This is a load of shit. Now I'm stuck in some metal cell while some guy is impersonating me! What a wonderful night. Oh, and to make it worse, some slut named Black Cat (no relation to Marvel's Black Cat!) keeps trying to have sex with me! [Alex! Please help me!] I said. Praying she heard me.

Still got nothing. Dammit. "So, how about I open this cell door and join you in there?" She asked with a teasing smirk. "How about I melt your brain if you try." I suggested with a scowl. Kitty just pouted. "Whatever, but if you ever change your mind~" She purred, walking off. "I won't." I yelled. [Alex, please, if you can hear me, give me a sign or... Something!] I begged. [Troy?] She asked. I fisted the air.

I became serious quickly. [Finally! I've been calling you for hours, you have to know-] [Your with Magneto and the imposter is with us?] Alex suggested. [How did you know?] I asked her. [Long story. Don't worry, we'll come for you.] She told me. [Can you hurry? I think a woman wants me to get her pregnant] I said. I heard nothing from the other line. Ok, maybe I went too far. But I didn't want to be kissed by catwoman!

Magneto walked towards me. Kitty was with her. "So, you think your friends will come and rescue you?" Magneto asked with a slight smirk. I scowled. "I know." Kitty giggled. "We'll see about that." She winked at me. With one flick of his hand, the cell made a crack big enough for me to get out of. I refused to leave, so the next thing I knew, a metal collar wrapped around my neck, forcing me to get out. I felt like I was being chocked to death by Noah that one time when I accidently shot his butt with one of his arrows.

I kept struggling to free myself. I soon locked eyes with Kitty's. They almost reminded me of Layla's. "Lets see what you can do, Superman." I was shocked at what she called me. I noticed claws coming out of her nails and everything went black.


{Phoenix's POV}

Finally, about time I awoke. After opening my eyes, I looked around, seeing people. I noticed Kitty. Or, perhaps, Layla. [Please! Stop!] Troy begged. You wish. Now its my turn to party. I started glowing, turning to Magneto. "What... What are you-" He looked baffled. "This time, stay dead!" I smirked. Turning him into a pile of dust, blowing it all over the room. "Troy!" Alex exclaimed. I turned to her, smiling from ear to ear. Hmm... I wonder what to do to her.

[No! Please, I'll do whatever you want, just don't hurt her!] He begged. Ugh, can't believe I chose another beggar. Sighing, I gave in. But that didn't mean I wouldn't return. Closing my eyes. Everything went black.