Disclaimer: See first chapter yo.
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C: No problem dood, and who said she won't be in? I'm trying to not have a super big harem to deal with, but I do plan to have him 'fraternize' with the members of M.O.N. Especially Tio, because she mah waifu, as it were.
Banjo the Fox: Banjo, buddy, c'mon ya gotta learn ta read between the lines my friend; don't think of it as Naruto bending to the whims of societal law, think of it as forearming himself with the ability to tell the law 'fuck you' as he reminds them they basically told him they don't mind when he steals all of their women folk from them with naught but a letter declaring "All your ladies are belong to me"
TheLastNanaya: You my friend, have just got yourself a one-shot request. Gimme whatcha want in another review, a pm, whatever, and I'll get to it at my soonest convenience.
eniox27: Well, you were the second, not the first, to 'figure out' where the quote came from ze, but you'll still get a prize ya know? Well, who is it? Out of all the ladies he knows now, who do you want the next lemon to be with? Besides the one (Or another twofer) I put in this chapter? Will it be Ms. Smith again? Papi? Maybe Miia will finally lose her cherry? (If she doesn't in this one, I dunno yet) Then there are the lovely ladies of M.O.N; Doppel, Zombina, Manako or Tionishia. Of course, I haven't exactly introduced them yet, but for a little hint of the future, he also at this point in time knows Polt.
Banjo the Fox (Again): Banjo, buddy ol' pal, why the heck would I have Kurusu bashing of all things in this story? He reaaaaaally doesn't seem like the kinda guy who even deserves bashing. I mean come on man! So unyouthful. However, if you wanna see a Butcher!Naruto then I suggest staying tuned in the future. You talked mah ear off over Hell Holder, well, did you think I gave him all those skills for nothing? Nah! Be patient mi amigo.
Mad Hare (Guest):Well of course he'll eventually want to have children with his lovers! Well, except Zombina but only because I think that would be physically and biologically impossible… UNLESS…! Deus Ex Incubus, dood!
Lemon Lover ('nother Guest): Well… Honestly this is a question I'd expect from F-list, not Fanfiction, buuuuut… Nope. He's already big enough to satisfy Centorea. He just won't be giving her any of the womb penetrating sex he gives girls who don't have the lower half of a horse. (Which is still pretty tame sex compared to the stuff I got up to on F-list. … Ah, good times… Goooood times…~
Story Artist ('Nother Guest): Manako and Doppel will be lovers, if not in the harem, then frequent lovers that Naruto has. As for those other people, Well… In order. I have plaaaaans for Draco, oh yes I do because I Love dat Dragonewt's butt. Kii… well, she's technically very easily accessible by Naruto, so again, possibly a frequent lover. Cathyl… I can see a one or two time deal, because she already has a boyfriend and at one point believes he's cheating on her, but I absolutely LOATH TO DEATH Netorare, which is the stealing of a significant other. Ahem… Lilith… Oh, I am sorely tempted to make it story canon for this that he already knows her, and not only tempers her meaner pranks, but helps her pull said pranks. Yukio, the Yuki-Onna, another case of unintentionally requested netorare, so maybe a one-time lime or something. Luz Ninetei… Hah, he's going to opening laugh at her when they meet, and so is a certain guest in his gut. Before he bangs her nine ways to Sunday. If you catch my meaning. Polt! Ah Polt, he already knows her, and regularly fucks her. Oct… Well Kurusu said it best, Tentacle on Male is a very niche genre. Question is… How niche are y'all? I could finagle it, sure, and technically it ain't pegging or futa, so it could go in here, but I would be Waaaaaaay to tempted for some naughtier lewds with that pairing. Merino, sure, that whole sheering incident has maaaaajor potential for an awesome lemon! Kot and Ton? … Uh, I am not sure about those two, because I am quite certain at least one of them is a trap. They just scream trap to me, but maybe that's just my time on F-list talking… Liz and Kinu are deeeeefinitely frequent lovers, oh yes, because again, I dunno why it is, but the lizard folk species are just… Nnf, I am an ass connoisseur, and the lizard folk ladies butts are just right up my ally. I think there is a pun in that sentence… Finally, Miia's mom… Ooooh the sacred MILF; one does not simply trifle with a milf, if he fucks her, she will be a permanent part of the story, so I'm thinking maybe just a lime or something. I actually have a nice/funny scene planned out for her. But that's a se-cr-et~
Okay peeps, third chapter, after the fourth it will be the fifth chapter of Incubus in Youkai Academy, then so on and so forth. And boy! I got some plans for Incubus in Youkai Academy. I'm either going to have Naruto wreck Kuyou the old fashioned way, or I'm gonna genderbend that wannabe Yoko and do it in a more interesting way. Gihi~
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"So, anything you wanted to tell me Naruto? I don't know, maybe some kind of apology for leaving me with those two the other day?"
"Oh come on Kurusu, they weren't that bad were they? You're a tough guy, I know at least Papi wasn't that much of a handful; I'd wager she was enamored with the game system I got recently."
"Well, that's true at least, but I don't think Miia-san likes me. Like, at all."
Naruto's only response was to laugh boisterously, patting Kurusu on the back firmly, getting a groan from the boy as the action aggravated some bruises he'd gotten from Miia when Naruto had left him with his two extraspecies guests the other night.
"Well, don't worry about it Kurusu, I'm quite sure you won't get anyone nearly as troublesome as my guests can be. Who knows, maybe you'll get a simple extraspecies guest, like a Catgirl."
The blond laughed as Kurusu grumbled, claiming that it didn't really matter what he got, they'd be his guest from the time they moved in. That's what he liked about the guy, he was polite and caring no matter whom you were, and he was always at the defense of others.
"Well, this is where we part ways man, stay safe out here! That sign says purse snatching is common around here; don't go playing hero ya hear? I don't got many friends of the male type to hang around with these days, can't lose the one I do have to stupid heroics right?"
Kurusu sweatdropped but nodded as he bumped fists with Naruto, a strange sign of friendship that the blond had started up when they had officially became friends.
"And don't drop the groceries either man, one of those bags is mine. Thanks for carrying it for me by the way, come by later and we'll hang out; Papi's been asking me to bring you over to play games with her again."
"Eh? But we just played yesterday…"
"Dude, no offense but Papi probably forgot the moment you put down the controller. You're lucky she remembered you, though not exactly by name…"
Shrugging, Naruto gave Kurusu a small shove to get him moving, grinning and lashing his tail about behind him. Well, now that the his one male friend, who was sadly boring a lot of the time, was gone; he was free to investigate the source of that weird galloping sound that had started up as they approached the corner.
The source of which made itself known the moment he stepped out into said corner; damn, Kurusu got all the luck, going a different way… If he'd been pure human this would have probably killed him.
