Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, preeeetty…. No, no just look at the damn first chapter! Ossu!

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Okay! Second chapter comin right up yo! Check it, my goal right now? To get at least two chapters of this out in about a week or two. I'm gonna get this story caught up with Incubus in Youkai Academy, then I'm gonna get them to chapter ten. Then, I'm going to get Konoha no Incubus to chapter 10, and finally I'm going to rewrite Naruto no X, make it better, and trust me it'll be better because Metroid is one of my passions of gaming (Fucking hate Mother Brain! Rrrrgh, fuck her, man! ;~;) and Naruto is one of my main passions of anime. My top passion anime, is surprisingly a tie between Negima (The manga cause the actual anime is absolute trash; the ONLY good part is whomever the hell they got to do Evangeline's voice. Because Nnnnngh! 3) and GURREN LAGANN! (Just who the hell do you think I am?!)

Now, I'm gonna lay out some of dem 'Review Replies' I've been wanting to do for like, ever. Finally got more reviews in a question-y enough form to reply to them.

C: Yo C, I'll let y'all know right now, the harem so far does in fact include the original cast of Miia, Papi, Centorea, Su, Mero, Rachnera, and finally Lala (or is it Alice? The Dullahan). Aaaaaaand trust me, my time on F-list has made me quite adept (I like to think, anyway) at handling situations with these particular species of monster girl. Other girls in it will indeed include Ms. Smith, Tio is for damn sure in cause she my waifu, as it were; Zombina's in cause fuck yeah zombie. Tempted to put Manako in, whatcha think?

Guest: Weeeeell, that's something that I don't see happening, BUT! I give anyone who wants to attempt it, permission to use my Incubus!Naruto for a crossover with MonMusu Quest. Reason being, there are several things I simply cannot seem to do stories for; MonMusu Quest is one of them; played the game, got all the way past Gnome, but then my data was lost, and I'll have to start over anyway cause it wasn't fully translated at the time that I beat that insufferable little… Guh. Anyway, go ahead.

eniox27: Not really a question, but I'm gonna pretend it is; Nope, his trip to the Monmusu world was indeed not his choice. That may or may not be explained later, but yeah; you guessed right on that.

Guest(another one): Eeeeh, I dunno about regularly, but now that I've introduced her, I may just slip little scenes in where he visits the store to provide goods, and perhaps 'other things' to his business partner. Dareshishishishishi!

the-ck: Well, again not really a question, but I'll pretend it was! Now, I can't name it all, but I can tell y'all a bit of how he's changed in this one. First, whereas he has to get used to hiding his features in Youkai Academy, now that he's in Japan, and had gotten used to hiding the features from when he first arrived, he has to get used to showing them again. As for growth from the original, well, he has some skills and abilities, as well as more poke-clothing than the original currently has. Also, he has more diorama sphere's than the original has, as the one in Youkai Academy will have as well. He's also noticeably older, and will have a better grasp of the skills he has, and just as well this Naruto is set after the events of the manga, technically; anyways... He'll showcase some skills during this story, and of course, has already shown one. The ability to influence crowds (Or even just specific people) with a special Genjutsu. A mudda fuggin cookie to those who recognize the phrase he used!

(another)Guest: Skirt? He wasn't wearing a skirt, Naruto's default clothing… Hmm, well, the sporty shorts I keep talking about is technically an article of female clothing, but everything else isn't. Default outfit I'd say is the sporty shorts, a t-shirt of some kind, and a jacket, though not always the jacket Kurenai gave him in Konoha no Incubus. For this world that would just be overkill.

Here's the second chapter fam! Please forgive any delays, and the previous delays, I apologize for them. As another apology, I may just give y'all a lemon in this chapter, to compound the lime in the previous one. Without further ado!

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Naruto yawned and stretched, surprised to find that he had slept longer than Miia had, seeing as the girl wasn't being a body heat hog. If he was smelling correctly, she was actually doing laundry out on his balcony, where the clothing was usually hung out to dry.

Because fuck dryers, all tumbling his clothing around and shit, shrinking his shorts. He didn't need people staring at his ass- unless it was a lady- because his shorts were too small to fit properly. Framing his glorious cheeks was just fine, but when the only womanly part on him was inadvertently put on display by too small, dryer shrunk shorts; he drew the line at drawing any man's attention like that.

Yesterday had been quite an ordeal for him; showing Miia and his coworkers- and technical boss- his resort, explaining to them his previous line of work, and exactly why it made snooping in his house a bad idea. They were of course all freaked out by the apparent magic of the place, but he had managed to calm them down quickly enough; it helped that they were all female, and of age- even the dark skinned loli surprisingly enough-, therefore making them susceptible to his charm ability.

Yawning again as he stepped out onto the balcony, he stopped for a moment to pick up one of the baskets of freshly cleaned clothes, going about putting them on the empty line. Miia herself was just taking down the rest of the clothes on another line, all the while making a little happy tune, composed entirely of 'La la lala~"'s, which brought a smile to his face as surely as the one on her own.

"You sure seem happy today Miia-chan, any particular reason?"

Blushing at him in response to the question, the girl giggled and sidled up to him, nudging him a bit, "Ah~ Darling, you know exactly why I'm so happy~! Despite the freaky magic stuff, and the less freaky ninja stuff, you were so good the other day! Wah, and it was just your fingers and tail! Eee~! Darling I can't wait till I can experience more of that feeling from yesterday~!"

Laughing softly at the girl's excitement, Naruto rubbed her head affectionately as she picked up the basket she'd filled with dry clothing, taking it inside and closing the door behind her. This was so bugs and other stuff couldn't easily get into the house; however when she'd closed the door she hadn't expected to hear a scuffle coming from where she'd just left.

Opening the door after putting her basket down, she curiously peaked out, wondering if her Darling had maybe accidentally knocked down one of the clothes lines or something.

