Thor's booming footsteps could be heard throughout the house. He was running down the halls.
"My friends, wake up! We will be going to a land of water today!"
Thor ran into Steve and Natasha's room and jumped on their bed causing Natasha to nearly fly off the bed. Thor grabbed onto her and pulled her onto his lap, squeezing her tight. Natasha couldn't hold her smile as the Thor squeezed her.
"Nat, Steve, get ready. Our friend Tony says that today will be a great day!"
Thor got up allowing Steve and Natasha to start getting ready but before he could leave the room Natasha climbed onto his back shrieking at Steve.
"KILL IT! STEVE KILL IT!"
Thor looked alarmed and Steve grabbed his shield before realizing that she was pointing to a spider on the wall. Natasha's shriek caught the attention of the other avengers and Tony, Clint and Bruce ran into the room. Clint had his bow and arrows ready. They first noticed Natasha climbing Thor, she now had her legs wrapped around his neck and was holding on to his head. The poor god looked confused. They also saw Steve grabbing a spider and taking it to the window. Tony and Clint were quick to burst into laughter until Natasha gave them an evil glare. She jumped off Thor and looked apologetic.
"Sorry buddy, im just not the biggest fan of spiders."
Thor chuckled and he patted Natasha on the back sending her flying forward as he walked out of the room. Tony was clutching his sides, even Banner was stifling his chuckles.
"The Black Widow is afraid of a little baby spider? That's just gold."
She grabbed a scissor from her suitcase and Tony stepped back.
"Shut up Stark. I'm not going to kill you, I need a haircut. I never cut off the burnt ends from the last battle."
Clint wordlessly grabbed the scissor and led her into the bathroom. Tonys face was beginning to turn a bright shade of red.
"oh god, Tasha is afraid of spiders and Clint is a hairstylist. This day is just becoming to much. Is it possible to burst an organ from laughter cap?"
Steve just shook his head at Tony and ushered him out of the room as he began to change. He was I his boxers when Clint walked out of the bathroom and raised his eyebrow.
"Well Cap, didn't know you wanted to give me a show."
Steve threw a pillow at Clint as the assasins laughter filled the room. The team finished getting ready and got into Tony's new car. Clint pulled up the seats in the back and sat down with Bruce. Natasha and Steve sat in the middle and Tony drove as Thor looked around in the passengers seat. Clint and Natasha were hitting each other and neither Steve nor Bruce could get the two to calm down.
"So the two master assasins become children while on vacation."
Tony laughed, he had expected Natasha to be mature with Bruce and watch over them but as soon as he parked the car Natasha was out the door and Clint jumped over the seats to follow her out. The other 4 men caught up in time to see Clint land a punch on Natasha's arm. Steve instinctively stepped forward but Natasha landed a kick in the balls and she took her towel out of Steve's hand. Tony patted Clint on the back as a sign of sympathy and walked behind Natasha. Thor stood in front of the entrance and looked at Bruce.
"Do Typhoon's often happen on Lagoons?"
"It's just a name Thor, it's a water park."
Thor shrugged and followed Bruce inside. Natasha, Steve and Clint were putting away bags and towels in the lockers. Heads turned when the guys stripped down. When Natasha walked out of the bathroom jaws dropped. Her tiny teal bikini gave Steve the urge to hand her his shirt. He was not used to women flaunting off their bodies. She walked by the men that were openly ogling her grabbed Thor's arm, leading him towards the closest water slide. The lines were not very long, especially since it was a Monday morning in mid fall. As soon as they saw Thor coming out of the ride, they could tell he was enjoying himself. The smile on his face rivaled the smile he had while eating poptarts. The guys opted for going on the water slides while Natasha and Bruce went on the lazy river.
"so you and Rogers?"
Natasha smiled as him and got into her tube, handing Bruce a tube that was passing by her.
"he's a good man, I got lucky"
"youre good too Natasha. Steve is a lucky man."
She blushed and looked down, trying to hide her face.
"Thank you for believing that."
He nodded, knowing that she didn't agree with him. They both began to be swept away by the river. It was several hours later when Natasha's float was suddenly flipped over. When she resurfaced Tony was standing over her laughing. She grabbed him and pushed him underwater until he was blue in the face.
"Hey Bruce, remind m not to mess with Tasha"
"You'll still do it"
Tony looked thoughtful for a second before smirking.
"Come one we're going to Blizzard Beach and then dinner"
Natasha nodded, Tony burst into laughter as she walked out. Her shoulders were red. She had clearly fallen asleep on the river. Bruce was sporting some color as well. Blizzard beach was a success. Everyone but Bruce went on summit plummet. Thor's screams echoes throughout the park causing Tony to chuckle. On their way to the wave pool a seemingly drunk man slapped Natasha's butt, without a single hesitation Clint had the man on the ground, his shoulder giving an ugly snap.
"hey buddy, maybe you should go get that shoulder checked out."
He put his arm around Natasha's waist and led her away.
"you know I could have handled that"
"trust me Tash, I know you could have. However a sexy blonde beating up a big burly man might give away the fact that were not just a group of regular people"
Steve, Bruce, Thor and Tony looked startled when they walked around the corner and saw a man getting off the floor clearly injured. Natasha and Clint were walking away from the man leading them to believe that they were the reason for his injury. They all waddled into the calm water together. As soon as the waves began Steve and Thor began to freak out. Clint and Tony calmed down Thor and Natasha grabbed Steve, explaining the technology. They were able to stay in for an hour before Tony started complaining of hunger. He forced everyone to dry off, get dressed and leave. They piled into the car, with Clint driving. He pulled into a cracker barrel making Natasha's lips quirk.
"cant take the country out of the boy"
They made their way inside. Tony was already dreading how much he would have to shell out to fill Thor and Steve's appetites.
