Oh. My. Gods. Are you in for a treat! This is a special song: Godly Edition. That's right folks! We booked the Nine Muses to sing this tragic yet romantic composition! Oh, what? Are you serious? Holy Hera! Okay, I'll calm down and tell them, geez Hermes. Well you PJO lovers out there are even more lucky, Hephaestus is going to sing it himself. Break a leg Heph! Oh, he doesn't want to be called that by the way, oops. And now, I present to you: YOUR RIGHT MATCH IS HERE!
Disclaimer: We do not own You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift and Percy Jackson and the Olympians(that belongs to Uncle Rick, God of Sass)
Thrown off a tower
A watery childhood
It seemed that everything
Would never come close to good
Until Thetis told me I had powers
Came back to home
Gave gifts to everyone
Hera's trapped,
It seemed victory had been won
But by Zeus's grace, I fell in love
But he's got looks
And I've got metal
He's a trophy
And I am a kettle
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that
The right God was here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who's really loyal
Peace and love don't make my blood boil
It's me...your right match is me...
We're on Olympus
It's a typical godly day
The nymphs are giggly
Like Persephone in May
The joy that comes with being in love, why not for me?
You're the queen of love
You're supposed to know heartbreak
A broken God like me
It's too much to take
You think I'm fine because I don't cry
Cause I'm not pretty, you don't even try
Because he has two legs
And I scare children
He gets ladies
And I hide my feelings
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that
The right God was here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who's really loyal
Peace and love don't make my blood boil
It's me...your right match is me...
If you could see that I'm the one
who's really loyal
Peace and love don't make my blood boil
It's me...your right match is me...
Oh, don't you know that
I've made you many gifts
That have wound up in the trash
That tiny rose gold bird is the reason for this gash
I've planned romantic dates
All from your favorite movies
The one who really cares?
Its not Ares, it's me
So I guess you don't really care who wins this
You are a princess
And I'm the dragon,
No happy end for me
If you could see that I'm the one who's really clever
Your affair displayed forever
It's me...your opponent is me
Your rival is me
When you're embarrassed, I am free
Cause though your enemy's me
Your equal match is me
Well, we should probably run before Ares gets here and decides to make a mess out of this jukebox. Who knows how Aphrodite will react. Any idea Adena?
A: Don't bring me into this. Aphrodite's love life is the one I don't interefere in.
E: All right then.
For the sake of not getting fired from our favorite job, we have no further commentary on our homeboy's heartbreak ballad. Hope you enjoyed!
Adena and Elektra
