A/N::: hAI thx 4 da reveewz!1111! sum pplwereRUDE B ut I forgive ur normy pantz. nOW letz REply 2 sum!1111222
thx u 4 thnkng mah stry ish relATEablE I taek prife in mah fanfic oki
AN 2 SAT GUEST WHO SAY ME PHANFIC ISH LIEK CORY IN DA OUSE UR SUCH A DAEM NORMY EW U PROBBly need a life ^^
THXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~~! ^_^ n I hoep u enjoy maH sTORY maek fanART n otha st00f oki n ps neko bf is mien obviousleh thx
MARINETTEI SPAGHETTI O U T
ppl kept screamin' dat DAT BOI OH SHIT WAT UP waz terror ing paris,, Italy n liek my new neko BF waz liek lmao lets go b animu protagonistz so we liek run run run off of buildings n ya . Rlyboring magikul gurl stoff but neko-boi waz so fast n so hella hawt liek we wood make a totes mazing couple nour kidz wood b booty chikdz
"CATAKLYSMMMNNNNNNM" he say in supa sayannnnn voice n I waz watching cuz TBH idk WAT I waz doin. I den saw diz Rock-man n now I see y ppl kept saying "ITS DAT BOI" while screaming.
Dat rock-man waz liek on a tricycle n he waz comin toward ur memey-steamy-pants witchis h o t. """cOMe oN ladyBOGGGGGG""he yell n I waz liekUGHWHYMEIDONTWANNA dye11111111111111! Da triciycle/ridin''m rock boi wazterrin aw oaf Paris,,,It aly n it waz scarier Dan Erenz ma getting eatennnnnnnnNNNNN (A/N: ATTAK ON TEETAN ISH LIEF OKAy?! If u h8 m8 get OUT NOBODY LIEKS U HERE!11111 dum normiez WEEBS RUL DA WHORL11!1!1!1!))))
Ohshitohshitohshit neko boi I can't do dis omggggggg"""" I cream in my kawaii animu voice (cuz IAM HALF JAPUNEEZ DUH111!)))) he waz liek awww ur smexeh when u scared but we gotta saev da whorl SO HURTY DA FAWK UP N FITE. ;)""" he say in a supa hot voice. Meow ^_^
Okay okay I say LUCKI CHARMMMMMMM-SU!222211 I said in supa sayian voice liek neko boi n den ma yoyo liek waZ lighting up n I got... A spongeBOOB TOY?!1!1!1!1!1 WAHT DA FAWK DIS IS BULLCRAP OMFG I MEN NOT 2 SWAER BAKA BUT DIS IS ABSOLUTEEEE BAKA NICKELODEON NEEDZ 2 liek get ahold of lief obvioUSLY stAHP usin sublimnal massages my ma stores DEY r bad (A/N: h8 NIK itz so 4 normiez11211!))))
Anywahs WIF my animu vision into da futa I waz liek OKI I THROW SPONGEBOOB N I THREW RLY DRAMATICALLY N IN WORKED AND DAT ROCK BOI ON A TRICYCLE FELL OVER N CRI CUZ HE CANT TERROZIEEEEE PARISSs ANymOREWe . Beauty grace = me.
den da rock boi turned out to b BIG BULLY MAN?!11112 I ran ova n I waz liek crying WIF him even idek y he cry cuz he waz so dank n he waz sempai material so liek ya
Neko boi got supa jelly dat I waz crying WIF rock boi so he grab me n we ran away but I saw a pretty butterflai. I named it butterfree cuz POKEMON GO IS MAH SHEET YA NO n
"Hayyyyy so liek who r u in real lief cuz ur liek hot af I say n he say "o I'm uhhhhh WONALD DUMP!12221! Ya I'm rich fam" ooooo so he liek hot rich neko boi das hella cute omg but WONALD DUMP IS A NORMIE NAME EWWWWWW
We were flying in da air liek in dat NORMIE moviiii ALADIN n he waz singi a whole new world 2 me wich I h8 but he so hawt idek den he sang me a k-pop song. So romanTICK
I wish I wasn't Marinetti Spaghetti anymOR3 oki I just wanna b a full time LADYBOOOOOGGGG but like my earrings made a beepin noise n neko boy's ring was about 2 shit down n so we ran away )m(idek why he say we must n I waz like okay love u bby111 333333)
So now time skip to ANIMU SKOOL CUZ ITZ FABU N MY HOUSE ISH BORING except for my kawaii bedroom that has hello kitty and Hatsune MEEKU posters all around along WIF my animu figurez
I waz SKOOL n liek dis blonde Ken boi (hiz naem is Adrien Agresteeeee but he ugly n liek a NORMIE soHE NO MAH TYPE so I call him Ken :D))))))))) n liek he try 2 prank me cuzBarbie tell him 2 I cried den supa Sayan punched him cuz he a NORMIE n dats how u treet NORMIEZZZZ EW my hipsta FREND ALYA FOLLOW MWAH N WE SOB IN DA BATHROMM WHILLE LISTENIN 2 SAD K-POP cuz we deppressed. "" "yo it okay gurl liek he a normy n nobody likes him anyways beside Barbie111!1!1!1" yah u rite I cry. I was 2 depressed 2 b ladyboog 2dYso I give box
Here take box I say n she was like lolokay.