As it was, the impact of something large and heavy against him merely through him into the air; it was surprising yes, but he understood what had happened as he looked back towards where he'd been hit. Was it some kind of truck?
"Oho? Centaur, huh?"
Standing before him, looking at him curiously, a Centaur girl stood; she was big, but from the look of her human half obviously still a bit young, probably only as old- maybe a couple years older- as Miia.
"Hm, it seems I have happened upon some rather poor luck; running into another extraspecies instead of a human as I had intended…"
"Ah, Ms. Centaur, your luck is just fine. I'm mostly human, so as far as the government lackeys are concerned, I'm just a little bit special, for a human."
"Truly? Thou aren't lying, art thou? Tis fate then, for certain! Thou must be the man fated to become my master!"
…
"What? Wait wait, let me guess, Centaur tradition right? Well, I've never heard of a head on collision method before… Trying something new?"
"Why yes! I have utilized one of Japan's magical charms to increase my chances of meeting my fated master!"
"Japanese charm you said? Which one? So far as I know all the charms in this place are a bunch of bunk."
"Hmph, as expected of a foreigner, however, even you should know and respect the charm I speak of. 'If one runs into an intersection and bumps into someone, they are your fated one…!' Tis a powerful Japanese charm of fortune-telling magic, is it not?"
Naruto had to keep quite a tight rein on his emotions at that point, because if he didn't, he had a feeling horse shoe marks might join his whisker marks; because he was very close to dropping out of the air and laughing till his lungs leapt from his mouth.
"I, erm, pfft, th-that's not a Japanese magic charm, it just sounds to me like you picked something out of a manga, or anime. D-don't get me wrong, those are all a part of Japanese culture, so it fits with what you're here for b-but… I-I'm sorry, I'd like to be, but I d-don't think I'm your fated one."
While he was trying in earnest to contain his chuckles, giggles, snorts, and other such noises, the Centaur girl seemed quite intent on helping those noises escape his lips.
"Perhaps I should have brought the toast after all, buttered of course."
Just like that, Naruto fell to the ground with a thud, and his only saving grace was the Centaur's naivety and his hands, which were covering his mouth so only choked snorts were heard, instead of the loud guffawing that was trying to get him kicked.
Luckily his impromptu savior came in the form of a purse snatcher, something which was warned about on the signs posted to every few street lamps within the intersections.
The target was a pretty young woman, and the moment the man had snatched her purse, Naruto was up and ready to stop the man… Only one problem, his vision had suddenly gone dark, and marshmallowy softness enveloped his face. Ooooh, he knew this feeling.
His face had been stuffed against the Centaur girl's chest, her exceptionally well endowed chest. Mentally sighing at the unfairness of the moment, seeing as he couldn't truly enjoy it since he hadn't seduced her yet, Naruto vaguely heard the Centaur calling the purse snatcher a whoreson, and couldn't help but snicker into her boobs at her dialect. It was like she was some kind of knight.
Fortunately- or unfortunately depending on just who's perspective you were using- the girl quickly realized just where she had some unknown male's head pressed to. Her face grew quite flushed, and Naruto found himself released quickly, the girl's arms going instead to covering her chest, an apology spilling from her lips.
"Bah, don't worry about it, way worse ways to die, right?"
"That scoundrel has been coming hither and snatching bags from their rightful owners! As a member of the proud Centaur race, this cannot stand! I cannot let him go! Upon my sword do I vow; I shall capture that whoreson!"
Naruto really had to applaud the girl for somehow hiding the sword from him; he had been positive that it hadn't been there mere moments before. Perhaps he just wasn't paying attention? Well if he hadn't been, he had two very big reasons.
"Due to the Interspecies Laws however, I am not to lay a hand upon him. 'Twas the reason I was searching here for a master, one that would surely fight alongside me."
'I'm gonna have to get her a permit for that thing, aren't I…'
"It can't be helped then, right? You say your charm brought you to me, or me to you or some such, well, I guess there's not a problem if it's me. I wasn't lying when I said I was mostly human, and the government has recognized that; I have a special ID and everything. I can 'do harm'- as it were- to both species, and I can be out by myself, so there's really no problem. I also kind of work for one of the Coordinators now, so as I said it really can't be helped…"
"You have my thanks then! Quite chivalrous of you to help me in this deed, master!"
"Ugh, please don't call me that… L-let's just go."
"Wait! As my master, t-thou has the right to, um, r-ride upon my back…"
"Ah, nonsense, I'm well aware of those Centaur traditions and what have you. No way am I putting you through that, we just met! I also like to think I'm a nice guy, so there's that too… Anyway, c'mon he's getting away!"
Before the Centaur could protest, Naruto flared his wings out and took to the sky; for this feature of himself alone, he'd had quite the badass moniker if he said so himself. He didn't often, and no one yet called him that here, but he liked the name; it may also have contributed to his absolute love of that jet fighter simulator game…
"Watch out thief, none escape from Sora no Godatsusha!"
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"Remember, keep track of where you are going, don't trample anyone, and if you use that sword, I better not see it flash towards anyone but the purse thief."
Centorea, as she had introduced herself upon setting off after the purse snatcher, simply nodded, galloping along at a fast pace, quickly gaining on the fleeing purse snatcher. Glad that his words had been heeded, Naruto simply veered away from the girl, though he kept speed with her, and used his higher vantage point to give directions should they be needed.
It wasn't really needed, as she caught up to the guy soon enough, but he still felt more comfortable being able to steer her clear of hapless civilians.
"Hm… a model 36 huh? Well, if he thinks that silly land vehicle is the fastest… Heheh, nah, this world isn't ready for my baby. Sigh, to bad too, these streets look perfect for her…"
The rode turned suddenly, the purse thief blazing down it on his vehicle, and he couldn't help but notice that Centorea took the turn like a champ too. Well, he couldn't disappoint, could he? Angling his wings back a bit, wind built around him as he sped forward, having slowed down a bit when he'd seen the turn coming.
Lowering himself close to the street, and the turning wall, Naruto angled his chest towards it, and grinned as he followed it almost like the turn on a water slide. Well, a good water slide anyway.
Bypassing the Centaur, and even the thief on the motor scooter, Naruto held off a guy rolling a flatbed dolly carrying large jugs of water. "Sorry guy, high speed chase going on; wouldn't want you to get hurt right?"
"Ah, thank you!"
Naruto merely grinned and threw the guy a thumbs up as the thief and Centaur sped passed him.
"Woo! If this guy wasn't some purse snatching dick I'd seriously have to go riding with him some time! Damn, haven't had an excuse to go this fast since I got to here!"