Her eyes widened as she spotted a young girl- or at least it looked like it- with blue hair and blue feathered wings for arms flying away with her Darling in her clawed feet.

"AH! DARLING!"

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Swinging his legs as he sat upside down on the branch he'd been dropped onto, Naruto stared at the bird girl- the Harpy he reminded himself- as she did the same to him. Her look was one of shock and awe, and even a little excitement.

… He hoped she didn't decide to try and mimic him; he'd let her kidnap him on a whim, he didn't do it so he could get her hurt trying to copy him.

"How are you doing that?! Papi wants to do it too!"

Before she could swing herself down and try to do as he did like some kind of monkey bird, Naruto swung himself up and snatched her up. She squawked and wiggled in his grip, only ceasing once he let her down.

Humming curiously, he picked her up again, and once again she started wiggling only to stop and cock her head curiously once he put her back down.

Naruto did this several times to amuse himself, and each time the girl merely cocked her head once she was sitting back on the branch. It seemed she had some kind of instinct or something to squirm when she was picked up under the arms. Er, wings.

"So, your name is Papi, right? And you're a Harpy? The name's Naruto, nice to meet you."

Papi gave a happy wave, introducing herself again, even though she'd already told him her name; in fact, through her second introduction, she got confused somehow and mixed up her name and her species quite humorously. Naruto laughed softly and hopped off the branch to catch her attention before her brain melted.

Yup, she was a Harpy, no doubt about that.

She was an adorable bird brain.

Shaking his head to clear it of the 'mean' thoughts, he perked up as the girl landed near him, to which he gave a small nod of his head.

"So, why'd you grab me like that Papi-san? You know you aren't supposed to be out here without your host family right? I'm off duty right now, but technically I'll have to bring you in if they aren't here with you."

Completely lost, the Harpy merely tilted her head a little, "But that's why I brought you with me."

"Well, I'm not your host, so that really doesn't work, but… Heheh, this could be kind of fun. How about we go get some ice cream?"

"Ice cream? Ah, is it food? Can we get some?!"

Laughing lightly, Naruto nodded and pointed to the truck behind him, which he could smell due to the icy treats it was selling. It helped that one of the children being bought an ice cream by their parent was a little girl. His nose wasn't discriminatory of age, only he himself was.

Without even waiting for him to turn around, the Harpy, now with big sparkly eyes, grabbed him and proceeded to drag him towards the ice cream truck.

'one, two, three.'

Counting in his head, Naruto schooled his face to be as stoic as possible; purely to hide the unmanly giggles which threatened to escape him.

Turning to him, the Harpy looked from him to the arm she held in her grasp, before letting it go and stepping back, thankfully not three times. "Who are you?"

Managing to restrain all but a strangled 'snrk' at the girls cluelessness, really fond memories of one of his old lovers popping into his head, Naruto shook his head and reached for the girl. She looked at him with caution, but couldn't help the surprise that overtook her when his hand fell on her head and began to gently rub.

Why was it so warm…?

Taking the girl with him, reminding her with the simple expedient of pointing at the truck and saying ice cream every three steps, Naruto soon found himself relaxing on a bench with the girl. She was quite energetic, and very happy as well, all simply because she got to try some ice cream.

Watching her as he held a simple vanilla Popsicle, a smile spread on his face as she held her cone with both wing arms. She explained- with numerous errors- how she could never remember the rule about not going out alone, and how she'd slipped her coordinators notice many times.

Of course, he almost choked on his popsicle when the girl had told him they planned to, quote 'deflower her' end quote, if she gave them the slip again. Of course, he knew what she really meant, but her naivety- read: bird brain!- had already placed the image in his head.

Too bad she wasn't right; he'd have loved to be assigned that duty.

Acting with reflexes born of dangerous ninja work, Naruto caught Papi's ice cream before it could even move an inch from the girls grasp. She jumped a little, but gave him a smile as she clasped her wings over his hand, letting him help her grip her ice cream with a small blush on her cheeks.

"Thank you! Papi would have been sooooo sad if Papi's ice cream had fallen! I haven't even gotten one bite yet!"

Naruto simply held his own popsicle in his mouth as his other hand moved to pet the Harpy's head; she really reminded him of his old lover, though he'd a feeling any harpy could do so with the mannerisms of the species, but it wasn't just the horrible memory or general empty headedness. It was the innocence the girl had, almost childlike in intensity.

Before he knew it, he was brought back from his thoughts by mutterings of the people around him and Papi. Raising an eyebrow, he looked at said Harpy and snorted as he saw her messy face as she ate her ice cream. She wasn't being as careful as she should have, and it was all over her face and chest.

Sighing, he let her finish, watching her devour the cone before informing her of the mess she had become. She seemed quite shocked, really, and as if being a bird brain was contagious, Naruto made the mistake of looking away from her for a moment, thinking of where she could get cleaned up.

When he looked back at her, she was already naked and in the process of flopping down into the fountain in the center of the park.

Slap!

Palming his face firmly, Naruto dragged his glasses off and swiftly turned to face the now blushing crowd, sending his chakra in a blanket over them as he weaved one handed seals.

"Magen: So Shoshitsu!"

To everyone watching, immediately it looked as if the strange young man with the tail, wings and horns, along with his bird like young friend had simply disappeared. The secondary effect of the Genjutsu kicked in then, and the onlookers completely forgot there had ever been anyone there.

Sighing as he rubbed his temples, Naruto looked back at Papi the Harpy with a glower, though seeing her splashing and relaxing in the fountain quickly stole away any animosity he could have had. She was just too cute and sexy, usually a strange combination, to stay mad at.

"Papi, it's time to get out of the 'bath' now, you hear me?"

"Hm? Noooo! Ah, I know, why don't you bathe with me?! Come oooon, you're really nice, so I'll allow it just this once~!"

She gave him a coy look, and he deadpanned at her, tail twitching, along with his pants, at the offer. More specifically, the way she was looking at him after having made the offer.

"Darling?! Where are you!?"

