Knocking on the glass door that leads to the pool woke Steve up, it was clear that it was past noon. He looked at a naked Natasha sleeping next to him and the events from last night came flooding back to him, he moved to open the door when he realized how exhausted he was. How did she bend the way she did. He grabbed his shirt and pajama pant off the floor and put them on before opening the door to find Tony in a bright pink bikini top.
"Can I help you?"
"You're not naked? What a pity. Fury called, were being flown back to New York ASAP looks like they need the avengers to save the city again, you ok Stevie? You look a little worn down"
"I'm fine Tony, Nat and I will be out in 30"
"Alrighty Mr. Purity, I'm going to go wake bird boy, b the way, it's your precious girlfriends fault that I'm sporting this lovely top"
Steve shook his head and closed the door before climbing back into bed and kissing Natasha's forehead.
"Hmmm. I like being woken up this way."
"Come on, beautiful. Looks like we have to go save the city. I told Stark we would be ready in 30."
She nodded and showered as Steve packed for the both of them. They were both ready to go in 15 minutes. Thor bounced into the room holding two bags.
"Our great friend Bruce wanted me to bring you food, he said we must prepare"
Steve took them and smiled at Thor as they put their bags in the car that Tony and Clint were waiting in. Tony looked up and glared at Natasha.
"Evil Russian bitch"
"Egotistical self absorbed bastard"
Clint looked just as confused as Steve did. Banner and Thor joined their team and made it to the airport and boarded their jet. For the first hour Tony glared at Natasha until Bruce finally ordered Tony to tell him what the hell was going on. Tony stood up and took off his shirt to reveal the same pink bikini that Steve had seen that morning and pointed at Natasha.
"That she devil put this on me and it won't come off"
Natasha giggled, grabbed a glass full of vodka and threw it on Tony making the bikini top slide off his chest.
"I figured you would get vodka or some kind of alcohol on yourself quick enough"
"Bitch, fuck, shit"
Tony smirked since he knew Natasha didn't like it when people cursed, Steve avoided crude language as well.
"You know you're twitching a little cupcake, don't like it when I say FUCK!"
A knife landed an inch away from Tony's head on his seat.
"You could have killed me!"
"If I wanted to kill you I wouldn't have missed"
Natasha smiled at him and opened up her laptop to connect with S.H.I.E.L.D. Maria Hill popped up on the screen to fill the group in on their task.
"Good morning Avengers. Since you have been missing for the last few days you have missed a recent attack on New York. Looks like a few Chitauri have decided to attack on their own. The hoard is o where near the size of the last battle but we still need to call you guys in to get rid of them. The jet will be landing on top of a building in New York so be prepared."
"Thank you Agent Hill"
She nodded and gave them a small smile before disappearing off the screen.
"Well this is gonna be fun."
Natasha smirked at Clint as they started to prepare. Clint Started to strip in front of everyone.
"Hey legolas what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm getting ready Tony, have you seen the size of that bathroom, it will be impossible to change in there"
"Well if were gonna do this lets make it fun"
Tony grabbed a remote control and put on club music making a scene out of taking off his shirt.
"Tony, you don't even have to get undressed to get in your suit"
"Don't pretend you don't enjoy this Peaches"
Natasha rolled her eyes and grabbed her suit and grabbed Thor, making him stand next to Steve creating a curtain of muscle for her to change behind. She walked out from behind them in her skintight leather suit.
"Seriously princess, whoever came up with the suit is genius. The enemy is too busy staring at your ass to fight back. OW. Is this jet ride beat up the billionaire time?"
Steve had smacked Tony hard enough for him to fall to the floor. Natasha laughed and began to stock her suit full of weapons.
"You know what I wanna know Capsicle? Did the super soldier serum improve ALL parts of your body?"
