Knuckles knocked down the door, AGAIN... As Sonic was having a panic attack on the bed.
"Relax, dude. You didn't kill Amy - the sounds she was making didn't sound like she was being killed, anyway."
"What the fuck are you talk-Oh no," Sonic's heart stopped. "We - did we - that asshole..."
"Oh shit." Knuckles put his hand to his mouth in awe. "Wait, what happened?"
Sonic sighed at his stupidity. "Eggman made me turn into this alternate personality and TRICK Amy into thinking I was the real Sonic... He must have. And then... Well... we must have ..."
"Had sex?" Knuckles chuckled. "Oh, man."
"Oh my god."
"Well who cares, right? I mean, surely there have been other times, and will be more-"
"Knuckles," Sonic glared, and ran to his face. "This was the first time. And considering I'm too scared to switch while in the act, so to speak, I'll probably NEVER get to PROPERLY have a first time with Amy!"
Sonic ran around in circles and eventually tackled Knuckles to the ground.
"Where is she?" Sonic asked. "Where did she go?! Does she know?"
"Look , buddy. I don't keep tabs on your girlfriend. She came into my room once, begged for some red hot action, and then bailed when you showed up. She probably went for a walk to celebrate her being touched for the first time. Don't crush her vibes."
"This is so unfair," Sonic yelled. "Of all the things he's tried to take from me and probably could have, he had to take a memory. An experience. An experience I can't even share with my girlfriend!"
"Aaah, man. You need a run, or a drink, or both!" Knuckles held up a cocktail and Sonic grabbed it quickly.
"Thanks, buddy."
"No problem."