Face palming once more, Naruto looked back at Miia, unwittingly caught in his Genjutsu; did he drop it so she could find them, inadvertently reminding everyone that there was a naked bird girl in the park's fountain, or did he leave her till he could get some clothes on Papi…

Much choices, such sarcasm.

He gave a half assed wave to the Genjutsu struck Lamia as Papi decided for him, pulling him into the fountain with her by the back of his head, plopping herself in his lap as she went for his clothes. Since he wasn't really fighting it, she got them off with little effort, though she did stop once his shorts were at his ankles when she spotted his not-so-little-little-friend. As it were.

He found it both amusing and quite ego boosting at the heat that found the bird girl's cheeks as she stared at his penis.

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Lemon! This here be a lemon! NarutoxPapi lemon! If ya don't like this, go on and skip ahead. If ya thought someone else would be the first lemon, well, sorry to disappoint. Papi is a favorite of mine, along with Su. And Rachnera. I like lots of the characters from this manga.

Will contain deflowering (Papi was right in this instance! =D) vaginal sex (obviously), oral sex, and that's pretty much it. Papi strikes me as more an innocent lover than a sexual deviant anyway. Das Miia's job. Or Rachnera's.

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"Well, I'm 'bathing' with you now… Is it what you'd expected?"

Keeping his voice soft, Naruto watched the girl gulp, feathered hands reaching for the half flaccid 'little-Naruto' he sported. Her feathers were really soft, even when wet, and he had no problem standing to attention as it were when she touched him, awkwardly grasping him.

"I've heard of it, but I didn't think it'd be so big…"

Rolling his eyes, smiling softly, and reaching forward, Naruto grabbed the Harpy's hips, making her jump slightly and look back at him. "Do what you want with it, okay? I won't get mad, as long as you don't poke or bite it."

Since his glasses were floating about somewhere in the water, his charm worked immediately on the flustered Harpy, and he could smell her arousal spike as she looked into his eyes. Her desire awakened, Papi scooted back shamelessly, pushing her butt over his face, and the girls little core looming over him as her own head was over the still hardening thing in her hands.

Sniffing it made her body tingle, and a curious lick had her tongue tingling too, before she made a 'nom' sound as she took the head into her mouth, sucking curiously.

Her inexperience was wholly apparent, but Naruto hadn't the heart to tell her anything of the sort, instead giving a soft moan and grasping her hips gently as the girl got to work. She may not have known what she was doing, but she was nothing if not enthusiastic.

Well, she couldn't be the only one doing any work, and he was loads more experienced than her, so it was his job to show her a good time, and teach her how incredibly awesome this was supposed to feel.

Leaning up a bit, Naruto latched his lips around the girl's core; it was small like her, but he knew just how to work her, and any Harpy really, up. He'd have to in any case, because egg laying species or not, he'd never fit otherwise.

Of course, hearing the girls muffled gasps and little moans were also well worth giving her the attention. The little vibrations the sounds sent through his dick only made it harder, more pre filling the Harpy's mouth.

As Naruto began the slow process of worming his elongating tongue into the Harpy's girlhood, said girl was marveling at the feelings the strange, tasty- was it supposed to be tasty?- liquid was causing as she lapped it from the tip of the thing in her mouth, and drank it when it got to be way too much to just lick up anymore.

Soon she was practically taking little drinks of it every few moments, and her body was getting all tingly because of it. Still, she was a big girl! She knew- kinda- what these feelings were, so it wasn't as if she was scared; she may be a bit of a wind head or something but that didn't mean she was stupid.

Besides the tingling and heat building within her, there was a sense of power and instinctual lust building in her as she sucked on the nice man's penis. It was like she held control over him in this position, and she wasn't a bird of prey, but that was a nice feeling.

Slowly moving downward, Papi gave a soft moan as she took more of the man's penis into her mouth, closing one of her eyes as it reached the back of her throat. She knew that normally something so big would never fit, but all the tingling in her mouth and throat was empowering, in a way, and before she knew it she had taken the entire thing. She could feel it deep in her throat, and gave a muffled, little whimper at the feeling of her neck stretching around the penis.

For some reason it felt surprisingly good, and she had no idea why.

Bringing one of her feathered 'hands' up, she awkwardly grasped at the man's balls; they were so big, bigger than any she'd seen in the picture books her mama had hidden in her belongings.

The big, hot and squishy orbs overflowed from her small wing hand, it was fascinating how soft and warm they were, her eyes drawn to each clench, which funnily enough corresponded with each splash of the tasty stuff from moments ago, before she'd engulfed the thing entirely.

Naruto meanwhile was in no way surprised; his fluids had special properties, and one of those was suppressing a woman's gag reflex, and making throat penetration feel 'nice' if not 'good'. Still, he put his mind off the tight, warm, wet feeling of the Harpy's throat constricting around his cock as he stuffed as much of his tongue into the girl's pussy as he could.

While he was doing that, Naruto admired the view he got of the girls butt; Papi was petite and small for easy flying, but her butt was just tops. Miia had good hips, but damn, this Harpy girl had one of the best butts he'd seen in this world so far.

Grasping it firmly, he squeezed the Harpy's pert cheeks, enjoying her moan as it reverberated around his dick, traveling up as the girl finally brought her head back so she could breathe. For a second, he had wondered if his fluids suddenly gained the ability to remove that need from a girl…

That was one ego boost he did not need.

Feeling the girl rise up, pushing her hips down over his face more, Naruto mentally chuckled and squeezed the girl's butt more as she whined and ground herself down on his face. It was very likely that she had never felt what he was doing to her before; or any other kind of touch, really, she had wings for arms, she couldn't very well touch herself in that way.

Still, she was about as ready as she was going to get; she'd imbibed enough of his pre to kick her core's production of juices into overdrive. At this point he was practically drinking from an upturned cup.