Steve glared at Tony as his cheeks turned bright red and Clint laughed. After Steve changed they sat down and tried to relax before the arriving. However while flying into New York the turbulence seemed to get intense. Tony, in his iron man suit grabbed a hold of Bruce and Natasha and Thor grabbed Clint and Steve, they didn't have to think twice before jumping out of the plane and getting their teammates to safety. Tony dropped Natasha several feet above the floor and softy placed Bruce on the ground. Natasha glared at him but ran right into the middle of the monsters and began to shoot. Clint was already shooting his arrows from high up on a building and Steve and Thor landed next to Natasha. Tony was flying circles around the main part of the fight shooting any of the bed guys he could see.
"I swear Barton if you set my hair on fire again you're done for"
"Then stop getting in my way sweet cheeks"
Tony could be heard laughing as the two assasins argued in the middle of a fight. Just like the last time the Chitauri seemed to multiply, if you killed one two more appeared.
"Hey Capsicle, how does it feel to know you might die a virgin"
You could practically hear the smirk on Tony face before Natasha answered for Steve.
"He wouldn't know Stark"
Tony turned to look at Steve and neglected to see the Chitauri behind him, they received a bullet to the head before they could harm Tony. In return Tony blasted the monster behind Natasha. Once Bruce Turned into the Hulk things definitely started to look better. However Tony was too busy interrogating Steve to be helping Clint up above. Thor was surprised as he heard Natasha yell at him to throw her up in the air, he complied having learned to listen to the female avenger. Steve and Tony were momentarily distracted as they saw the black widow fly up to a building but their attention was brought back to the giant killer slugs. Up on the building Clint was surrounded but he couldn't back out unless he wanted to fall off the building.
"Tasha? What are you doing up here? Here to save my ass?"
"Pretty much. My Comms broken"
The Chitauri moved a little and Clint was able to get away from the edge of the building. Natasha's eyes widened as she saw a Chitauri floating behind Clint ready to shoot, she knew he had no way out. He was surrounded and there was only one thing to do. She slid under everyone and stood behind Clint before the soldier could shoot. Clint felt Natasha stumble against his back. Tony appeared and blasted all the soldiers from around Clint and Natasha glared. She leaned into Clint making sure that Stark could hear her over Clint's comm..
"Couldn't have done that 30 seconds ago Stark? You know Clint; I should really stop saving your ass. Tony give us a lift down"
Tony grabbed both Clint and Natasha and took them down to where Thor, Steve and Hulk were fighting. The Hulk seemed to be able to take care of most of the monsters terrorizing the city and Thor got rid of the ones that the Hulk missed. Tony flew around occasionally shot as Clint and Natasha moved further down town to get rid of any stragglers.
"Tasha, why are you limping?"
"I told you, I had to save your sorry ass"
"You got hurt?"
"Yeah, it's nothing too bad"
"You need to get that taken care of"
"I will, as soon as we get this done"
"Tasha…."
"I'm fine; we just need to finish this"
Clint shook his head and continued to walk, keeping a careful eye on the limping blonde next to him. He could hear Steve and Tony decide to follow Clint and Natasha since the battle was nearly over.
"Hey Rogers, that arm of yours alright?"
"Yeah, might be broken, but ill survive Tony"
"Are the rest of you alright?"
They could hear Thor grunt and say something about his foot.
"Tasha over here is wounded but her stubborn ass won't stop moving, I have a dislocated shoulder and there's a shard of glass sticking out of my side, don't wanna take it out and start gushing blood"
"Well this seems to be over for the most part Katniss. Seems like S.H.I.E.L.D has just arrived, and we barely destroyed anything I say that calls for celebration. Chinese food maybe?"
Steve and Tony caught up as Clint shot an arrow through a Chitauri's head. They began heading back with Tony flying over head looking for any other things to attack. Once they reached Thor and the Hulk they found them both sitting on the ground with the Hulk trying to lift mjolnir and Thor laughing. There was an ambulance waiting for them, Tony immediately pushed Clint and Natasha towards the ambulance as Steve followed behind. The paramedic took care of Clint and Steve first since they're injuries were more obvious.
"Tasha, come here, your hurt too"
The paramedic looked at Natasha.