Suffice to say our blond Incubus was having an experience that was close to the time of his life. After actually having had said experience, few others really got close, but high speed flying was one of those close experiences.
"Uh… Centorea-san, you don't really plan on jumping after that guy, do you? Not judging your strength or determination, just the safety of a basically mature Centaur jumping that far down…"
And the Centaur girl would have injured herself with the fall too, so… The moment she jumped Naruto was already going through hand seals.
"Futon: Rakka Shien!"
Wind gathered under the leaping Centaur; she was surprised, most certainly, but she didn't question it in her quest to capture the thief, even such a large distance away from the actual theft.
The purse thief was quite surprised to find a blade suddenly at his neck, the Centaur who'd chased him galloping right alongside him, holding the sword in question.
"I shan't let you go free, scoundrel! Master, please be of service, capture this whoreson whilst the chance allows!"
"Heh, you got it Centorea-san, one crook, sunny side up."
"Wh-wha?!"
Crash!
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"Well Ms. Smith, seems I've been chosen to be miss Centorea's homestay, though I would love some help getting her to stop calling me master. There are a very few select times I let someone call me that, and you know it's the funniest thing; she has yet to visit my room, nor I hers, nor have we laid together, and I'm pretty damn sure she isn't that kind of girl."
"Ahahah, well it's to be expected, she's from a long line of Centaur warriors; her mother is actually well respected by the Centaur community for her strength. If she's chosen you as her master, there isn't really much you can do to get her to stop calling you that. Just enjoy it!"
He really didn't like the chuckle the woman on the other end of the line was giving him, and her last words before hanging up didn't help.
"We'll just call this payback for that visit you paid me at work the other night… Ufufufu~."
Naruto sighed and shook his head as he put his phone back in his pocket, before looking to the door to his living room; he'd have to get more renovations done because damn if Centorea wasn't really tall. Oooh, maybe he could take to floating in the house now?
"Well, the paperwork's being taken care of, so no need to worry about that. Though, I don't suppose there's any way I could get you to stop calling me the M-word, is there?"
"None at all master! I have chosen you as my sworn master, and it is my duty to serve you, to protect you; so I shan't cease calling you master. Though, if you would, wouldst thou please call me Cerea…? I-It is what those close to me call me…"
Tilting his head, Naruto shrugged and floated up a bit, legs crossed as his wings held him aloft; "Well, that's fine, I can call you Cerea if you want. Oh what the heck, it's not like I haven't given in to a lady's demands before anyway. Now, how about you meet my other house guests?"
"Eh? Other houseguests? Th-thou art an adulterer?!"
"Darling! You brought another woman home, didn't you! Aaaargh, so unfair!"
"Husband~! Papi's hungry!"
Face met palm and Naruto couldn't help but chuckle as Miia and Centorea began arguing, though he supposed it would be a bit bad if he didn't fix the situation soon…
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"Listen now, now that I am here, things shall be very different! First, our master shall be held with utmost care, esteem, thou shalt do this for him above all!"
"Eh? But I'm always thinking about Darling!"
'I don't think you use the right parts when thinking about me Miia-chan…'
"Papi is too!"
'Pleeeeease don't tell them that you went first… I like sleeping, thank you.'
"Anyway! You girls finish up okay? I have something to show Papi and Cerea, Miia you're coming too even though you've already seen it. Just… Don't mess with them and you won't have to spend the entire time there in bed. Like last time… Unless you liked it, in which case I'll think of something you won't enjoy."
The glower the blond sent the Lamia got her to look sheepishly away; it wasn't as if she'd done anything wrong, she was simply protecting her Darling from the clutches of those strange mechanical women!
After dinner, the small group was lead to a particularly large room inhabited by several desks, each holding a large glass orb, though each orb had a different kind of… environment?
One orb held a vast forest, another looked like it was perpetually caught in a blizzard, with not much visibility into it; yet another orb looked like a farm of some sort, while another looked as if a desert in the middle of a sand storm was contained within. Another orb looked filled with water, with a tiny bubble of air in the middle, containing some sort of platform; next to that stood a glass orb containing merely a single raised platform and nothing else.
Finally, in the center of all the other orbs, was a slightly larger one containing a beautiful white sandy beach, and a large tower in the center of cylindrical design, with a winding staircase and a large bridge connecting to one side; the side pointing towards them.
"Well, this is my resort; Miia's already been inside, Ms. Smith and my new coworkers have too. Now it's Papi and Cerea's turn to take a look inside. Don't worry you two, you'll like it, I'm sure. Though, maybe I should put some handrails… Papi will be fine, and Miia should be able to wrap around the bridge, but Cerea you have to be really careful once we're in there, okay?"
"Um, master, I don't mean to protest, or accuse you of anything, but dost thou really believe we shall fit within that thing? It has not even an opening; we would never fit."
Naruto snickered softly and placed a hand on Miia's head, the Lamia girl grinning cheekily as she leaned into the touch. It was a little childish, but it just showed that her Darling cared for her right?
"You may think that, aaaand you may think I'm a bit crazy for what I'm about to tell you, but… These orbs, my resort and training grounds, they all run on magic. My birthplace, believe it or not, while less advanced than this place is more along with extraspecies peoples than this place is. Heck, I think we may have some never seen before in this place; though, give it a while, some might show up, I wouldn't know. Anyway, in my home, I befriended a group of Fair Folk, Fairies, and they in turn made me these."
Miia already knew this, but the other two didn't; Papi was ecstatic about the thought of magic, and though Cerea didn't particularly believe in magic, she had heard stories of the Fair Folk herself. The knightly blood running through her recognized them, and she had also heard plenty of tales concerning them.
"Master has had dealings with the Fair Folk? Truly? Could such beings truly be trusted, however? Then, I must see this place for myself! Master I entreat thee, allow me entrance into this place so that I may validate its truth!"
Chuckling softly, Naruto only nodded and gave Miia a little push forward; "You go first Miia, you've already been inside, so it shouldn't be anything really new; wait for us once you're in though, got it?"
The Lamia girl saluted and moved in front of the main orb, before with a flash of light, she was gone.
"Ah! She disappeared! Papi next, Papi next!"
Without even waiting, the Harpy hopped to where Miia had been before she'd disappeared; in another flash she too was gone, leaving Naruto shaking his head, and Centorea simply looking unnerved.
"Master, is it true that they hath gone into the orb there? I must say, tis strange to see them simply disappear once they stand before that strange orb…"
Naruto shook his head and held a hand out for the Centaur, who blushed at the offer but simply moved to bravely stand where Miia and Papi had before. He chuckled as she disappeared like the other two; "Heh, she's really cute at times… Really, blushing so much simply because she would have been holding my hand…"
Shrugging, he took his own spot before his resort, disappearing into it in one last flash of light.
