Tony Stark did not have a death wish. As much as he antagonized everyone he met, including the villains, he had no intention of dying. He started off his Sunday morning with Pepper waking him up as she finished packing his bags.

"Why don't you come with us Peps?"

"Because I have work to do Tony, paperwork that you have neglected to do."

Tony pouted and pulled Pepper into bed with him. Relishing the simple moments he got to spend with her.

"You really do complete me."

Pepper kissed him.

"I love you too Tony. But you have to shower and go eat breakfast. You have to leave for the airport soon."

She had to pry Tony's hands off her to able to continue packing. Tony reluctantly complied with Pepper's orders. When he entered the kitchen he noticed that Natasha and Steve were missing, the two most punctual people he knows. He decided to make sure they were awake. When he opened the door, he was not expecting to see Natasha's bare back. He did not expect to walk in on Natasha and Steve during their alone time. As soon as the door opened Steve looked up to see Tony with his jaw hanging wide open. Natasha turned around and immediately fell off Steve grabbing the covers to try and conceal her body. Steve's face was turning an unnatural shade of red. Tony turned and slammed the door behind him running back out into the kitchen. Tony Stark did not have a death wish, but he was fairly certain today two super heroes would succeed in killing him.

"Stark, are you alright? You're looking kind of…terrified."

Clint looked at the look on Tony's face and then looked behind him to see where he had come from. You could see his brain working and the look on his face showed that he knew what had just happened. He failed at holding back his laughter. His laugh finally started dying down 10 minutes later. However when Natasha and Steve walked into the kitchen not making eye contact with Tony he began to laugh again. Steve had to hold Natasha back as she lunged for Clint. Thor and Bruce looked confused so Clint decided to enlighten them on what happened.

"Stark walked in on Cap and Nat doing that horizontal Tango."

Bruce began choking on his cereal and had to explain what the horizontal tango to Thor and soon his chuckles began to fill the room.

"you didn't see anything Stark."

Tony seemed to be recovering from the initial shock and the fear or being murdered.

"sure I didn't red, you know I figured you would like it on top. Looks like I was correct."

Natasha didn't have to lunge for him, Steve had on the ground with a simple smack. Bruce cleared his throat and stood between Tony and Steve.

"Alright children, we have to leave for the airport soon. No more fighting, don't make me angry."

Natasha glared at Tony and he made faces back at her. Natasha growled at him and he chuckled back. Clint stepped forward and put his arm around Natasha.

"lets go bring your suitcase out killer, we have lots of time left to plan out Tony death."

Tony would normally just ignore the comment but the way Natasha's lips curved worried him. Clint and Natasha walked back out with her and Steve's luggage. Tony's staff came upstairs and picked up all their luggage, bringing it down to the cars that had been waiting for the avengers. They all piled into the limo Tony had picked out. Thor Bruce and Clint sat between Tony and Steve and Natasha, creating a barrier.

"Why don't we enjoy this vacation. Tony apologize to Steve and Natasha, Natasha promise you won't murder Tony."

Tony mumbled his apology and Natasha shot him a scary smile.

"I wont kill you Tony…not yet."

He laughed it off but Bruce noticed Tony move a little closer to Thor.

"So have any of you dear friends been to the land of Disney?"

Tony Clint and Bruce nodded but Natasha and Steve shook their head no.

"Really Tasha, we've been to Florida tons of times. I would have thought you would have been there at least once. It's the happiest place on earth."

"Havent been Barton, all the times we were there I was saving your ass. I recall the first time I got an arrow to the knee cause you were too stubborn to call for backup. The second time you nearly drowned then I almost drowned going after you and then there was the time you thought it would be okay for you to jump off a building and ended up crushing several of my bones when I had to try and catch you. You remember that time when-"

"alright we get it Tash, you haven't been to Disney because of me. No need to go that deep into detail."

She smirked at him and rested her feet on his lap. Tony look questioningly at how casual Natasha and Clint were. His eyes darted to Steve and he noticed that Steve was also looking at Natasha's feet comfortably resting on Clint's lap. He looked Tense but relaxed as soon as Natasha leaned into him. They were able to make it on the plane with only one little kid recognizing them. Thor was easily the most recognizable, even in jeans and a t-shirt. He towered over everyone else. Thankfully Tony had arranged to mjolnir to be allowed onto the plane. It was helpful that Nick Fury approved of the trip. After their last mission Fury believed the Avengers needed a break. They boarded first class which Tony had to buy out in order to ensure that word did not get out that the Avengers would be in Florida. Thor took a look around and realized that's each of his friends were carrying a pillow pet. He had been ready to bed Tony but all he had to do was ask. Tony Stark was a very generous man. Even Natasha was holding on tightly to a lamb pillow pet. She turned around and saw Thor looking at her.

"I can't really remember, but I recall my father calling me his little lamb. It something that has stuck. Even if I can't tell if some of my memories are real I have a feeling that that memory is."

She smiled at him and snuggled into Steve breathing in his scent and falling instantly asleep. Tony looked their way and made sure he was hidden behind Bruce and Thor before he spoke.

"Wow little Red sure is tired, must have done something to really wear her out huh Steve?"

Tony was not expecting both Thor and Bruce to punch his arms. It was obvious that Thor's punch would leave a mark. Steve laughed and put his arm around Natasha, kissing her on the head and falling to sleep. Tony focused his attention on Clint.

"What's the deal you and Nat?"

"What are you talking about Stark?"

"I'm just saying you and her seem very cozy around each other. It's only a matter of time before Steve starts thinking that things are a little odd."

Clint looked over at Natasha and his face turned into something unreadable. The atmosphere turned thick and they all tried to ignore the fact that Clint had nothing to say about what Tony was trying to point out.