Nope, still haven't bought One Piece or Fairy Tail
Chapter pho
"YEAH GO ERZAA!" Natsu obnoxiously screamed.
"Get em Zoroo!" Cheered Chopper, while finishing patching up Wendy using what he had.
"Do you gotta scream it that loud? We're literally the only people here." Gray said.
"Its called motivational support you ass, have some faith in Erza!" Natsu replied, expecting a comeback.
"Of course I have faith you prick, its just... this isnt the classic, 'Erza wipes the floor with someone' type of fight I was expecting."
Natsu turned back to the fight, and noticed what Gray was talking about. Zoro and Erza were both exchanging light attacks with their swords. Very basic styles of swordsmanship were being used and Erza wasnt going all out as usual, almost like it was just a sparr.
"Yeah what gives? Erza kick his ass already!" Natsu wasnt sure why Erza was holding back so much.
"Ah! Ive seen Zoro fight like this too!" Chopper chimed in, "I think he told me if the person looks strong enough, he wont go all out until they do." Gray looked convinced, Natsu on the other hand didnt.
"Aw thats just boring, where the hell's the fun in that?" Natsu said.
"You idiot, The both of them are just playing it safe, understanding each others fighting styles and weaknesses." Gray said, focused on the fight. "If anything this fight should start to get interesting pretty soon."
As if on que the two fighters seemed to have picked up the pace. Strengths and flaws in mind, the two changed up their styles effectively. Erza, noticing she was being overpowered by his brute strength requipped into her nimble no-armor, dual katana setup. Zoro simply added another layer of defense, and offense by pulling out another katana, the Kitetsu.
"Dont get me wrong, but i seriously think I just saw the both of them smiling." Lucy said, sitting next to Wendy. "Is trying to kill each other with swords really that fun?"
"Well I kinda expected Erza to have fun doing this kind of thing, it is Erza after all." Wendy said, resting her ankle on Chopper's backpack.
"Yeah Zoro likes this kind of stuff too, he always liked testing his strength on his enemies, but recently he hasnt fought anyone as strong as him." Usopp added, "He must be having the time of his life right now."
Zoro and Erza were exchanging blow for blow, parrying each others atacks flawlessly. Zoro was slowly getting pushed into the defense from Erza's quick agile attacks, until he parried an attack with all his might, knocking her back a few feet. In the split second she was parried, Zoro slipped behined her in a flash. Damn he's faster than he looks. Zoro turned back and initiated the first serious attack.
Niitoruyuu: 72 Pound Cannon!
The attack wasnt even close to her, but her reflexes told her to block. The sliced compressed air slammed into her twin katana, launching her back straight accross the dock into a nearby storage unit, collapsing it. Team Natsu, as well as Usopp and Chopper, were all taken back.
"Wait what!? I call bull! What the hell did he hit her with? They were at least 10 feet apart!" Natsu said as he jumped up, ready to run to Erza's safety.
"Did he just hit her with air?! Is that even physically possible?" Gray said amazed at what just occured, ready to follow Natsu.
Usopp wasnt expecting that neither, "Oi oioi Zoroo, I thought this was just a-" Usopp looked closer and noticed Zoro had a smile on his face.
"I was gonna say if that one attack put you dowwn, then I was just wasting my time." The rubble of the storage unit slightly shook, then exploded around Zoro as Erza jumped out and shone a bright gold, armor disappearing, and being replaced with the heavens wheel.
"Oh no more swords? And I thought we were having fun." Zoro rested the Wado on his shoulder.
Erza wiped the tiniest bit of blood from her mouth. "Oh why if its swords you want," Erza requipped 60 swords in the air around her, "Its swords you'll get." All the floating weapon's instantly aimed at Zoro, whos one eye was widened. Usopp and Chopper's jaws hit the ground, Team Natsu smiling.
"Thank you for fighting her Zoro, Thank you for fighting her Zoro, Thank you for fighting her Zoro," repeated Usopp, in a praying position.
"YEAHH ITS ABOUT TIME ERZA!" Natsu cheered.
"HAAAHHH?! How the hell-" Zoro was cut off as a sword flew by his head. He looked up and noticed Erza with a slight grin. At the same time, she released all the swords at onece, a wall of iron blades charging right at Zoro. "Tch-" Zoro resheathed both of his blades and closed his eye's.
"What the hell is he doing? He's gonna get skewered if he doesnt open his eye and move!" Gray said, as Lucy covered her eyes, Wendy clutched Chopper tightly, and Natsu was leaning forward in anticipation.
"He's gonna use haki..." Usopp said, under his breath.
"Haiku-? Wha?" Natsu asked.
The answer to Natsu's question came quickly, as Zoro began weaving back and forth through the barrage of attacks with ease, much to Team Natsu's suprise.
"What the hell...?" Gray and Natsu said simulatinously. Lucy uncovered her eyes, amazed at the sight, and Wendy let go of Chopper, who was struggling to regain his breath.
"Thats amazing..." said Lucy.
Zoro weaved through the swords as if he'd seen it a thousand times, until he felt her presence reappear behined him, his eye widened as he struggled to unsheath his wado while still dodging the swords. Before he even he had time to turn around, he had already been struck, and sent into the side of the Sunny, rocking the already damaged ship back, nearly capsizing it.
"YOHOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOoooo" Brook screamed while the ship got dangerously close to tipping over.
Chopper's eyes went wide, "ZOROOOO!" He got up and instantly started for where Zoro landed.
"What just happened..." Usopp said, amazed Zoro had gotten caught like that.
"Erza happened." Natsu said, also amazed Erza went that far.
"It looked like she used the sword barrage as a distraction, snuck up and hit him hard from his blind spot." Lucy said.