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"Master! Tis truly a marvelous place you have! Thou said it was magic, and right before my eyes it has been proven! Such a place could not exist otherwise, tis impossible otherwise, is it not?"
"Hah, glad to see you believe me now, and to think, all it took to prove magic to someone was inviting them into my resort. Now, Miia, Cerea, you two are from here on under strict orders not to attack my maids, got it?"
The glower he sent at the Lamia made her look away, having the gall to look sheepish even though he knew she'd attack them like the first time she was here if she saw them tending to him. Centorea… She'd called him an adulterer when she'd met Miia and Papi, and she carried around a sword, even though it was fake.
Yeaaaah, he had no doubt about her ability with it, because she certainly had the musculature to wield it, and it was also fairly sharp, though thankfully not 'combat ready' sharp. Thank the log for small miracles…
"Maids, you say? Master, how is it possible to keep people in this place? Does that not seem a little… cruel?"
"Nah, it's fine, they prefer it in here because they can't really move around outside, the air in here is thick with the magic they need to move by themselves. If they go out, they can't do that, and basically they shut down, as it were."
"I see, than they are like robots? I did not know the world was so advanced in their making."
"Well, I guess you could call them that, but really their far more advanced; I'm actually surprised that they were able to be made in my homeland. Those Fairies are surprisingly advanced people, ya know? Anyway, please don't call them robots; call them gynoids if you must. They are female androids, and are fairly organic, all things considered."
"Yes, I shall do thy best to not cast insult upon your workers!"
Laughing softly, Naruto eventually just waved the Centaur off, beginning the small trek across the bridge towards the actual building of the resort. "Papi, don't fly off just yet, okay? I need to introduce you to the maids first, though you won't meet all of them today. Also… For now, I'm locking down the Farm Port."
Suffice to say, he had prior experience with Harpy's and baby chicks. It was cute, yes, but a bit tiresome.
"Aww, but Papi wanted to fly in here! It's so big, Papi never gets to fly in the house!"
Her pouting face was almost too much, but he stayed strong, because women fell to his looks, not the other way around damn it.
"Log, give me strength…"
"Darling! When we were here last you didn't let me enjoy the beach, can we do that this time?"
"Eh? Oh, sure thing Miia, just ask one of the maids to give you a bathing suit. I have some for Lamia here, just… don't ask why. Cerea, you'll need to have a bathing suit made for you, but that won't be too hard, and Papi we have some that should fit you fairly well too. Come on, let's get you all introduced, and then we'll relax on the beach for a while before I show you to the training grounds where I'll be teaching you."
"Ah, to be taught by the master, truly this is bliss! O-or, at least it will be once lessons commence."
"Hah, just try to remember that I was here first, I've already started my training with Darling~!"
"Lemme stop you right there, you haven't trained in here yet Miia… Heheheh… Oh, just wait, maybe you won't be so eager after the first few hours…"
"H-Hours!? Master surely thou would not confine us to this place for so long! What of the responsibilities of the outside world?!"
"Ah, did I forget to mention? Time really has little meaning here; a whole day in here is but an hour outside this place. Usually I'd prank you by not telling you this, and make you think we'd missed an entire day outside. Hah~ the look on Ms. Smith's face…"
"M-Master can be so cruel…"
"Nah, I think it made for a fine comeuppance. She was snooping in my house after all."
"Wah, Husband, Papi can't take it!"
Papi took off after that, leaving Naruto to face palm, though he also couldn't help the small smile that graced his lips. Using his connection with the resort, he informed his maids to not shoot down the overexcited flier.
It was simple, and he could inform them of his guests that way, but he wanted the girls to meet the maids. Mostly so Cerea didn't accuse him of adultery again.
He didn't bed his maids, because he needed some kind of female presence in his life that he didn't constantly think about fucking. It grounded him when he needed it, and they had standing orders to strike him if they didn't desire any advances he did pull with them.
A guy had to have fun, even if he wasn't having sex, right? His maids were all quite the lookers too, so as long as they didn't mind, he got all the 'looky loues' and 'touches' he wanted.
Grounded did not mean he couldn't be a perv, something he entirely blamed on his godfather, Kakashi-sensei, and his genes.
He was also just very good at hiding it, or turning it to his advantage.
Arriving soon enough at the resort itself, Naruto got Centorea introduced to the maids; she had sputtered at their somewhat skimpy attire, and lovely figures, as well as their deference to him, but she did not complain. It was nice, really, because Miia had downright tried to destroy them in jealousy when she'd met them.
It hadn't worked, by the way.
"Well, would it be too much trouble to get these two lovely ladies some swimsuits to try out? They wish to enjoy the beach; also, we have an errant Harpy who will be joining them eventually. Could someone go find her and escort her to the ground floor changing room?"
One of the gathered maids, one with hair a brighter blonde than his own, and deep amethyst eyes agreed, sprouting wings- shocking Miia and Centorea- and leaping away to find the excitable bird girl.
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Miia and Centorea were twitching. Why were they twitching, you may ask? Well, because they were watching as their Darling/Master was treated almost like royalty by his maids. The 'Gynoids' they had been called. There were thirty in all, and each had a name, though until they familiarized themselves with the mechanical ladies, they'd been given permission to use their number identifications; obviously 1-30.
"Thy sword arm is twitching to strike… I am not sure who at this point…"
"D-Darling is just m-making use of their intended p-purpose…"
"Who art thou trying to convince, me or thy self?"
"Doesn't it bother you that they're fawning over him like that?!"
"Sigh, indeed, though thy arm wishes to strike, my heart is at rest knowing out master is in such great care…"
Naruto had been relaxing while they had been enjoying the water, though they had stopped not long after due to the 'relaxing' he was partaking in. Three of his maids were serving him; one brought him a large glass of some strange liquid, another had brought him fresh fruit, and the last was feeding him said fresh fruit.
It was maddening that they didn't protest such service, and more so to the two extraspecies girls that he was accepting it.
Around this time, Papi finally arrive with a splash, literally; the girl, now dressed in a one piece swimsuit had dropped from the sky into the water, cannon ball style.
"Hah, nice one Papi-chan! Alright ladies, score it~!"
At once the three maids tending to him held up their left hands, golden numbers appearing floating above their palms.
The first maid, a platinum blonde with dark 'skin' scored Papi with a seven, the second- a particularly well-endowed maid with long black hair and pale skin- scored the girl an eight, and the one who was feeding Naruto- a maid with red hair, emerald eyes, and a more 'motherly' body- scored the Harpy girl a six.
"Yay, Papi did good!"
"Heh, nice job Papi, these girls are a tough crowd; they must like you."
"We are only a 'tough crowd' because we have already seen your tricks. Try something new if you want a better score, Goshujin-sama."