Slowly, he lifted Papi off of his face, drawing a whimper from the girl as her insides clenched around the oral organ, attempting to keep it trapped within her. It didn't work, and soon enough he had propped himself up against the centerpiece of the fountain, Papi in his lap with his dick between her legs, throbbing against her core.

"Are you ready Papi-chan? It's big, but I assure you it will fit~."

Keeping his voice gentle helped soothe the girl, and she gave a small nod as she nestled herself back against him, arms drawn up to her chin as she stared down at the large, throbbing thing that was apparently about to go inside of her.

Naruto wrapped one arm around the Harpy's waist, lifting her up as his tail moved to position his dick properly, his other hand moving to gently grasp Papi's chin. Turning the girls head, and of course doing the same with his own, he caught the Harpy in a kiss just as the tip of his dick rested against her small opening.

He kept it slow going as he kissed her, distracting her as he slowly worked himself into her; his pre helped to act as lubricant, mixing well with her juices.

His pre also made the girl's core feel all tingly, inside and out; she hardly noticed as the head pushed into her, though she definitely noticed when he began to sheath himself inside of her. The stretching and full feeling she was getting were making her moan into the kiss, getting louder the deeper he pushed.

Finally, after about half of him was stuffed into her, he hit bottom; the tip of his dick was pushed firmly against the Harpy's cervix, and there was still a little less than half of him not within her. Already there was a bit of a bulge in her belly, though, and Naruto took to slowly rubbing it as he broke the kiss.

Papi shivered and shook as she craned her head up, nestling her face under the man's chin; this was so intense, and it was her first time, and gosh! The terminator got her! She'd been deflowered! Though, if this was what she got because she gave them the slip again than maybe she'd run away to this guy some more…

"It's okay… you can cum whenever you want, Papi-chan~."

The whisper almost didn't reach her, but she barely heard it, giving a little nod and nuzzling the man's throat as she squeezed herself around him. Just the feeling of having something so big, and so deep was making her tremble.

And cum she did, after merely a few thrusts, the Harpy girl shuddered and let out a cry that was a strange mix of adorable and sexy. Well, his pre was definitely doing its work, making Papi all kinds of sensitive, more so than normal; though it had been confirmed that it worked so much better on extraspecies due to their animal like instincts and nature.

Or at least for those who were aligned to animals, and not elements or other things.

Each thrust sent Papi's head spinning, her face flushed as she nuzzled it against Naruto's throat; his scent was filling her head, and it seemed to help with the spinning, but this was all so new to her. It didn't scare her, but her heart was beating quite a bit faster than it probably should have; this was only made worse when she felt a whole new level of fullness, and her eyes rolled up a bit at the feeling.

Naruto himself was feeling all this through his physical contact with the girl, and he was a bit worried, but from past experience the girls human like body and 'intellect' would let her survive, whereas a pure bird would probably have a heart attack from how fast the girls heart was beating.

The cause of all this? Well, first of all he was quite sure this was the first time the girl had felt anything like what he was doing; second of all, he had managed to finally push into her womb a few thrusts ago, and was now balls deep within her. His pre had done its job, desensitizing her to pain, yet it also made her more susceptible to the pleasure he brought.

Working his hips hard up against her butt as he thrust, Naruto worked himself up and held the girl closer, eyes glowing as he admired the bulge in her belly where his cock was fully inside of her. Her womb was hot, wet, and she was so small it practically conformed to him; it didn't take him long to reach his peak just as Papi experienced her climax for the third time.

Holding the now shaking Harpy, Naruto growled comfortingly to her as his balls contracted, spilling forth his seed into her womb. Papi's belly quickly bulged out with his seed, so much poured into her little womb that it couldn't hold it all without doing so; and he was much too big for much to escape.

When he finished, he was treated to the beautiful sight of Papi's exhausted form slumped against him, her belly making her look pregnant, his cock still fully sheathed inside of her.

Smiling softly, he went about swiftly cleaning her up, though when he pulled himself from her, she whimpered and wiggled.

She really did seem to have an instinct to wiggle whenever someone picked her up from under the arms.

Letting the girl back into the fountain, he held her and gave her belly small pushes, helping her empty herself of his seed; it wouldn't do to get her pregnant without her consent. He'd done it on accident to his first Harpy lover; it… hadn't been pretty when she'd laid that egg, and he even could still clearly picture her cute, teary eyed angry face as she chased him around Kumo.

Stupid Octo-bro only watched and laughed the whole time.

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Lemon end y'all! Hope you enjoyed it!

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Once he had managed to clean them up and get them dressed, Naruto let the Genjutsu fall as Papi climbed onto him and snuggled up to him, her wings around him and one of her legs slung over his hips.

This is what Miia saw as she glided up to the fountain; she had no way to explain it except ninja trickery either. One second she could practically feel her Darling, but she couldn't see him, but then suddenly he was there at the fountain, getting all cuddly with the bird brain who'd stolen him away!

Miia's angry hisses did not sound pleasant to Naruto, but he paid the sounds no mind as the angry Lamia approached.

"Darling! Y-You stupid Bird Brain! That's no fair! I wanna cuddle with Darling too!"

Sweat dropping at the girl's blatant disregard for his 'kidnapping' in favor of the position he was in, Naruto found he could only roll his eyes at the girl. Though, shamefully enough he didn't do anything when Miia instigated a scuffle of sorts between her and the bird girl.

If he had to grade the fight, it was more of a schoolyard catfight than anything; not even good enough to be called a rumble. He'd have to work with Miia on that; if she was going to be working with him then she'd have to be skilled enough to not be labeled a 'bother', as mean as that may sound; it was for her own good.

Grumbling at how much he sounded like a parent, he retrieved his glasses swiftly and dashed between the fighting girls. With superior strength he separated them, holding Miia by the back of her shirt- which now was missing the front, due to claws, revealing her breasts to the world- and holding Papi under the arms with his remaining arm.

As expected, she squawked and began wiggling.

