CHAPTER TWO:

A/N: Okay, so here's number two. Would it kill a few souls to review? I always make these awesome stories, with rather good plotline, and kind of good grammar/spelling, yet no one ever reviews them! There are a billion (more like several hundred) stories far worse than mine, that get tons of reviews for nothing. And in like no time at all. Is it because I don't blackmail with no future chapters? Or that I don't beg? I respect your decisions to not give me some feedback, but honestly, it makes keeping the drive going difficult. SO REVIEW! I like this story, but without any motivation, it will die just like the others. And I KNOW that the world will suffer from that.

DISCLAIMER: LOOK AT CHAPTER ONE!

I have no idea how long I floated around in the black hell of hellish blackness. It could have been ten millenniums, but it didn't matter to me. I'm not sure to put this, but the space I was in, it didn't have a sense of time. It was without, so it could have been seconds or decades in someplace where time existed, but that place was outside of it. It was definitely the oddest thing I had ever been through. Well, at the time anyway, heh, see what I did there? Used a form of keeping time in a place without time? Yeah of course you did, like MY audience would be a bunch of idiots… Bleh.

So anyway, when I finally did leave the black hell of hellish blackness, BHOHB for short, geeze, sounds like a disease or something.. So, back to the story, I get sidetracked way to much. I wasn't on Earth anymore. At least, that's what I thought at first. Everything around me was written in data, or code. As in 1001001010101010000100101010111000101000. Yes, just like how Neo sees everything in the final Matrix movie. But again, not quite. There were no shapes, and no one was trying to kill me. At first. And then the data fixed itself, and became things that moved. Like freaky ass monsters. Oh happy day. So, like any sane person, I ran like my life depended on it. Which would totally affect my later decisions.

"Oh for the love of all that is Holy, stop chasing me!" You know how in all those movies, the aliens, or monsters aren't evil. Its just that humans (A.K.A. America) never gave them the chance. I always thought that if they did, there would be no problems. Well screw that. You die from that kind of hippy thinking.

Of course I ran for everything I had, which meant I lost that bastard rather soon. I might not be strong physically, for the most part. But I did track in high school. Mostly because I needed the credit, but that doesn't matter! By the time I realized that white ugly-zilla wasn't chasing me anymore, (gosh that sounded racist,) I slowed down to take a look around me. That was the second time I sweat dropped.

There was some kind of strange floating thing in the sky that looked similar to a ceiling, and there was a tall pillar over to my left. Not to mention I was surrounded by mountains covered in tons of feet of snow. Being a northern New Yorker, from the snowiest city in the US, besides Alaska, I can say with pride that large amounts of snow didn't bother me. Half Canadian and all that jazz. So the weather, blizzard, and the snow didn't bother me at all. It was my lack of normal clothes which I didn't notice until later, and the non-existence of human life within sight. Lets see, without much elevation, a human can see up to 15 miles. With height you can see a total of 32 miles, before the curve of the earth takes effect. So there should have been no reason at all, that from the massive mountain I was on allowed me to see the literal edge of the world. Unless there was a mountain range in the northern hemisphere that rested on a major cliff next to the ocean. And the cliff was so high that not even the 32 miles I should have been able to see of ocean, didn't matter, because the height beat the distance. But if that was the case, I wouldn't be breathing, and I would have been frozen to death. So with the monster and the odd geography, I quickly determined that I was no longer on earth. And then I figured out where I was one hour later. I am so smart.

"Hey! What are you doing up here?" I swear I just heard someone call out to me.

"Hey!" I turned and saw a guy in red standing a few feet behind me. He must be a ninja or something. I lifted up a hand, and gave him a small wave.

"Greetings person of this planet. I come in peace." He gave me a greatly confused, and condescending look before grabbing my arm.

"It's not safe to be up here alone. Especially in this weather. I also heard there were a lot of high ranking monsters around, but don't kid yourself." Now it was my turn to be confused.

"Eh?" Ignored.