"See? Wah, my maids don't like me~"
All three maids rolled their eyes, sporting similar small smiles, quickly going back to what they were doing beforehand, the first two leaving while the last continued to feed the pouting blond Incubus.
"D-Darling, come swim with us! Don't just laze about all day!"
"Mah mah, why do I gotta go swimming? I-I'd rather you girls just enjoy yourselves, okay?"
"Ufufu…"
"Kushi, don't you dare…"
This made both Centaur and Lamia suspicious, though the latter also had a bit of a grin on her face, "Ooooh, I think I see what's going on here… Darling can't swim~"
Naruto acted as if he'd been shot through the heart, clutching his chest in faux pain, the maid Kushi stroking his head comfortingly.
Her words absolutely didn't match her soothing actions.
"Goshujin-sama has always relied on items he owns to do anything underwater, or simply strides across it as he had learned in his youth. Swimming is a skill we fear he will never learn~."
Placing a hand to her cheek, she poked Naruto's cheek with her other hand, ceasing her soothing head petting. "This incredibly cheeky Goshujin-sama has neglected to learn how to swim, even whenever he was offered a teacher."
"Oi oi! D-don't go talking about me like that, you're supposed to be on my side Dattebayo!"
Slapping his hands over his mouth as soon as the last syllable left his lips, Naruto seemingly teleported over by the resort, crouching by the wall and sulking.
"This cannot stand! Master, I, Centorea Shianus shall instruct you in the ways of swimming! Tis truly a useful skill to know, and I would be remiss in my duties if I did not teach thou how to do so!"
"Great, look what you did Kushi, I dun wanna learn how to swim damn it~!"
"Wah, Husband doesn't know how to swim? Papi can teach! Ah, wait, do you need to know how to swim in order to teach it? Papi can teach husband to float on his back!"
"Papi, dost thou not know how to swim either? Well, I guess it cannot be helped; come, I shall begin the instruction! Miia-san, wouldst thou help me in instructing these two?"
"Eheheh, it would be my pleasure~."
"Ugu… I'll get you guys back for this…"
"Now now Goshujin-sama, don't complain. Swimming is incredibly useful, just as the young miss said. You're already in your swimming trunks, it would be a shame if they went to waste yet again."
Centorea and Miia both grabbed one of Naruto's arms before he could protest, dragging him away, though he tried to make it as hard as possible for them.
"My vengeance will be terrible and unavoidable!"
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"Heheheh… You thought you'd escape… But you've nowhere to run now…"
"D-Darling?"
"Hawah, Husband's broken!"
"Quiet, all of you, it's time…"
Three nervous extraspecies girls reluctantly followed the blond Incubus they stayed with as he lead them into what seemed to be a- thankfully well lit- basement in the resort. They soon entered a large room that seemed not to see very much use, making them wonder why they were there.
Except Papi, who had taken more than three steps to get to their.
Naruto was working on that, actually.
"Now, for the initial port, you will all have to use this room so that you can port from anywhere in the resort. The Farm Port is locked down for now, but that still leaves the Great Forest Port, Grand Desert Port, Frozen Tundra Port, Great Sea Port and the Open Sky Port. I have others, but they aren't set up right now because they aren't really needed… Though maybe I'll have to see about bringing out my Hidden Village Ports to help with urban missions we may end up getting…"
Looking through each port, he brought his extraspecies guests to the first, the Great Forest Port, as it was marked.
"Okay, this is where Cerea will be training first. The forest in here is dense and thick; I have some of my maids hiding in here, and they shall be your opponents, as it were. However, Cerea-san, your goal is not to defeat them all in a 'glorious battle'; your goal is so evade them entirely, only battling if you must, breaking away should you face more than one, and find the 'center' of the forest, where a reward will await you should you manage to make it with these stipulations."
"A reward you say? Master, thou art too kind… I-I admit, I had not been expecting this, but please put your faith in me. I shall have this course beaten by days end!"
The Centaur stepped into the circle indicated as the 'Transport Circle', and in a flash she was gone.
"Well, now that she's taken care of, how about we get started on you, Miia-chan? Heheheh… Unavoidable…"
Miia shivered bodily, holding herself as she felt as if the heat in her body was sapped away by that one word…
"S-so cold! I'll hibernate!"
"Bah, you'll be fine! Your training ground is the Grand Desert! I don't know exactly where you hail from, but… Never mind. My point is that you shouldn't go into hibernation in here, so go nuts, okay? My maids are also waiting you in here, though, so be careful; none of them have their levels set very high for right now, but they'll get steadily better as you do, keeping it challenging. Your goal for training is to find the ruin holding your reward; and your goal is the opposite of Centorea's. You are to battle any who cross you, but, only for five minutes each, and you are to flee should you face more than two at once. I feel your stealth is fairly good, but your combat skills could use some work."
"Ah, Darling, you won't be disappointed! Trust me, I'll have this down way before Centorea! I'm pretty good at my village's fighting style after all!"
Without even waiting for anything else to be said, Miia moved into the circle indicated by her own named training ground. She was gone quickly, and Naruto released a dark laugh as he waved good bye.
"Husband, where are they exactly?"
"I'll tell you where they're not, Papi… Saaaafe~"
"H-Husband…"
Naruto turned and drew the petite Harpy into a hug, making her squawk softly, though she gave in quickly enough, nuzzling him as he held her. "Don't worry Papi-chan, you didn't conspire against me, so you're pretty safe. However, I do still need to train you… Come, I'll show you the Open Sky myself…"
"Hai~!"
The Open Sky Port took them to the, well, Open Sky, or so it seemed. Aside from the platform, everywhere Papi looked was nothing but open skies, and the breeze felt so nice too!
"Wah! Husband this is wonderful! My people have dreamed of a place like this… The breeze is so fresh, I could fly all day here!"
"Hah, yes you could, but this is training, okay? Special training too, a bit of memory training and a bit of flight training. You get your prize right away, because it is needed for your training. Here, you have night blindness right? These will help you with that problem."
Held in the blonds hand, extended towards the petite Harpy girl was a strange black hat and a dull white scarf.
"Eh? Husband, wouldn't some kind of flashlight be better?"
"Hah, no no, Papi these are special, here, let me help you put them on, okay?"
Taking the hat, he placed the fedora upon the Harpy's head, fixing it so it looked dashing upon the petite girl, before doing the same with the scarf, looping it loosely around her neck and fixing it so that it hung over her chest instead of blowing back behind her.
"These are the Honchkrow Hat and Scarf, and if the two are worn together, will grant you immunity to night blindness; in fact it should reverse the problem completely. Here, let's see…"
With a bit of concentration, the sky around them turned dark, and Papi looked around quickly, the items she now wore not being displaced at all by the movement. "Hah! Wow, Papi can really see! Husband this is an awesome gift!"