Miia glowered at her Darling and the stupid bird brain who'd stolen him from her earlier; if she didn't know better, she'd say they were pretty close, but that delicious smell all over the bird bitch couldn't possibly be real. They'd been cuddling when she found them, that had to be the source of the smell, after all.

Nothing else happened!

Right?

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"Okay! So, where's your host family? You're in the exchange program right?"

Naruto's tail swished around amusedly as he watched Papi squirm under the nice police officer's gaze. He was a nice guy, but work was work, and he had a job to do; Naruto could commend work ethic like that, even if he wished that for once the guy would look the other way.

Pulling Papi's head to his chest, he rubbed her head affectionately as he reached into his pocket with his tail; "Hey Meta, she's with me kay? I just started work with one of the coordinators, Ms. Smith, so it's okay as long as I'm with her. Don't worry man; I'll make sure she finds her host family, kay?"

"Ah, Naruto-san, you finally took my advice and joined the force huh? Well, not the way I've been telling ya you should, but I guess it's a start. Okay then, everything looks in order, Harpy-chan, thank you again for saving the girl from the tree, that was good work!"

Papi smiled brightly, shooting another salute towards the officer, whom returned it with a smile before riding away on his bicycle.

Not two seconds after Naruto began rubbing Papi's head affectionately again did he have to strike out with his free hand to catch a… small plastic card?

Tilting his head, Miia peeking over his shoulder to get a look as well, they found themselves looking at what seemed to be Papi's Interspecies Exchange ID card.

"Well, look at that, you weren't fibbing to poor officer Meta. You did find Papi's host family; in fact, I'm looking at him right now."

Rolling his eyes, Naruto childishly stuck his tongue out at Smith, Papi mimicking him playfully as she leaned her head against his chest affectionately.

"I wasn't fibbing anyway; if I couldn't find her host family, I'd take her in anyway, ya know? Not like you're doing your job anyway; your scent was still stuck in her feathers ya lazy. Come on, I got some coffee at my house; don't worry the traps all deactivate once I step foot in the house, unless they were tripped before I got home, anyway."

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Examining himself in the mirror, Naruto twisted and turned as he looked over the uniform he'd gotten for his new job working with Ms. Smith and her M.O.N team. After meeting them the other day, of course after freeing them from whatever traps they'd tripped while snooping, and then showing them his resort, he'd gotten a bit of information on them that wasn't in the files he'd been given beforehand.

Manako was a shy Monoeye girl, who had low confidence in herself and was always sure that people would make fun of her or dislike her once they saw she only had one big eye. Well, Naruto had disproved that, and the moment he could introduce her to his neighbor Kurusu, he'd disprove it again.

Naruto just didn't give a crap about the one eye thing- he had a tiny, empty wallet for such occasions, to show people where he kept the fucks he gave- and Kurusu was just way too nice of a guy to care. Naruto was an Incubus, so charming ladies came as naturally to him as looking them in the eyes without his glasses, or just being around them long enough.

Kurusu was just so nice a guy that lady charming came almost as naturally to him as it did to Naruto. If he hadn't known better he'd be tempted to believe that Kurusu was an Incubus from this world.

Doppel was a trickster of sorts, and a loli after his own heart in a way; she loved to pull pranks, and though they differed from his own, she was quite good at them due to her shape shifting ability.

More useful than a Henge, she didn't need hand seals or chakra, and her transformations were almost perfect. The only problem was that she was perpetually nude, only her hair covering her up; it was like a dark skinned, loli version of his Orioke no Jutsu.

Zombina was rambunctious and playful, with a love for zombie movies and a penchant for teasing her coworkers. Except Tionishia.

Secretly, he plotted with her to mess with his neighbor; they planned to someday go out with the guy, and while hanging out, drop certain bits from the zombie so they could watch Kurusu freak while sewing them back on.

She tried it with him during the day they were stuck in the resort, but he hadn't so much as twitched.

Tionishia was, to put it simply, a weapon of mass comfort; the aura she gave off was motherly, comforting, and relaxing, all in practically weaponized grades. Just being around her made him want to hug her and just go to sleep as she petted his head…

He still had no clue where the last few hours of their stay in the resort went, but he'd literally never felt so relaxed when he'd came back to reality.

Finally, and he'd had to sneak the time during the night in the resort, he learned that Ms. Smith was a squirter. He'd got her in one of his private stock rooms, and since she wasn't exactly against it, per say, he'd been able to charm her quite quickly.

Huh, maybe that was why she'd been bold enough to still show up without any panties after he'd snuck into her place and hidden them all.

He'd also cleaned up her place, because it was atrocious, how she'd lived before; how such a sexy lady could have absolutely no regard for the cleanliness of her house was beyond him.

"Dear lord, I've channeled Shizune-nee…"

Shaking his head before he could sulk, he slapped his cheeks to get himself out of his thoughts and back to inspecting himself before he went with Ms. Smith on a job.

He'd be leaving Miia and Papi home for now, but he'd asked Kurusu to come spend the day with them; Ms. Smith had even issued the young man a temporary Host ID. If nothing else, it would give the boy a look at what being a host family would potentially be like.

Looking back in the mirror, he admired the outfit; a form fitting black body suit made of surprisingly tough latex, not unlike Guy and Lee's old outfit but soooooo much better. There was also a yellow-orange flak jacket with orange shoulder guards along with a 'utility belt' with orange pouches for storing stuff. He'd opted to not get the shoulder or knee pads, and instead went for something a little more… Youthful.

Wrapped around his hands, fingers and all the way up to his elbows, was light orange gauze, with a little extra padding around the knuckles for protection. Not his, but he didn't want to kill whoever he ended up punching during work. Finally, to help him remember his old Taijutsu sensei, he had a pair of combo leg warmers/hardened leather greaves on his legs. They were orange, and a bit poofy around his shins to provide some cushion for kicks.