Erza stood there in her purgatory armor, leaning against the large mace she used to score a home run om Zoro. "It seems this fight is over, you put up a fair fight."
Chopper had just reached Ground Zoro as he jumped out the ship, seemingly unharmed. "Chopper get back, this aint over yet."
"AHHH!" Chopper began to frantically run back to the sidelines.
Zoro spit out an ounce of blood onto the groung before placing a third sword in his mouth, while sending enough killer intent towards Erza to send a chill down her spine.
Santoruyuu:-
Erza quickly had a feeling that her adamantine armor would be her best choice.
360 POUND-
*plop* *plop* *plop* *plop*
Erza slammed her two shields together, expecting the counterattack of a lifetime.
*plop* *plop* *plop* *plop*
"YOU BASTAAARRRD" Screamed a distant voive.
PHOENIX!
The attack went right over Erza's head, the wind knocking off her helmet. The attack created a large dust cloud that blocked her sight of Zoro. And when it cleared up, the reason he missed was fairly clear.
A man with a suit and long blonde hair had his leg extended straight into the air, angling all three of Zoro's swords into the air.
"SAAAANJIIIIII!" Screamed Usopp and CHopper, excited to see a familiar face.
"What the hell do you think youre doing you mosshead." Sanji said, a fire in his eyes.
"Just having some fun with our new friends, dart brows." Zoro replied, lightning in his eyes. In the distance the flying slash attack slammed into the peak of a mountain, creating a huge cloud of rubble and creating a fairly visible avalanche.
"Did that Sanji guy just block that whole attack?" Lucy asked to no one. "I swear I even saw him... flying to get here."
"How the hell did you even know we were fighting?" Zoro asked, pissed he got killjoyed.
Sanji lowered his leg, head down, and lit a cigarette in silence. He looked up, "Because... MY HEART CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN A WOMAN IS IN DANGER!" Sanji seemingly teleported to Erza, on one knee. "Did this imbecile harm you, madem moiselle? How may I be of assistence?"
"No, and yes, please hold these." Erza tossed her adamantine shields at Sanji, crushing him as she requipped into her casual armor. Sanji's nose shot a fountain of blood as he was at the perfect angle to see Erza mid-requip.
"AHHH NOT SANJI TOO!" Chopper rushed to his helpless patient.
Erza walked towards Zoro, who had already resheathed his swords and was doing the same. The two met, smiled, and exchanged a handshake.
"I havent had a fight like that in a while, I must thank you." Erza said.
"Yeah, got me pretty good back there. Youre definitely a tough one, Red." Zoro responded.
"R-red?" Erza asked slightly blushing.
"ZORRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Screamed a familliar voice.
Luffy flew in out of nowhere and landed right between Zoro and Erza. "We've only been here for one day and you're already trying to fight people!"
"Haaaah!?" Zoro was taken back, "They came and attacked us first, yell at them instead!" Nami Robin and Franky turned the corner and regrouped with the rest of the crew.
"Oh..." Luffy turned towards Erza, "Why are you attacking our ship!? We've only been here 1 day and you're already fighting us!"
Nami facepalmed, "Luffy we're pirates, of course they're going to fight us."
"Oh." Luffy said hitting the palm of his hand with his fist.
"AHHH What is this SUUUPER damage to the Sunny!" Franky refered to the gigantic Zoro sized dent in the side of the ship."
Zoro and Erza pointed at each other simulatnously, spreading the blame.
"Sorry about that, our friend and your friend had a little skirmish, and the ship got caught in the middle." Lucy said, attempting to mediate the situation.
"Ah its fine girlie, you dont have to cover up for them. Anyways its nothing too super I cant fix, thats for sure." Franky said, loading up some spare lumber and cola onto the ship.
"Werent we supposed to be fighting these guys?" Gray asked, realizing they were being pretty 'buddy buddy' with pirates.
"Eh who cares, these guys are crazy cool! I'd rather be friends with them instead of fighting them anyways." Natsu said walking towards the ship.
"Alright we're suuper loaded up, time to dock somewhere else so we dont scare these townspeople anymore." Franky said to the crew.
"Wait you guys were gonna set sail anyways?" Lucy asked.
"Yeah, we really just needed to pick up parts for our ship, no reason to waste too much time here." Nami said, clearing up the situation.
"Aww then why the hell did we walk all the way over here?" Asked Natsu, to no one in particular.
"Yeah, sorry about that," Luffy awkwardly reajusted his hat,"How about we give you a ride to wherever you guys are from?! That would be so cool!" Luffy insisted.
"Hm, a ride home would be fairly relaxing. We'll take you up on that offer." Erza replied, walking up the bridge.
"Yeah and this ship looks pretty cool!" Natsu said following Erza.
"Hah, just wait till she's back to one hundred percent!" Franky added.
Wendy almost forgot, "Natsu wait your motion sic-"
Gray placed a hand on her shoulder, "He'll figure it out himself, dont sweat it" He proceeded to support Wendy up onto the ship.
"YOSH! SET SAIL FORR... eh, where are we going." Luffy turned to his new guests.
"The Fairy Tail Guild." Erza replied, as she handed Nami a map of the continent.
"YOSH! TO THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD!"
Author bs
Yo I thought that was a pretty dope way to end the fight, a classic sanji cockblock.
Couldnt help myself but I had to make zoro look cool in some way. i know what youre thinking and im sorry lol
Hopefully i made everyone speak evenly. I reread the story and completely forgot about Happy and Carla lmao now I need to make up an excuse for next chapter lol.
Oh yeah that plop plop plop shit was sanji doing his moonwalk thing where he jumps off the air
edit, i jokingly added that erza blushing part. I was gonna delete it later, but I already uploaded the story, so i guess i have no choice but to sail that ship lol
Reviews/feedback pls
until next chapter