"Heh, well an awesome girl deserves an awesome gift, right? Now, let's see how well they work, and if you can discover what else they do, okay? I'm going to set up some turbulent winds, and I want you to fly as well as you can. I'll also put up obstacles, perhaps rings, or pillars you must fly around. What do you say? Challenging enough?"
"Hawa, Husband that sounds a little scary…"
Placing a hand on the girls head, or hat more like, Naruto gave her a gentle smile, "Hey now, don't be scared Papi, you're a tough bird right? You'll go really far if you stick to the training, and I'll be able to take you on more missions with my work. We can hang out more after them too, if you want; but you have to complete your training, okay?"
Leaning in, he tipped the girls hat up a bit, placing his other hand around her waist and drawing her close. Gently, their lips met, and Papi gave a soft moan into the kiss, face flushed; she forgot stuff a lot, but the feeling of her Husband's chest, or his lips, she couldn't forget at all.
"Uwah… P-Papi will do her best!"
"There's a good girl, now, fly~!"
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"So, what have we learned?"
"D-Darling is a sadist…"
"A-Ahem… stealth is a lot harder to learn than I had thought…"
"Wah! Flying in the dark is so fun! But also so scary!"
All three girls were looking a bit haggard; Miia and Papi were in tears, and Centorea only held back her own tears through sheer will power.
"Wrong; Cerea, the point of stealth is to not get your opponents attention, in fact you should aim to draw as little attention as possible. Miia-chan, you were in a situation where stealth was practically impossible, forcing you to utilize pure combat skills; you have some nice moves, but you don't have stamina, and if you aren't using your tail you don't exactly have the strength you need, so the point of that was to learn 'skill'. With Skill, even a petite girl like Papi could take down some pretty big foes. Finally, Papi; you're a good flier, but you need to be a stronger flier, hence the winds that were blowing in the Open Sky. Once you can fly in stronger winds, and complete the obstacle course, you could very well rule the skies; as long as you remember your hat and scarf at night."
The three girls looked properly chastised, vowing to do better, and complete the training Naruto had set out for them.
"Now, in the meantime, between training that is, I want you all to be working out at least a bit; we can't exactly do that here, cause I don't have a gym in any of my orbs, but when I find a place you can bet we'll be going regularly. In the meantime, I have some weights and stuff that you all can use; and don't worry Papi, I have some that even you can use."
The three girls promptly nodded; Centorea didn't really need the weight training, but she felt she could always improve herself; Miia knew that while her tail was quite strong, she herself… wasn't, and Papi was just excited to try something new.
"Now, you three get some sleep, you spent two days in the resort, so I'd like you to get some rest and try to get back into the outside world's time."
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"So I have a question for ya, Zombie-chan~."
"Eh? Shoot, if it's a question about zombies than I'm yer girl!"
"Well, how often do your body parts fall off? I mean, you lost your hand so easily at the last bar…"
"Hey, that was just some kinda freak occurrence! Still… Thanks for sewin it back on for me! Hyahyahyahya!"
"Heh, it's really not a problem, heh~ in a way it let me hold your hand."
"Eh? What, you tryin ta say something blondie?"
"Oh, nothing at all~, at least not by saying I got to hold your hand; if I was trying to say something I'd just say it."
"Then why don't you? What, ya scared of gettin bit? C'mon~ I know I'm not supposed to bite~."
"Heh, scared? Bah! I welcome the challenge! We'll just have to find ya something else to bite~…"
Both Naruto and Zombina were drinking at a bar; the zombie girl had invited him for a round of drinks and it had turned into bar hopping. They were trying to see who could hold the more liquor for the most broken of reasons; Zombina cause she was, well, dead and Naruto because he claimed the alcohol would get burned out of his system as fast as he could drink it.
In the end, though he didn't often slur his words… Naruto was losing.
Turned out being dead had its advantages in the game of drink, and Naruto was learning that no amount demonic chakra would keep him sober forever. Eventually Kurama even got drunk, and he had to rely on his own alcohol tolerance.
His cheeks were flushed already, actually.
"So… Yer an Incubus right?"
"Yup!~"
"Do somethin Incubus-y."
"Like what? I don't exactly think you know any of the many skills being what I am brings me~."
"Hah, you'd think, but I've been readin that book that came out a while ago. If it's anything like that, why don't ya look in my eyes?"
"You read the Incubus series?"
"Shah, hell yeah, it's a riot!"
"Heh, well then…"
Zombina gave the blond a curious look as he took off his glasses, raising an eyebrow as his eyes seemed to glow once they were off. Honestly it was kind of hot.
Then he looked into her eyes.
"!"
Naruto grinned and got up from his seat, moving to sit next to the now flustered zombie, her cheeks almost matching her hair in color. "Eheh~ I thought something like this might happen… Seems being dead won't save you from me~."
Licking his lips, Naruto leaned in slowly, Zombina not fighting it at all, the closer he got… Before she could stop him, their lips met and her vision went white for a moment. It had been a long time since she'd felt something like this.
Her hands came up to his shoulders, and he pushed closer to her, one hand coming up to cup her cheek; she leaned into the touch absently, more affected by the blonds kiss than by the alcohol they'd been drinking.
"Hey, take it outside you two."
Breaking the kiss slowly, Naruto turned his gaze to the man who'd interrupted them; inebriated Naruto was not nice Naruto.
"Move."
That one word was full of more malice than the interrupter had experienced before, and it showed as he quickly made himself scarce. However, neither Incubus nor Zombie paid it any mind, the former simply scooping up the latter and brazenly disappearing in a whirl of smoke. And leaves; don't ask where they came from though.
Before Zombina could blink, they were already a few blocks away from the bar they'd been in, though she had no idea how it was possible; maybe she could get drunk, and it chose that moment to kick in?
Soon enough she was unable to think about it much more, because her lips were taken again, and her eyes were caught by those glowing blue orbs with the unique pupils. Her body felt hot, she could feel her nipples poking out against her tank top, and there was moistness building between her legs; how the hell was this possible?
Naruto swallowed each moan Zombina gave him, his hands moving to her hips, pulling her tight against him, letting her feel the tent growing in his pants against her navel. Soon, though they had to be careful of her teeth, the two were twining their tongues together, both moaning as their hands explored, the lust growing within them.
Neither of the two seemed to even mind the location chosen for their little tryst, as it were; a dark alley way. Naruto once more showing his ninja skills by sticking them to the wall a few dozen feet up. It was night time after all so no one would see them; and people seldom looked up anyway, so it was relatively safe.
