They sat in the jet they had just boarded as Bruce looked over any injuries. Thor smiled as he showed no injuries except for a Bruise on his leg when he had accidentally hit himself, Tony was almost unscratched except for several cuts and bruises, Clint had a black eye that Natasha kept grinning at, Steve had a cut above his eyebrow. Natasha had only a hand shaped bruise on her waist that angered Steve and red on her wrist that's she said was a 'failed widows bite'.
"I'm sorry you had to see what happened Steve"
"It's alright Nat, I'm just glad you're alright"
She looked at him tenderly and smiled, without pause she leaned up and played her lips upon Steve's. Tony watched as Steve's surprised face changed into that of bliss as he kissed back. Both Tony and Clint cheered and Thor caused some lightning. Steve chuckled as he deepened kiss and Natasha smiled into the kiss.
"Shouldn't we have landed already?"
"Chill Brucie, I decided we should take a detour for a few days. You can mix killer drinks right Natalie Rushman?"
"Of course I can Stark"
"Good, I rented out the mini bar where were going. I'm guessing you and I are in charge."
Natasha nodded and snuggled back into Steve's shoulder. Tony chucked.
"I would have never expected Red and Capsicle to get together. I mean he's so wholesome and Natasha isn't"
Tony caught Natasha flipping him off from the corner of the room.
"Where are we going man of iron?"
"To our hotel room buddy, I have more fitting clothes waiting for us there, I'm guessing we'll be there soon. Did Natasha fall asleep?"
"Yeah, she must be exhausted"
They landed but no one had the heart to wake Natasha up so Thor, Clint and Bruce helped carry bags while Steve carried Natasha.
"Cabo?"
"Right Mr. Bruce. I expect we'll have a lovely time. There is some tequila calling my name."
They walked into their hotel to find that the ocean as their backyard.
"Hope you don't mind Steve-o but I got one room for you and the princess to share. Maybe she'll take away your purity and make you a man."
Steve rolled his eyes and went into his room.
"Tony may be a pain but wow"
Steve laid Natasha on the bed as he showered and looked through the closet and toiletries that Tony had gotten for them. He found a pair of swim trunks. An American flag…of course Tony would pick that. He heard Natasha wake up.
"Hey Nat, I think we're going to the beach."
He passed her a small bag that was obviously for her.
"Ill warn you Tony picked everything out"
He showed her his swim trunks and she chuckled. She showered and walked out with a blue cover up.
"You know Tasha, you look beautiful as blonde, Then again you always look beautiful"
She looked down and blushed, grabbing a hold of Steve's hand and pulling him to the back where the rest of the team was.
"Cabo right?"
"I guess so"
"oooh tequila!"
Steve chuckled and shook his head as he took off his shirt which attracted some attention from some girls down the beach, their eye nearly popped out of their heads as Thor joined Steve.
"Lady Tasha is more like the man of iron than she would like to admit. They are both fans of alcohol"
"That they are buddy"
Clint ran past them and into the water screaming. The girls from down the beach began walking over as Natasha snuck up on them and jumped on Thor's back.
"Hey buddy! Looks like you two have garnered some attention from some girls down the beach."
Thor laughed and Tony chuckled.
"Lady Tasha I have never seen you this relaxed. Vacation does you well"
"Yeah, this is the first vacation I've had in over 20 years, I'm planning on enjoying as much as possible"
Clint came back and shook the water off his head onto the three standing beachside. They were joined by Tony and Bruce.
"I see vacation makes the two master assassins act like children, I'm gonna like this. More tequila Anastasia?"
"si por favor"
The group of girls reached the group and began to flirt shamelessly. Natasha couldn't help but chuckle as they flirted with Steve and he turned bright red. She moved aside and pulled off her beach cover, the girls took their attention off the boys for a second to glare at Natasha.
"So how about we go have some fun of our own Blondie"
"I uh um I don't…um my girlfriend wouldn't like that"
"I'm sure I can show you a better time"
Before Natasha could say anything Thor spoke up.