It looked a little… Different than his coworkers outfits, but he was a guy damn it; he was fine wearing girly bottoms, because his butt was admittedly womanly, but the rest of him wasn't girly enough to wear full on girls clothes. Still, if he could get the outfit in spandex, maybe he'd go around like some kind of black and orange version of Guy-sensei with not-so-scary-and-likely-alive eyebrows?

Shrugging and starting to whistle, Naruto exited his room and hopping down the stairs to the first floor as Kurusu was entering the house.

"Ossu! Yo Kurusu, ready to see what it could be like as a host family? Before you begin, I want you to know that what you are likely to experience today is in no way a measure of what being a host is normally like. Pro tip, ask if you can get someone besides a Lamia, at the least. Sexually aggressive, possessive, and strong enough to pop you silly humans."

If Naruto noticed Kurusu sweating bullets as he spoke, he ignored it completely, patting the young man on the back and dragging him into his living room, where Miia, Papi and Ms. Smith waited.

"Darling! I thought you said I was supposed to go with you when you went to work!"

"Now now Miia-chan, that was dependent on if I could get you ready in time or not. Sadly enough, I couldn't spend any time getting you ready just yet, and I can't put this off till you're up to snuff. Don't worry, I'll work with you and Papi when I get back and relieve Kurusu here from you-two duty."

Rubbing the glowering Lamia's head affectionately, and hugging both her and Papi as the Harpy latched onto his side like a limpet, Naruto gave both girls a squeeze before letting them go. Though, his Harpy/limpet had to be pulled off; thankfully the quickly proven method of picking her up from under the arms worked, and the moment his hands grabbed her under the arms she squawked, the wiggling starting the moment he lifted her up.

Ms. Smith giggled and stood from her seat, dusting herself off- for show of course- before clearing her throat. "It's time we got going 'Darling'-kun, we've got a mission already set up that we need for you to take care of. Think of it as a test of your abilities, though the rest of the team will be on standby, ready to jump in and assist you should you need it."

"Just curious, but just what kind of mission did you get for me?"

"Oh, well you told us you were a ninja, so I just asked for anything that required lots of stealth!"

Slap!

Naruto's palm met his face loudly, and he grumbled lowly, glowering at the human woman smiling at him with that stupid smug face of hers.

"Ya know what? Fine, let's go, I've snuck around with orange before, this can't possibly be too hard; the level of awareness people have in this place is deplorable. The Genin from my village could rob all of y'all blind and have a damn good chance of not getting caught Dattebayo!"

Slap!

This time Naruto slapped his hand over his mouth, mortified at what had just slipped past his lips; oh dear log, please by all that was holy and wooden, don't let them have noticed…

"Dattebayo? Darling, what's that mean?"

"Ah, Papi knows, Papi knows! It means Believe It right?!"

"No! It doesn't mean anything, that's just what those stupid Westerners decided to translate it as!"

"…What?"

"Guh, N-nothing! It was nothing, you all heard nothing!"

The glare he sent at everyone made them raise their hands, or wings in Papi's case, in defense. Glad that they had decided to oh so graciously drop the issue, Naruto crossed his arms and turned back to Smith.

"So, you, mean, stealth job; let's go. Now."

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"So…"

"So…?"

"My mission is to sneak into the spooky warehouse…"

"Yup."

"Take out all the heavily armed and surprisingly well trained guards…"

"Uhuh~."

"Find the smuggled extraspecies people…"

"Yessir!"

"Get them out without setting off any of the cameras, or alerting any of the people I don't take out before finding them…"

"Eeyup!"

"And finally, I have to do all this without alerting anyone to my presence, setting of any alarms, or leaving any evidence that I was there…"

"Yeah, it's like I didn't just get through explaining this to you!"

"… Doppel? Do you think Ms. Smith can sleep with her eyes open?"

"Eheheh! Noooo~, but I'd love to hear what you have planned!"

Grinning, Naruto poked the Shapeshifter loli's forehead gently, before standing and stretching a bit while she pouted and glared at him.

"Maybe I'll let you see what I'm going to do to her when you're old enough."

He was just teasing, but the angry reaction the Shapeshifter had was definitely too funny for him to just not do it. As he left to do the mission, he actually had to make a mental note to remember some of what she was 'threatening' him with for his books. Damn, who knew such a small looking girl could have such a dirty, imaginative mind?

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Sneaking through the halls of the warehouse had been pathetically easy; the guards posted were heavily armed and surprisingly well trained, yes, but they were still nothing compared to him. The ones up top had been weighted down with heavy equipment, and were woefully slow and cumbersome. They hadn't stood a chance, and now each and every one of them was unconscious; and to add insult to injury, he glued dandy moustaches and monocles to each and every single one's face.

It took a bit of extra time to reach the basement of the warehouse, sure, but it was time well spent in his opinion.

Of course he'd had to come up with something else to do when he'd actually found the basement; the halls were so narrow there was only enough room for one person to enter at a time, though there was plenty of height…

Traveling via ceiling, Naruto continued about nabbing up any guard foolish enough- read: unwitting enough- to wander under him. Each one was grabbed up like a spider and glued to the ceiling with seals, and hidden with another seal to look like light fixtures.

When he finally reached the holding area for the extraspecies people who were smuggled into the city, he figured he had been far too easy on the people he'd left behind. It was no wonder this mission needed lots of stealth; each prisoner had a length of log damned Primacord around their necks!

If he was found, he had no doubt those lengths of cord would be detonated to help get rid of the evidence…

Opening the cells holding the extraspecies people, mostly females to his growing anger, was easy; convincing them to exit the cells was an ordeal. He found out why when he coaxed a young Centaur girl into trying it; the moment she reached passed the open door, the primacord started beeping.

Luckily simply nudging her back into the cell was enough to stop the stupid primacord from exploding, but that left him with the conundrum of getting all of them out without them losing their heads. He had little doubt that they were set to go off if they were tampered with, or removal was attempted without knowing just how to do it.

