hey hey hey hey, sorry about the unforgivably long wait between chapters. seriously, i do apologize. my fault. idk, just havent been writing. but today i picked up on this chapter and it was 10 goddamned pages long cuz i combined 3 episodes of RWBY into one. plus scenes that weren't in the show. i had to cut out this section to save a bit of room so that the next one isnt so long, and i've decided that whenever a new character is introduced, that i'll use the next chapter to make a file on them, so that no-one;s confused about them or what they look like and shit. so, these files will contain, height, weight, age, gender, race, race-type (is that a thing), weapon, semblance, outfit, etc. bullshit like that. but, you know the good kind of bullshit. and i promise you, that the next chapter will be out sooner, and that it will be a LOT longer than this one.
Ren: Nora, I don't think sloths make a lot of noise.
Nora: That's why it's perfect! No-one will suspect were working together...well not, together together. He he he he..."
Ruby: Wonder what those two are so worked up about.
Yang: Oh, who knows! So, you seem awfully chipper this morning!
Ruby: Yep, no more awkward small talk, or getting to know you stuff. Today, I let my sweetheart do the talking. (Ruby hugs her compacted scythe)
Yang: Well, remember Ruby, you're not the only one going through initiation. If you wanna grow up, you're gonna have to meet new people and learn to work together.
Ruby: Ugghhh, you sound like Dad! Ok, first of all, what does meeting people have to do with fighting, and secondly, I don't need people to help me grow up; I drink milk!
Yang: But what about when we form teams?
Ruby: Oh, I-I don't know , I'll just be on your team or something.
Yang, playing with her hair: mmmmaybe you should try being on someone else's team...
Ruby: My dear sister Yang, are you implying that you do not wish to be on the same team as me?
Yang: What? No, of course I do, I just thought... I don't know, maybe it would help you... break out of your shell!
Ruby: What the!? I don't need to break out of my shell that's absolutely ridiculous! Look, Yang, when teams are formed I'll just, I don't know, go with the flow. Like you.
Yang: Whatever, I'm just trying to help you Ruby.
Weiss: So Pyrrha, have you given any thought to who's team you'd like to be on? I'm sure everyone must be eager to unite with such a strong, well known lady like yourself.
Pyrrha: Hmm, I'm not suite sure, I was just planning on letting the chips fall where they may?
Weiss: Well, I was thinking maybe we could be on a team together. You know, share a room and what not.
Pyrrha: Well that sounds grand!
Weiss: Great!
Weiss silently praises herself for assumably earning herself a spot next to Pyrrha. She had always been fond of Pyrrha Nikos, ever since she first saw her on a commercial for Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes cereal. She was taken with Pyrrha's beauty. Weiss had never really been into women, but there was just something about Pyrrha, although she would never admit it. But, that was besides the point. Pyrrha was the best fighter in the class, securing Pyrrha would undoubtedly insure good grades.
Jaune Arc was watching the 4 women in the room, wondering how a guy could ask any girl out. it seemed impossible.
Jaune sighs out of stress, slamming his back against his locker.
Man: Having trouble, lady killer?
Jaune: Huh, me? No I just. I'm getting... *sigh* yes.
Man: It's alright, man.
The man speaking to Jaune leans backwards onto the locker next to Jaune's, looking over the women, then back to Jaune.
Man: I'm Ronan.
Jaune: Jaune.
Ronan: What's up, Jaune?
Jaune: I don't get it, my dad said that all women look for is confidence.
Ronan: Alright first off, don't take dating advice from your parents, and secondly, if you want to ask out one of those girls, confidence is not all that it takes. Women want a guy they can trust, a guy that they know wouldn't betray them. So, you gotta get to know them, make THEM want YOU.
Jaune: I see.
Ronan: Yeah you do, now watch this.
Ronan walks up to Yang, who's in the middle of a conversation with Ruby.
Ruby: Look, all I'm saying is that, if I had to chose between a team of people I'd never met, or Crescent Rose, it'd be Crescent Rose every time!
Yang: But, Ruby wouldn't-(Yang is interrupted by the tapping she feels on her shoulder and turns around to investigate.)
Yang: Umm, yes?
Ronan: Hey, you. I'm Ronan, and I have to say, of all the shiny weapons in this room, yours are the most interesting.
Yang: Well thanks, but- (Yang slaps Ronan in the face.) I'm not looking.
Ronan, rubbing his red cheek: Damn, girl. You're feisty; I like that.
Yang: I don't think you're getting it.
Yang performs her infamous Yang Wang Stang.
Yang, gripping Ronan's crotch: I. Am. Not. Interested.
Ronan, now standing on his toes attempting to withstand the pain: Ok, ok sorry. Jesus, just don't break my balls.
Yang releases Ronan's package, and turns back around to Ruby.
Ronan walked back to Jaune, and leaned back onto the locker. Where Jaune was of course laughing.
Jaune: Oh man, that cheered me up!
Ronan: See? that didn't go over too well. And, just to prove a point to you, I've now lost any chance I had with that beauty.
Jaune: Yeah, you're right. And, sorry.
Ronan: It's cool. Hey, but BlawnDee: 1 through 10?
Jaune: What?
Ronan: That girl who nearly broke my balls, BlawnDee as I've decided to call her, 1 through 10?
Jaune: I don't know, 8?
Ronan: Damn right. Anyways, maybe we'll see each other today during initiation. I can't wait to see your weapon.
Speaker: All first year students please report to Beacon Cliff for initiation. Again, all first year students report to Beacon Cliff immediately.
Ozpin: For years, you've trained to become warriors. And today your abilities will be evaluated in The Emerald Forest.
Glynda: Now, I'm sure many of you have heard rumors about the assignment of teams. Well, allow us to put an end to your confusion. Each of you will be given teammates. Today.
Ozpin: These teammates will be with you for the rest of your time here at Beacon. That being said, the first person you make eye contact with after landing will be your partner for the next 4 years.
Weiss did not like hearing this. What if she couldn't find Pyrrha?
Ozpin: After you've partnered up, make your way to the northern end of the forest. You will meet opposition along the way. Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path, or you will die. You will be monitored and graded for the duration of your initiation, but our instructors will not intervene. You will find an abandoned temple at the end of the path containing several relics. Each pair must choose one and return to the top of the cliff. You will guard that item, as well as your standing and we'll grade you appropriately. There are no questions.
Students begin being launched off of the cliff, starting with Cardon, ending with Jaune.