"Do not insult my friend; she is more than capable of pleasing Steve! She is talented, believe me!"
Natasha choked on her Tequila as Clint agreed with him.
"Fine then, how about you and I go Mr. Protective?"
Tony grabbed Thor's hand and put his head on his shoulder, and winked.
"I don't think he would like that."
Steve was holding Natasha up with one arm and Clint up with the other, neither of them could breathe from the laughter. The girls gave up and walked away. Steve suddenly seemed to notice what Natasha was wearing and blushed.
"Maybe we should go ahead and get in the water, then we can go get dinner."
"Sounds good Steve, let's go."
Natasha jumped on Steve's back and he could feel her soft skin flush against his back as he ran into the water as the waves pushed them off their feet. Natasha's laughter filled the air and time seemed to fly by. In what seemed like no time Bruce was calling them out of the water for dinner. They had dinner in a small outdoor restaurant with a perfect view of the sunset.
"To the avengers, my friends I'm a filled with joy to be joining you all"
"We're happy to have you point break, more tequila Tash?"
Natasha's cheeks were pink, she's was obviously well on her way to being intoxicated and Tony was more than happy to keep providing drink.
"Hey Nat? Did you wear enough sunscreen, your shoulders are red"
"Nope birdie boy. I'm burnttt"
Tony chuckled as he poured Natasha more tequila. Clint laughed.
"Just like any other Saturday night?"
Bruce and Steve looked at him questioningly as Thor Tony and Natasha drank.
"I think she takes the fact that it's hard for her to get drunk as a challenge. In my opinion she's trying to forget about the red on her ledger. I usually have to haul her ass home on my shoulder. But even drunk Natasha can take care of herself it's kind of scary."
As they talked about her Tony spilled a margarita on Natasha, instead of threatening to kill him like she normally would, she simply got up and announced that she would be back after a quick shower.
"sooooo Cap. You're dating the black widow, think your finally gonna become a man?"
"Tony"
Bruce glared at tony but he kept on going.
"Are you waiting till marriage Capsicle? Why wait so long, you're captain America!"
"It's not about time Tony, it's about finding the right woman and being in love."
Clint joined the conversation
"Do you see yourself loving Tasha someday?"
"In some way I already do, she likes me for Steve, not captain America. She's strong and beautiful and kind and smart and fun and caring. She is perfection in every aspect"
Clint giggles as he looked behind Steve to see Natasha standing there in a new dress smiling and blushing. She looked significantly sobered up, the cold shower obviously did her well.
"You know captain by the look on Anastasia face, I would you you're definitely gonna get lucky"
They had their dinner and decided to go to sleep and rest from the past few days. Thor picked up Tony and Clint who were both asleep and threw them over his shoulders to take them to bed, Bruce bid them goodnight and went to his own room while Natasha and Steve wandered back to the beach. Steve sat and allowed Natasha to lay on him.
"So you love me?"
"Does that freak you out?"
Natasha snorted and shook her head.
"The only thing that freaks me out is that I might love you back. I've never had a safe place to land, there's something about you Steve Rogers, you're special"
"You're pretty extraordinary yourself Ms. Romanoff"
She just chuckled and snuggled into him watching the stars.
"You know I would never rush you into something you're not ready for"
"I know"
He kissed her forehead and wrapped him arms around her. They sat in silence until all that could be heard was their slow breathing. It wasn't the bright sun that woke them up, it was Thor and Tony looking down at them as Clint splashed them with cold water. In seconds Steve had Thor in a chokehold while Natasha had Clint head in a thigh grip and Tony on the ground underneath her with a knife against his neck.
"Damn Clint, that looks like a good way to go."
She let them all go as Steve apologized profusely at Thor as he just laughed and patted Steve on the back.
"So sex on the beach?"
Steve looked outrage as Natasha laughed and accepted the drink Tony was offering her.
