Sorry guys Oda and Hiro wont let me have One Piece or Fairy Tail

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The situation was tense, and Usopp didnt make it any better.

"M-m-MY P-PIRATES ARE THE MOST RENOWNED OF THE SEA! WE TAKE NO HOSTAGES, SO TURN BACK U-UNLESS YOU WANT THIS TOWN TO BURN!" Usopp's legs were clearly shaking from nervousness.

Lucy had an unconvinced look on her face. "Is this guy oka-"

"AS FAIRY TAIL MAGES, WE SHOW NO FEAR, AND ARE WILLING TO GIVE OUR LIVES FOR THE PEOPLES SAKE!" Erza yelled back, ready to fight till the end.

"I think the real question here is if Erza's lost it" Happy said, giggling along with Lucy.

"Maybe we should just burn the ship down before they try anything" Natsu said, a steaming grin on his face. Usopp gulped in fear, as his instincts told him that these were no ordinary people, and by no means were they weak.

"Usopp, I dont think theyre buying it" chopper whispered from cover, "Should we try plan B?" Usopp nodded violently.

"W-WELL IF YOURE WILLING TO FIGHT PIRATES, WHAT ABOUT A REINDEER MONSTER!" Usopp screamed as Chopper turned heavy point from behined him, letting out a high pitched roar.

"A Monster? These pirates were able to tame such a beast and keep him as a pet?" Erza said.

"Where the hell did that thing even come from? It just appeared outta nowhere." said Gray, beginning to question the situation.

Usopp began sweating as he realized Plan B only pissed them off even more. At the same time Brook came out to the deck, with a cup of tea. Aha! Plan C Usopp seemingly disappeared in a plume of smoke, reappearing in the same fashion, but holding a skeleton.

"Or would you rather take on an army of my undead! These soldiers never die because they already did!" Usopp pushed Brook towards the railing, who simply took a sip from his tea.

"Yohoho, I realize this may not be the time, or place" Everyones eyes widened at the fact that said skeleton began talking. "But may either of you ladies show me your pantsu?"

"A TALKING SKELETON!" Natsu screamed, "THATS FRIGGIN AWESOME!"

"Theres nothing awesome about a perverted skeleton" replied Gray "Unless you agree with him, sicko"

"You calling me a pervert, you damn Ice box!" Natsu shot back flame in his eyes.

"Enough out of you two!" Erza ordered, the two straightened up "Weve seen all we need to see. Pirates with thousands of men, harboring deadly monsters, and using dark magic to revive the dead, theres no talking your way out of this!"

Usopp's jaw was on the floor, as he realized that every thing he did only escalated the situation.

"Hey guuuys!" Team Natsu heard a familiar voice aproaching them. But the aura of said person was shrouded in darkness. The mages didnt exactly like the feel of it.

The unknown silhoutette walked into the moonlight they got a clear picture of who it was.

"Z-ZOROOOOOO!" Usopp bawled in happiness. Chopper hopped out of monster point, much to Team Natsu's suprise, and hopped over the railings and clung to Zoro's face. Usopp attempted to do the same as Zoro held him back with his foot.

"Tch, the hell is wrong with you two." Zoro mumbled from under chopper, attempting to pull the reindeer off his face. Wendy giggled at the situation.

"W-Wendy what are you doing with him?!" Erza's solid instinct told her he was strong, and dangerous. "None of them can be trusted!"

Lucy spoke up, "To be completely honest, he doesnt look like he can do much right now."

"Carla!" Happy flew over to the unconcious cat on Zoro's head.

"Dont worry she'll be okay" Wendy said, reasureing smile on her face.

"Happy no-" Erza said in fear for Happy. Yet she soon realized that as the man may be dangerous, the intent to hurt anyone wasnt there.

He had a 12 year old girl on his shoulders, a slumbered cat plopped on his head, a tiny reindeer clinging to his face as he attempted to pull him off, while holding back a bawling pirate with his right leg. Things didnt really add up to dangerous.

