Oh. My. Gods. Are you in for a treat! This is a special song: Godly Edition. That's right folks! We booked the Nine Muses to sing this tragic yet romantic composition! Oh, what? Are you serious? Holy Hera! Okay, I'll calm down and tell them, geez Hermes. Well you PJO lovers out there are even more lucky, Hephaestus is going to sing it himself. Break a leg Heph! Oh, he doesn't want to be called that by the way, oops. And now, I present to you: YOUR RIGHT MATCH IS HERE!

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Thrown off a tower

A watery childhood

It seemed that everything

Would never come close to good

Until Thetis told me I had powers

Came back to home

Gave gifts to everyone

Hera's trapped,

It seemed victory had been won

But by Zeus's grace, I fell in love

But he's got looks

And I've got metal

He's a trophy

And I am a kettle

Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that

The right God was here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who's really loyal

Peace and love don't make my blood boil

It's me...your right match is me...

We're on Olympus

It's a typical godly day

The nymphs are giggly

Like Persephone in May

The joy that comes with being in love, why not for me?

You're the queen of love

You're supposed to know heartbreak

A broken God like me

It's too much to take

You think I'm fine because I don't cry

Cause I'm not pretty, you don't even try

Because he has two legs

And I scare children

He gets ladies

And I hide my feelings

Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that

The right God was here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who's really loyal

Peace and love don't make my blood boil

It's me...your right match is me...

If you could see that I'm the one

who's really loyal

Peace and love don't make my blood boil

It's me...your right match is me...

Oh, don't you know that

I've made you many gifts

That have wound up in the trash

That tiny rose gold bird is the reason for this gash

I've planned romantic dates

All from your favorite movies

The one who really cares?

Its not Ares, it's me

So I guess you don't really care who wins this

You are a princess

And I'm the dragon,

No happy end for me

If you could see that I'm the one who's really clever

Your affair displayed forever

It's me...your opponent is me

Your rival is me

When you're embarrassed, I am free

Cause though your enemy's me

Your equal match is me


Well, we should probably run before Ares gets here and decides to make a mess out of this jukebox. Who knows how Aphrodite will react. Any idea Adena?

A: Don't bring me into this. Aphrodite's love life is the one I don't interefere in.

E: All right then.

For the sake of not getting fired from our favorite job, we have no further commentary on our homeboy's heartbreak ballad. Hope you enjoyed!

Adena and Elektra