Well, that was an easy fix; a little embarrassing, but the incredibly useful skill provided was something he needed; incredible freezing ability without the fear of harming someone.

With a burst of chakra towards a small but intricate seal just above the base of his tail, a little below but between his last set of wings; a puff of smoke heralded his change of clothes. Truly it simply placed the new article over his outfit, however.

A pure white kimono with ice blue coloring on the sleeves and a red obi was now adorning him; it was a woman's kimono, and since his wings normally appeared- as if by magic- a fraction of an inch above the skin of his back, they were still showing; his tail was hidden however, being firmly attached.

"Okay, if you could all approach the door of the cell one at a time, I'll have you all out of here in no time; but please, be very quiet, all of you. No one knows I'm here, or that I'm freeing you, and I'd like to keep it that way."

Nervously, it was the young Centaur from earlier who approached, a brave face thrown on before her fellow extraspecies. Smiling gently at the adorable brave future warrior, Naruto reached into the cell and pinched the makeshift primacord collar between two fingers. Quite quickly the cord froze completely, and Naruto snapped it swiftly in two places, removing it from the girls neck.

Before he knew it, she had her arms around his waist and was crying silently into his chest. He gave the girl a soft smile, stroking her hair gently and shushing her softly.

"There there, it will be alright now; I'm getting you all out of here, and you'll be back home before you know it, okay?"

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"Ugh, the Frosslass Kimono always gives me the chills when I'm done wearing it."

"Is that what you used to get the prisoners out of their cells? It's interesting to know you have something that can freeze primacord enough to render it useless. Some of the extraspecies people you freed likened you to a Yuki-Onna with wings and horns."

"Yeah, it's something I got from home, before I came to this place. It's one of a number of items which grant me abilities that would make them 'fantastical'. Pfft, fantastical…"

Ms. Smith rolled her eyes at the young man's giggling over a word, as if he were some sort of man child. Shaking her head, she shrugged and went back to commanding her squads. In the end, she had been surprised when the blond had lead such a large group out of the warehouse, more so when he'd handed over a small notepad detailing locations of the 'bad guys'.

It had been so deathly silent ever since he'd entered the building that they were all beginning to think something had gone horribly wrong. Smith herself had begun to expect some sort of demands to be sent to them for the young man's return; at the very least she had feared the mission would end in failure, and the loss of not only a very promising young man, but also a large group of smuggled extraspecies prisoners.

"Well, I guess this means you really are some kinda ninja, we interrogated the prisoners you took, after getting the ones below ground off the ceiling of course, and no one saw or heard you coming the whole time. We managed to catch the 'boss' of the operation quite by surprise; of course, he tried detonating the primacord, but thanks to you we had nothing to worry about."

That actually put Naruto a little at ease; if the technical boss of the operation he just busted was in the building, which meant he couldn't go about ordering more people to be kidnapped. Of course… That also meant he missed the guy on his way through, and he could no longer show his… 'appreciation' for allowing him the opportunity to practice his stealth.

"Ah, well I'm glad you caught the guy, and I'm of course very glad you believe that I'm a ninja now, because now I don't have to prove it in other ways. More specifically, I won't have to prove it in ways that leave your heart going all kinds of 'doki-doki' as you pray that no one catches us."

The grin he gave Smith only made her sweatdrop a bit, though a small blush did slowly spread across her face at the implications of his words…

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Okay! That's it for this chapter! I gave y'all a lemon near the beginning, and an Original Mission for some flavor and so I didn't have to get into a habit of putting two manga chapters worth of content into one story chapter.

Questions are welcome in your reviews, when you leave them that is, and I will answer them in the beginning of a chapter, or at the end if that's when I get them in the writing process.

Now, please stay tuned for a special extra, an Omake that does have hold in this story, but merely for its content type.

It's another lemon y'all! This time it's a ninja style lemon between Naruto and Ms. Smith, and I'll leave it up to yer eyes to tell ya what that means, as well as its full content.

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Omake: Told you I was a ninja!

Glowing eyes stayed glued to the prey, so sure in her safety in the workplace, so sure the owner of the glowing eyes would be unable to take her where so many could just wander by and spot them if only by looking upwards…

The patient wait for the opportunity to catch the prey came quickly enough, she left towards the bathroom, providing the hunter the perfect chance to capture and have his prey.

Pulling the cloak tighter around himself, his presence all but nil, his visibility to all others zero, Uzumaki Naruto stalked his prey through the hall, waiting for her to reach the contact point. Not all the lights in the building were on in the building so late at night, leaving plenty of shadows for him to hide in; not that he needed the shadows to hide.

It was simply more exciting to not use such cheap items as the camouflage tarp.

Well, it was cheap in this world, because no one had eyes trained to look for the small differences between an actual wall and a camouflage tarp.

Finally, his target reached the point he'd been waiting for; with a swift movement, he had her mouth covered and a hand around her waist to steady her as he stole her off to a corner of the ceiling in a shadowed hall, no lights on in the small stretch.

Not all lights were on, true, but likewise they weren't all off either.

Ms. Smith struggled against the grip of her unknown assailant as he suddenly became visible, and it definitely was a he, if the bulge pushing against her butt was anything to go by.

"Mmmph!"

"Shhhh, you don't want anyone to find us, would you? I told you I'd prove I'm a ninja; and look, your heart seems to be going all kinds of 'doki-doki'~."

Smith gave a muffled cry as the arm around her waist shifted, and a hand took hold of her left breast, squeezing it firmly but not painfully. Her face flushed as she realized who it was holding her 'hostage'; "M-Mmm?"

"Let's get started, shall we?"

She could do nothing as her work skirt was pulled up, likely by the blond man's tail, her stockings promptly being ripped by the same appendage, something hard, large and hot pushing against her ass. She knew just what it was; the time in the 'resort' Naruto owned proving surprisingly useful in familiarizing her with the feel of that particular part of the man.

"You're trembling~…"

"Mmmph!"