U liek magikul Gurls rite?1111 I aske n she waz liek ya I wanna be liek LADYYYYBOOGGG cuz liek im a lesbian n I liek girls ;)))))"""" she say in supa hot accent n I waz kinda Cree Ped Out liek ewwwwWWW mah BFF lieks me?1212?1?1?sorta
Who even liek rly cares cuz she hip n cool even tho she ain't WEEBtrash liek me cuz I'm perfection n nbdy can taek dat ttle awy frum me111!1!1!1!1!1!1?!1
"Anywahz gurl u wana go back 2 da classroomie WIF dos Dam normiez?!" She ask n Ishakemyhea becuz I fel so bad I did t wanna see mi neko BF ((A/N: I NO HIS NAEM IS CHAT NOIR BUT HEZ A NEKO BOI OKY SO SHADDUP111$1)1)1)1)))) "hay u SHULD liek b a supahero..." I say in a supa kawaii Emo voice n itz better dan EBONY DANKNEZZ DEMENTIA RAVEN tara or dat Gof animu poser frum hairy Potta. Only normiez read dat1 reel ppl watchanimu n animu moviez only I gaev Alya da box n den ran away cuz datz wat kaweewee gurlz do dUH she did no y I gave box 2 hr Bawt I did so suk it normiez11!2!2!2!2!
ANOTHEF TIEMSKIP CUZ Y NAWT :))))))) LETZ GO INTO DA FUTAAAAAAAAAA insert dat normy theme song frum das so raven
now we my house again!1!1!2!1!1 ;;;;;:::::)))))))))( ^_^ (´Д` )
I sat in mah chair supa depressed n watched sum mOAR our ran host clOOB n if U dnt no WAHT it ish den gtfo nbdy lieks u TBH 1112 tamaki maeks me a very hppy kawee gurl :) I thin oaf mah neko BF wen I go on youtub n dere waz a lievstreem frum some gurl naemed XXXXLADYBLOOOOGGGG-CHAN420KAWAIIDESUXXX her preview image waz cute so I clicked on it n I saw mah neko BF tryin 2 defeat DAT BOI agn but he waz liek supa sad n depressed cuz I wsnt dere. so i think I should go talk 2 Alya
Yea liek a lot.
TIMESKIP BECUZ I TAEK 4 hours TRYin 2 fINd me FREND
ALYAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHANNNN I SCREAM N SHE LIEK LOL HERE UR BOX U OK? YE I SAY "ARGIATOOOOOO-CHAN11!1!1!1!2!1!" (ItZ jAPUNEEZ 4 THX U IN CASE UR A NORMIE1111))))1$1)1$
So I become ladyBOOG again n it's lit liek so lit n den we I join neko BF in his quest 2 defeat DAT BOIIIIII-KUN1
SO LIEK WE FITE N I LIEK KISSED HIM PASSIKNATEELY WILL FIGHTIN N HE WAZ LIEK UR A GR8 kis waz liek lmao I no ;))))) but finally we liek defeat DAT BOJ again but den I saw a wittle butta fly fly fly fly awa niwaslike "NOOOO COME BAK U CANT CUZ MOAR DETUKSION11112 :'(((( so I threw mah supa cute yoyo at da goddamn butta fly n said da stewpit TIEM 2 DEEVILLIZE thingy magigy n boom we were done OKAY? Da moast important part waz wen neko BF n I kissed hardcore while Alya (aka LADYBLOOOOGGGGG-CHANNNN1 she no know I'm ladyboog :)))) ToK vid n I saw her cry a little cuz she liek me but she stil record. Not everyone can be WIF perfect ion liek me ^_^
Lata on Tikki threw a book in mah face n k cry many bootyful taers oaf kawaiiness becuz I am havin an affair WIF mah partner but who cares cuz every1 ships is anywyz so she need to liek chill
THEN MR. SUNSHINE COME OUT N LIEK SCREAM GET DA FAWK UP U HAS SKOOL
I got up n maed sure 2day I wear mah hair in piggytails cuzitz cute ok thx ;) n liek it waz raining so SKOOL waz borin. Alya n I just streamed love live musik n it waz so cute. KENZ BFF "Nino" mOAR liek NANO cuz he probs haz a tiny dik waz GETTIN annoyed cuz Alya n I talked fluent JAPUNEEZ n roasted KEN n Barbie in jAPuneEZ :)))) I 3 bein an animu gurl111
so now liek once skool waz ovr it waz rainin even more n I had no ummmmbrella so I liek w8rd so mah animu am culd pick me up cuz I AM NOT RUININ MAH LOLITA outFIT itz KAWEEWEE N EXPENSHIVEH Ken cumz walking past by n I pntd da middle finga him in a kawaii way1 But he waz liek "look in sorry I waz tryin 2 actually remove da gym frum ya seat ok I am not liek Barbie""" I dun CARE111!1!2!1 I say n he waz a bit scare but he den open his rich NORMIE umbrella n look me. "Look can we b just frendz? I wan 2 meet new ppl1111""" "ew I say but his puppy eyes were supa cute n he had neko bf'z voice so I was liek "awww oki fien led I frendz den! :)))""" I say becuz I'm kaweee n I niec so ye 1112 he hand me his umbrella n he walk away. His smiel waz cute n sweet ^_^ but dos umbrella waz hella normie1!1!1!2! Ewwwwww
"I'm so glad dat I finally have a frendo dos ish sow aweshume & I hear him say rly loud to himshelf n it waz "I whnder how she looks w/o her kawaii dress-su on ;)""" he say rly loud
I den three da umbrella his face. Stewpit pverteh normy :(((((((
