest scream ever.

*ALL GHOSTS INHALE* *ALL GHOSTS EXHALE*

…..

"Ahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*WIND BURSTS IN*

We closed our eyes and we hugged tighter as we got trapped in a whirlwind of evil laughter.

"What's happening?" asked Isabella.

"I… DON'T KNOW!" I said.

"AAAAAGGGGHHH!" we screamed.

*WIND SLOWLY DIES DOWN*

… HEY! IT STOPPED! I checked the entire room and everything was the same as after the bulb on the rod exploded. Ghosts were gone, so were the bats, and the monsters are down on the floor.

"The-They're gone!" I said.

She finally opens her eyes and we looked in awe at what just happened.

Thank… you…..

"You- you're very welcome!" I called to the disappearing Nazgul voice.

"Ummm…. You can… let go of me now. Hehe!"

"What?" I looked at us. "Oh. Sorry." I let go of Isabella.

She does a taxi whistle and ARChie descends to Isabella's hands. She surfs through the different photos and video shots that ARChie took.

"Wow! This is really cool!" she said.

"May I see?" I asked.

She showed me definitely amazing photos.

"Wow! I can't believe we actually did it!"

"Me neither."

"Whoo! Hey isn't this our last patch?" I asked.

"Oh yeah! Let me double check if we have proof of everything. Let's see… we have Unhaunt a Haunted House Patch, Wrestle a Bully Patch, Start a Harlem Shake Patch… Hey! Uhh… Where's our… Oh that's right!"

"What?" I asked.

"Well… we didn't have ARChie… when we kissed…"

"Oh…"

… Okay… Awkward….

"Sh-Should we?" I asked.

"Well… maybe just one… with the shot this time."

"Oh… Okay."

I looked at Isabella and I could feel that she's only forcing herself to do it. I kinda feel it's wrong as well…. But I have to do it… for Isabella. She activates ARChie and he gets a good angle of the both of us. I'm the one who does the counting.

"Ready?" I asked.

"…Ready."

"Okay. 1." We leaned closer.

"2." I close my eyes.

"Th-"

*METAL RATTLING* *ORGAN PLAYS A NOTE*

WHAT? IS THERE ANOTHER GHOST?

*METAL RATTLING* *POP*

"Ruff!" Pinky pops out from one of the organ pipes and rolls down the keyboard.

"PINKY!"

"Ruff! Ruff!" he runs to Isabella's arms.

"OH PINKY!"

*ORGAN PLAYS A NOTE* *POP*

Perry pops out from one of the organ pipes and rolls down the keyboard.

"PERRY!" he runs into my arms. He jumps into my arms a little too strong so it causes me to step back and push a lever… which activates the trap door below us.

"Uh oh." we said.

"AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"

We fell on bottomless darkness until we landed on slides separately. AAAAH! MORE BATS! AAAGH! MORE SPIDERS. AND I'M HEADING STRAIGHT FOR A SPIRAL SLIDE!

I see Isabella sliding on the other slide and we slid together on opposing spirals. I didn't know what happened afterwards but we popped out from one of the floors and stopped.

When I opened my eyes we were already outside the front door. I checked on Isabella and I she was just sitting next to me looking at me as well.

"*Sigh* Phew!" we wiped our foreheads.

*DOOR SLAM*

AAAHH! THAT'S IT! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!

"AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" We ran across the graveyard to the outside of the gate.

"*Huff* *Huff* *Huff* Just *Huff* give *Huff* me a moment." said Isabella.

"Phineas? Isabella?"

"AAAH!"

"Whoa! Did I scare the wits outta you 2 or something?" asked Candace.

In front of us was Candace with Mom driving and Ferb on the passenger seat.

"How are you kids?" asked mom.

"We're *Huff* fine *Huff*."

"You look tired. Did you enter that abandoned house?"

"You mean haunted." contradicted Candace.

"Candace. There's no such thing as ghosts."

"There are too mom!"

"Candace… anyway… did you?"

Isabella tried to speak but all that came out was bits of her voice. I tried speaking as well but my throat was killing me if I did.

"Oh dear. Did you scream?" asked mom.

We nodded.

"Okay. I know just the cure for that. Hop in and I will treat you to some snacks."

We opened the passenger seat and Ferb scooted to the edge to give us some room and we entered the car. Perry and Pinky decided to sleep in our laps.

"So. You two had fun?" asked Ferb.

We didn't know what to do but we just gave a thumbs up.

He smirked. "Good."

-End of Chapter 11-

(Author's Note)

And to think that this entire chapter came out of a song. If you want to hear it then type: Festival of Ghosts 2. If you're too lazy to type here's the link:

h-t-t-p-:-/-/-w-w-w-.-y-o-u-t-u-b-e-.-c-o-m-/-w-a- t-c-h-?-v-=-3-s-G-y-H-f-l-l-i-q-c.

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