Naruto chuckled as he ground his erection against the woman's ass, between her cheeks, right up against her panty clad mound; both holes. There was something he'd wanted to do with some of the women of this world, and now would be his chance; he hadn't been able to do this for quite a while after all…

"Now now, what have I told you? You don't want someone to see you being turned into a moaning mess, now do you? You're still at work, plenty of people here who could catch us~."

Smith stilled at that, though from what he was smelling and feeling, she didn't exactly seem to hate that idea. "You're going to need new panties after this~…"

Using his tail to nudge the woman's panties aside, Naruto wasted no time in pushing into her, growling softly as the woman moaned into his palm. He only pushed about half of himself into her, leaving her shaking as she subtly tried to get more of him into her; she'd had the whole thing before, and she wanted it again no matter how much she didn't want him to know, or to admit it.

Of course, once she figured out just why he hadn't stuffed her full, she began wiggling like Papi whenever someone lifted her from under her wing arms.

Naruto's tail had seemingly changed shape, more specifically it'd changed to a very familiar shape, and was now prodding at her asshole. Oh, there was plenty of lubricant it seemed, that damnable liquid it leaked out making her asshole tingle quite a bit, slowly seeping in and setting her insides aflame with heat and arousal.

"Ah~, you just got tighter…"

It was Smith's turn to growl this time, and she tried to bite one of his fingers, though in response he simply pressed two digits into her mouth, catching her tongue and holding it- somehow- between his fingers.

"Hush now, I know how much you're loving this…"

Smith moaned piteously then, clenching her eyes shut as she was introduced to a new level of fullness, her ass stretching around his second dick- yes she was aware how strange that sounded, but she blamed his tail's apparent shape shifting ability-, allowing it to push in and fill her up.

Both dicks pushed against each other on either side, the fleshy wall separating her anal passage and her vaginal passage only serving to send sparks of hot desire up her spine and straight to her brain as the two appendages rubbed it between them.

Then Naruto began to push deeper; Smith stiffened and clenched, drooling around the fingers in her mouth as her moans had an easier time escaping. He was doing this on purpose, she just knew it; there were people in the building with enhanced senses, if they couldn't hear it they soon would and if they couldn't smell it, they damn sure would soon…

"Mmmmn~, Smith-chan~… I don't mind if you moan, but you might want to quiet down if you don't want anyone hearing you… I know there is a Kobold or two still here, what would they think if they caught you?"

Of course what he didn't tell her was that he had a small Genjutsu covering their little area of the hall that would effectively remove scents and sounds from a person's perception, but she didn't need to know that he was technically 'cheating'. It was a ninja skill; technically it was still him showing her how good of a ninja he was.

When the thrusts started up Smith couldn't contain her sounds, moans escaping past Naruto's fingers, which still held her tongue surprisingly successfully; there were even sounds coming from their coupling; lewd squishing noises and wet sounds, which brought a horrible flush to the woman's cheeks.

She had never felt so full before, and certainly she had never felt such pleasure either; it was ridiculous really, but she couldn't remember any of her past lovers being even a quarter this good. Of course, since she had some gifted knowledge of the man's biology, given by said man himself, she knew, as with many things he has done recently or was liable to do…

He cheated.

How was it fair that he had such an advantage over a female as long as they were 'of age'?! His pre-cum, cum, hell even his saliva and sweat had aphrodisiac effects, with varying levels of effectiveness. His sweat was the weakest and his cum was the strongest…

Before she could ponder much more of anything the inferno in her belly spiked, and she bit the man's fingers, her insides clenching down tight around his cocks, milking them as she came.

This of course, brought one big problem for her, though Naruto merely snickered, much to her horror; her orgasm proved her to be a squirter, and her nectar was sent splashing noisily against the floor below, creating quite a puddle with how amped up on 'stupid-natural-aphrodisiac' she was.

"Well, that's one… Let's see if I can get another one before I blast off~."

"Nnngh… J-jush mahk ih quigh~."

A hot breath breezed into her ear at her somewhat muffled words, followed by a hot tongue that made her squeak. The sounds and feeling of it were making her head spin, and the aphrodisiac effect of his saliva only enhanced the feeling, though it was completely new to her; blasted blond may have just found a weakness even she didn't know about…!

It didn't take very long at all for the woman to climax again, trembling in the blonds hold as her orgasm crashed against her very psyche, or so it seemed. That wasn't the end of it either, as her orgasm was only prolonged as some strange feeling overcame her, actually amplifying her orgasm as it was prolonged. Only compounding the feeling as well, was when Naruto came as her insides milked him, flooding her ass and womb with hot, thick cum, though there was noticeably more flowing into her womb than her ass, thankfully… Or not, she had no idea how the hell his fertility worked!

Her stomach bloated up as if she were in the middle of a pregnancy, a thought that both horrified and elated her, though she blamed that strange mix on the effects his fluids had on her. When finally both were finished, Smith found she was quite exhausted, though she had no idea why; she'd drank enough coffee recently to keep her up for hours yet.

Vision blinking, Smith found herself in a much to bright room after what seemed to her as a simple blink of the eyes, and in what she vaguely identified as a bathroom stall upon another 'blink'. Vaguely, before she seemingly passed out, she heard Naruto speaking to her, if a little muted due to her surprise exhaustion.

"I told you I was a ninja; no one will even notice you missing, and if you're found before you recover, it'll be as if you fell asleep on the toilet. Much less embarrassing than being discovered on a work-time-tryst, me thinks…~"

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Well, that's the Omake! Just Naruto proving his ninja-ness, ya know? So yeah! Hope you all enjoy this chapter, I enjoyed making it, and I now feel confident I can pump out a few more chapters within a week to two week time span.

Once again, I will give a g'damn E-Cookie (read: Request one shot) to the first person to correctly guess the origin of the phrase Naruto used for his Genjutsu on the crowd taking pictures of Miia in chapter 1.

Peace!