"He even helped save me, and a whole bunch of people from that fire!" Wendy said confidently, "And he brought me here to take me to his ship's doctor to help heal me!" She showed off her swollen ankle.

"Oh are you hurt?!" Chopper said loosening his grip on Zoro's face, as he was pulled off by said man. "I can help you! I'm Tony Tony Choppa, the ships doctor!" Zoro held him up by his backpack, as he dangled around, spinning in circles. "Zoro can you get her to the medical bay so I can treat her?"

"The little raccoon dog can talk too!?" Natsu said, suprised that this crew had so many things that shouldnt talk, talk. "These pirates are crazy!"

As Zoro began to make his way towards the bridge to his boat, Erza cut him off, and held a sword at his throat. "You arent going anywhere until I get answers."

Zoro took a step back to set Wendy and Carla down next to Chopper, who removed Zoro's makeshift bandage, and began changing it with a more suitable replacement. He looked a little more intimidating without a cat on his head.

"What is this talk of having five thousand pirates, and undead army, and that deadly monster?" Erza said, demanding answers.

Zoro slightly looked back at Usopp, who was hiding behined him, flashing him the peace sign. He let off a big sigh as he slightly pushed Erza's sword out of his way. "He was lieing, we only have 9 people on our ship, hes not the captain, our 'monster' is our doctor, and that skeleton is hardly an army."

If you looked close enough, you wouldve thought Erza was embarassed. "So you dare to make a mockery of me?" Her attitude changed into an agressive one as she requipped a second sword in her other hand and pointed it at Usopp. "I challenge you to a duel!" Usopp's jaw slowly dropped, as he slid back behined Zoro.

"Why did I think something like this was going to happen." Gray said, unsuprised, Lucy with the same expression on her face.

"Yeah! Lets beat the crap outta these guys!" Natsu was 'fired up'.

"No, lets keep this simple. No funny buisness, if you win, you leave. If we win, we take you into custody."

"Aw what the hell! Why do you get all the fun?" Natsu said, pouting his lips. Lucy patted him on the back.

"Oi Usopp, dont loose." said Zoro mockingly, as Usopp jaw dropped even lower.

"And might I ask, why exactly do you want to fight him?" said the skeleton, as he recently finished his tea and decided to join the fun.

"Because he has made a fool out of me, and the only way for me to make amends is by defeating him in battle." Erza replied, already over the fact that she was talking to a skeleton.

"Yohoho, Oh my, quite the honorable one, then might I suggest that you fight Zoro-san? He seems much to your style of fighting." Erza's sword changed direction from Usopp, to Zoro, a small grin on her face.

"Haaaah? Ive been walking around this damn maze of a town the whole day, I'd rather get some sleep." Zoro said, starting towards the ship.

"Oh? It seems that Mr. Badass is too scared to fight me." Erza said mockingly, inciting a fight. "Is it because i'm a girl?" She taunted.

Zoro visibly slightly flinched at the comment, and turned towards Erza with a small grin on his face. "Well if you put it that way," Usopp quickly picked up Wendy and ran back, along with the Chopper and the rest of team Natsu, giving the two some space. "Then I guess I dont have a choice now, do I?" Zoro unsheathed his Wado, and faced Erza.

"It seems that you dont." Erza smiled at the thought of this duel, "Its been a while since I've fought a worthy looking opponent, try not to let me down."

"Heh, I was a bout to say the same exact thing."

Author bs

Ok so I said there would be a fight scene but i lied... and i said id introduce the other strawhats too but i lied... ma bad yo, the fight/ meet will be next chapter. It just seemed fitting to hit you guys with a cliff hanger lol anyways i'll probably post it up pretty soon.

And the dark aura shit i keep putting in is just because I was gonna link zoros ashura to dark magic but who knows

I also didnt mean to make Erza look dumb, but from what i noticed in the anime, she tends to let some things fly over her head lol

Also let me know if these chapters are too short or not, I dont want to drown people with a long boring chapter, but i also dont want to leave you guys with just a paragraph lol