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Lemon tiiiiiiime! Naruto/Zombina Lemoooooon! To quote a guy, COOOOOOOOOL! Heheh. Anyway! Here ya go fam!
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"Hyahyahya, you're pretty ballsy, takin me up here…~"
"Hmph, you know you like it~."
His lips attacked her neck, playing along her stitches, making her moan, squirm, though she kept her legs firmly where he had placed them; around his hips, grinding herself against the bulge in his pants.
He liked wearing regular pants sometimes.
"You aren't exactly pushing me away after all~."
Zombina didn't reply, merely grabbing fistfuls of his hair, tugging till he brought his lips back to hers, their tongues dueling as his hands found her ass, taking hold of it and squeezing; he swallowed the moan that followed the action, grinding himself against her to bring forth more of those lovely sounds.
Finally both had had enough playing; her hands went for his pants, and his went to her shorts; of course the methods used varied a bit, whereas Zombina merely pushed his garment down, he simply shredded hers, leaving both in their tops and undergarments. Zombina still had her tank top and jacket, while Naruto still had his t-shirt and jacket.
"You're buyin me new shorts bub."
"Heh, not a problem~ This particular pair was simply being a bother; they had to go, I'm sure you understand~."
Upon asking, he ground himself once more against her, making her shiver and grab fistfuls of his jacket so she didn't scratch him. More like gouge at his back; she didn't have any limiters on her strength, being the living dead.
Quite suddenly, Zombina felt something rubbing against her panties, right over her womanhood, drawing a breathy moan from her, the kiss breaking as Naruto went back to attacking her neck with his lips.
It was kind of maddening how he made wherever he licked sensitive.
Her thoughts quickly went back to the thing rubbing against her; "Wow, I didn't know your tail was that dexterous."
"Heh, you know it now, but don't worry; I won't tease you with my tail too much. I just need to get you ready~"
"Well, don't be all gentle and junk on my account~ Jam it in stud!~"
Raising an eyebrow, Naruto chuckled and nipped at the zombie's neck, making her gasp; usually it was the other way around, after all.
"Well… I still need to get you ready, so… Oh well, guess I'll cheat a bit; hopefully you have a bit of stamina…~"
Raising his head from her neck, he looked the zombie in the eyes again, and she stiffened; using his tail to pull her panties aside, he freed himself before returning his hand to her butt. Pressing the head of his dick to her pussy, he rubbed a bit as he looked deep into her eyes; "Cum for me…~ You want it, don't you…?~ Cum…!"
Zombina's legs clenched around his waist, but he held her off, prodding the head of his dick against her more; her whole body shivered, and she grit her teeth as pleasure sparked down her spine. With a cry, two things happened at once; much to her own surprise, she did cum, a full on orgasm that had her nectar splashing down to the ground below, and she felt herself stuffed full the moment said orgasm started.
Her arms wrapped tight around Naruto, hands fisting in his hair as she shook; the dual pleasure of a mentally forced orgasm and being stuffed full of dick overwhelming her for a moment or three. By the time she realized she couldn't see anything, she blinked and found out the reason; one of the blonds wings was covering her eyes, and something hard was in her mouth, clenched between her teeth.
"M-Mmmph!"
"Hmhm, now now, none of that~. If you're a good girl you'll get to see again, but… Are you sure? Isn't it so much better like this~? You can feel it better, can't you?"
Naruto emphasized his words by grinding himself into her more; he had pushed all the way into her, even into her womb when he'd thrust; it was surprising how easy it was, but it was a welcome surprise.
Growling into the zombie's ear, he pressed closer to her, hands deftly pushing her tank top up, exposing her breasts to the air. The zombie blushed, but Naruto quickly used his tail to bind her arms behind her back when she tried to cover herself.
"No need to be shy, they're lovely…~ I don't mind the stitches either, Zombina; you're beautiful, no matter what. Sexy too~."
Her cheeks flushed at his words, but she also couldn't help but feel happy and exhilarated by his words and actions. Damn, even without his stupid cheating eyes he could be so hot, and that was at least half literal; he was so warm it made her feel as if her heart could beat again.
Then the thrusting started.
Zombina cried out against the thing in her mouth, biting down as Naruto's hips began to smash into her own, his dick plunging in and out of her, her toes curling as he thrust. Her legs clenched tighter around his hips, trying to keep him deep inside her, but it didn't work as his strength was greater than hers. He bullied her pussy with his dick, plunging deep into her repeatedly.
Each thrust sent a jolt of pleasure up to her breath, a spark that stole the breath from her, if she needed to breathe that was. It felt good though, great even, her juices leaking from her, spilling down the crack of her ass, to drip down to the ground below, joining the puddle already formed from her first climax.
Then Naruto began to attack her neck again, leaving kisses and nips, each brush of his teeth against her flesh making her moan louder. He didn't stay there for long though, and his lips began traveling downward, towards her chest; he was such a damn tease about it though, using his lips and tongue to kiss and lick all around her breasts, her areola, but never actually touching her nipples.
Both fleshy nubs were stiff as pebbles very quickly, aching for attention yet getting none, it was torture, yet a very pleasurable kind. Still didn't mean she wanted him to keep teasing her; bucking her hips, she squeezed his with her legs, digging the heels of her feet into his ass.
Why did he have a nicer butt than most other girls she knew, anyway?
"Heh, trying to tell me something? So impatient~… Don't worry though, I'll take care of you~."
He caught her left nipple then, and her back arched, a low, long moan drawn from her throat as the blond Incubus sucked hard at the little nub of flesh. More sparks of pleasure shot up her spine, only for heat to shoot back down, into the pit of her belly; she'd thought it couldn't possibly get hotter, and she was wrong.
Something was building within her, like a spiral, a spring getting ever closer to breaking, a glass getting ever closer to shattering. She was on a thin ledge after her first orgasm, body sensitive beyond her control; he was quickly making sure she'd fall right back over the cliff again, to crash into another orgasm.
Her other, neglected nipple was next, and Zombina whimpered as it was captured, tugged via firm suction and an upward pull of the blonds stupid head. She bucked against him, her insides clenching tightly. She had pride in her body, even though some of the parts weren't actually hers, or weren't originally.
She'd get this cheeky blond to cum, because she couldn't be the only one feeling good here, she wouldn't allow it.
"Nngh, damn~, you must really want me to fill you up, huh? Heh, so greedy… Well, I guess I could oblige, but after all, its ladies first…~"
Speeding up his thrusts, Naruto pushed Zombina firmly against the wall as he fucked her, sticking himself to the wall with chakra, and keeping the zombie trapped between him and said wall. Letting one hand fall from her ass, he lifted it and put it against the wall by her head, clenching his fingers as he grit his teeth.