"Where are you hurt Darling, you don't look to be injured. Maybe just a little too pale for my liking."
"I'll need to get my suit off"
As if he was called, Tony appeared next to Natasha holding a button up shirt that seemed to belong to Bruce and shorts. She nodded at him and changed in the ambulance, Clint's jaw went slack when she limped back out.
"You said it wasn't a big deal! Natasha, you're shot!"
Steve looked up and he saw the blood flowing from Natasha's thigh and the shirt was beginning to be soaked in blood. The paramedic finished patching up Steve and Clint and rushed off to Natasha.
"I can't treat this hear, she needs to get to a hospital."
Clint climbed into the ambulance since he knew all of Natasha's S.H.I.E.L.D issued information. Tony, Steve, Thor and a shirtless Bruce made it to the hospital before the ambulance did; they panicked as they saw an unconscious Natasha being rolled into the hospital. Clint caught up to them and filled them in, Natasha had flat lined twice on the way here. The shot in her stomach had hit an artery; she was being taken into surgery.
"As long as she makes it through the surgery, which she will Steve, Natasha tough as hell and too stubborn to leave, she'll be back in no time"
Steve nodded at Clint as they all sat down in the waiting room. It was almost a comical sight, Tony's arc reactor was shining brightly through his black shirt and he was covered in dirt. Thor was in his typical Asgardian attire with a hammer in his hand. Clint had his arrows with him and he kept glaring at anyone who looked their way. Bruce was sitting on a chair shirtless holding an icepack on his head and Steve was in his captain America suit holding his shield looking down at his feet. It was over 4 hours later when the doctor finally came out and nodded towards the group, he stumbled for a second when he realized who he was looking at.
"I um- your friend is certainly a fighter, she flat lined once on the table but she came back, wouldn't let go. We got the bullets out and fixed her up, we had to cut her wounds open, they were starting to heal already. I was confused but I guess seeing who she's with, it would make sense that she is some sort of super hero. All that can be done now is get some rest."
"Hey doc. Is she good to eat?"
"Well before I left the room the wounds were already starting to heal up so I would say yes, just make sure she doesn't feel any discomfort. Should she be put in a shared room or-"
"Private room doc."
"Alright, shell be waking up soon, she was burning through all the drugs we gave her."
The group waited until they were informed where Natasha was put. Tony and Thor seemed to disappear in the mean time. Steve, Clint and Bruce raced into the room to see an irritated looking Natasha argue with a nurse. Her face brightened when she saw her team and the nurse nearly ran out of the room.
"She won't hand me the remote, says I need to sleep, all I need is some damn food and for you guys to stop looking so worried."
Clint walked into the room and handed her the remote, sitting on the chair next to her bed. Bruce was going to walk in but was nearly trampled by Thor and Tony was they ran into the room holding large bags. Bruce laughed and sat in the chair next to Clint as Steve slowly approached Natasha.
"Steve, I'm fine, stop looking so serious, do you want me to show you my boobs?"
Tony's ears perked up.
"YES! He does"
Steve smacked the back of Tony's head and moved forward to kiss Natasha on the top of her head.
"I brought Chinese food, I even got you some scallion pancakes Anastasia"
"And I have brought us these pillows that take the form of pets!"
They all looked at Thor as he hug a moose shaped pillow pet. They laughed at the innocent Asgardian yet in no time they all had a pillow pet in their hands as they ate their Chinese food. Steve laid in bed next to Natasha and the rest of the group surrounded them. They fell asleep that way until they woke up to find Thor in the corner of the room, surrounded by pillow pets as he ate Chinese food. Natasha was set to be released in a week but her injuries had healed so quickly that she was being dismissed that very day. The job of caretaker was transferred from the very capable hands of the doctors to the mischievous trouble making avengers. Natasha knew she was in for a hell of an entertaining recovery time.
Hey guys, i'm going away for a couple days so i wont be posting anything which is why i made this chapter a little longer than usual. Enjoy :)