"I know you must want to level quickly, but you can die remember. And soloing can only get you so far." I shrugged off his strange behavior, and focused on his appearance. Reddish hair, with a goatee, a bandanna, and what looked like red samurai armor, with a katana? That's the name of that thin Japanese sword with no guard right? And no pommel, or fuller? Ugh, I'm not good with weapon terminology. He was also wearing slippers. Excuse me, toeless boots, that resembled slippers in my deceased brain. The unnamed man literally dragged me down the mountain for what seemed like years, but was really roughly ten minutes. Now that my sense of time was back, it was having a hula dance party in my head, so everything was out of order, to put simply. I didn't really realize what was going on around me, as in being dragged down a freaking mountain on some foreign planet by a freaking soulless ginger in red samurai armor, until we came to a group of five other men.

"Oh, Klein you're back! We were starting to get worried. Who's that?" The newly dubbed Klein, which sounded extremely familiar, tossed an arm around my shoulders with a large grin on his face.

"No clue. A solo player I suppose. Well?" He nudged me, the grin still plastered on his face. Solo player huh? This seems so familiar to me…...Humm….

"Well kid, what's your name?"

"Uh, why does it matter?" One of the guys snorted.

"It seems that your unluckiness with girls really is bad, Klein." Klein let go of me, and glared childishly at the tall one.

"Shut up Kunimittz! It's not like you're any better!" Wait, did they compare me to a girl?

"Uh, did you compare me to a girl? I know I'm underdeveloped for someone my age, but that's just mean." They all looked back at me in confusion. The fat one lifted a finger, must have been hard, and pointed it at me.

"But everyone here looks like themselves. And you look just like a girl. No guy would grow his hair out that long, or wear that." That's when I notice what I was wearing, about time right? A dress. I was wearing a long white plain dress, that was tighter around my waist and fanned out at my feet. Not to mention the giant sleeves. It resembled a princess's dress from medieval times, but without any of the decorations. Just completely plain. And my hair, ugh, long. Also like a medieval princess's.

"Uh, e-even so. I'm a guy." Klein leaned in close to me, but his eyes were firmly planted on my chest. Which believe me, was relievingly flat. I would have freaked if there were bumps there. Although, it would be a little fun to play with them for a while. Well, until it would finally sink in that I had bazonkas. Unless they were huge like in anime or something, then I wouldn't freak. That would be awesome.

"Yup. He has to be a guy, no girl would be able to stand Klein staring so intently at her boobs." I frowned at the guy who said that and pushed Klein's face away.

"So anyway, I'm starting to get cold. Can we go somewhere like I don't know, a building?" The weird aliens all looked at eachother, and then back at me. They all nodded, and then pulled out blue crystals.

"It will take to long to walk there, so we'll just teleport. You got any crystals?" I shook my head, earning more weird looks, and Klein slung his arm around my waist.

"I'll take you. Let's go to teleport gate here. What floor are we on again? Granzam?" Some of the guys snickered at Klein's obvious lack of intelligence.

"Yeah, 55. Let's go to the gate first, then we'll decide where to go." And just like that, everyone started going all sparkle on me, before vanishing. I am surrounded by the unreal. Never before had it acquired to me that I might end up in the land of snow where men sparkled before disappearing, after I died. Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught in a avalanche, escape from the sparkly. Well, not really.

It took a total of who gives a shit how long, for us to reach a city. Which is weird because up on the mountain I couldn't see any signs of life except some large things that resembled monsters here and there. And then Klein went off somewhere to contact a friend. And then, hey. Suggestive eyebrow wiggle. And then, we went through what I'm guessing was a portal, and landed in another city, where a kid in black was waiting for us. I do believe that's when my simple minded brain, as in human brain, became fried, and I fainted. Yeah, not something a guy wants to admit, especially while in a white dress and with long hair. But doesn't it make me more manly to be able to do that? I think it does, and that's what matters. Because your opinion it shit. It is shit, and there's nothing you can do about it.

END OF CHAPTER TWO.

Seems like I keep ending it off with nothing. Oh well, REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF MY LITTLE CHINESEY FRIEND LUNA!