With the crumbling of stone, Zombina got her wish; with seconds between them- Zombina first and Naruto several seconds after- he came. Growling into the zombie's ear, he pushed them flush against the wall, pushing balls deep into her as his balls clenched tight.
"Mmmmmmmph!?"
The flood began, and Zombina was helpless against it; from the start, this orgasm seemed longer and harder than the previous, and she had no clue why; but then his cum began to flood her womb. Behind his wing, her eyes rolled up and her body began shaking as her nectar squirted out quite lewdly against the Incubus, only to splash down to the ground below.
The puddle only grew larger.
Her belly also grew larger though; as Naruto came inside of her, his cum had nowhere to escape too, and began inflating her belly as her womb stretched to take it all. If she hadn't known any better, she would say this is like some kind of hentai… that she totally didn't watch.
Finally though, the deluge stopped, and Zombina's orgasm slowed to a halt as well, leaving her exhausted, with an unexplainable heat in her belly, which now made her look as if she were several months pregnant.
Stupid cheater Incubus…
As her exhaustion got the better of her, she had only enough strength left to tell Naruto where she lived once asked, before she passed out.
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Lemon over y'all! You can read it again if you didn't feel like reading the sex.
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Naruto laughed softly as he carried Zombina to her apartment, which she shared with the rest of her team members, minus him. She was wearing a spare pair of his shorts, the sporty ones which were now hugging her butt, like they did his when he wore them.
He was a man, but the shorts were the only article of girl clothes he liked, and wore often.
He was not a cross dresser, he just really appreciated the style and comfort of those shorts, damn it!
Handing the zombie off to Tionishia once he arrived at their apartment, Naruto saluted and promptly left, his night complete, and at least some of his supernatural lust sated. Things were looking up; he'd had to bottle most of his lusts up after arriving in this world, but it looked like he could gradually begin letting it out now.
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Okay! That's it for this chapter, sorry for the wait! But, before I say anything else, I want you to stay tuned for an Omake, yet another that does indeed have merit in this story as canon for it. Heh, it's a major mindfuck, or it may be, for y'all that is. This is because it has to do with a choice I've made, which I am working out for the canon of Konoha no Incubus. You'll get the gist of what that choice is once you read the Omake though, so stay tuned!
Now, I'm sure y'all have been waiting, but fear not! I got most of my mojo back, and am making regular trips to F-List to help continue getting it back. Hopefully this also means I'll be able to give more great lemons in the future, and maaaaaybe some one-shot lemons between chapters that are entirely inspired by F-list. Meaning very lewd and naughty and junk. Heheh.
The only thing I won't really give you unless y'all vote for it, is some incest. You'll see with the coming Omake, just wait for it.
Anyway! Keep giving me questions y'all! From here, it's all out to the top! I'll get my Incubus Trilogy to chapter 10 and after that, start on the two winners of my current pole. After that, I'mma stop makin y'all wait and get to work on Hell Holder again, before repeating the cycle. Hell Holder, Incubus Trilogy, Naruto no X, and then the last two, which have yet to be chosen. This will be my schedule once I get all these up to chapter 10, then 20, and so on till completion.
I also might throw y'all a bone with the Jiraiya based interlude type fic, based on just where that old perv went near the beginning of Hell Holder.
Now! Here's the Omake! Get ready to have your minds boggled, or confused, or what have you!
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Omake: Bonds that breach the Barrier of Worlds.
Heterochromatic eyes blinked as their owner came to; ebony black hair seemed to drink the light as a girl sat up from where she lies. Blinking again, the girl groaned as she looked around, taking a sniff of the air, before she sneezed, face scrunching up in distaste.
This place smelled horrible! But…
"He's definitely here… Otou-tan…!"
Grinning a familiar vulpine grin, the little girl hopped up and dusted herself off; she was wearing a black short skirt, over the back of which a long black tail swished about, topped with a heart/kunai shape. Over her torso the girl wore fishnets, a black tank top, and over those she had a dark red trench coat, just like her aunty Anko.
Over her coat she had three pairs of pitch black wings, just like her fathers; and atop her head she had his same style of horns, except shorter.
Blinking as she floated up, doing her best to ignore the smell of the air in this place, one sapphire blue eye and one wine red eye glowed softly as she peered over the strange village she had appeared in. It was all metal and glass, and there were hardly any trees! Well, except for that very nice forest she could see in the distance.
But none of that mattered; all that mattered was the scent of her prey, her daddy, her idol!
"Look out you weird village, Uzumaki Kureha is here, and I'm not stopping till I find my daddy, Dattebane! … Damn it Baa-chan…"
Shaking her head, the girl put on a determined face, Kureha sped off without a thought, tail trailing behind her as she flew towards where the scent of her daddy was strongest. She had appeared quite far away, but she would find him, and then she would punish him for just disappearing like he did! He'd made mama cry, and aunty Anko was veeeeeery angry at him too!
Didn't he know that that old bag upped her training when she got angry?! Stupid daddy!
As she was passing by a building, a voice called out to her suddenly; "Hey! Where's your host family!?"
Stopping quickly and whirling around towards the owner of the voice, her eyes widened as her nostrils flared. This lady smelled like her daddy!
"Uwah! You know Otou-tan! Where is he?!"
"Hold on, hold on, Otou-tan? I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. My name is Ms. Smith, now if you could please show me some ID and tell me… Oooh, those aren't Harpy wings… Um, your Otou-tan, who did you say he was?"
"I didn't! My Otou-tan is Uzumaki Naruto, I'm his daughter, Uzumaki Kureha, born of the devilishly handsome Uzumaki Naruto and the Gloriously beautiful Uzumaki Yuuhi Kurenai!"
The woman, Ms. Smith, palmed her face after the girl had finished speaking, grumbling a bit and giving the girl a once over. "Ooooh, I know him alright… But, he's probably sleeping right now… It'll be a pain, but maybe I can turn this in my favor…"
Looking at the girl, Kureha, Smith gained a sudden glint in her eyes, smirking behind her hand. However, it was a glint that Kureha knew all too well, after living with her daddy.
"Say, Kureha-san, was it? You're his daughter, maybe you'd like to play a little… Practical joke, on your dear 'Otou-tan', hm?"
"Uhuhu~, you mean you wanna prank him right? I'm in!"
"Good! Now, all you need to do is…"
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Well! There ya go, third chapter! Fourth one is coming up, though I'll wait to finish it till I get some reviews, so that I can answer some questions, and take the requests of those two who first answered my question about the quote from- they guessed correctly- Bioshock, a very interesting and awesome game, which I have played both 1 and 2 of so far. I heard Infinite kinda sucked though, so I haven't gotten around to it yet; though not from lack of trying, just… lack of funds.
Anywho! Enjoy the chapter y'all!
