[The club's living room. The boys run through it on the way out]
Cartman: Run Chef!
Mr. Connolly: [turns to see what's happening] What the-? Impossible! I made them leave!
Kyle: Get outside! [Chef and the boys reach the front doors]-
Mr. Connolly: Stop them! [he leads the adventurers in the charge]
[Outside the club. Chef and the boys run out, heading for the bridge]
Chef: Children! Run! [they run to the other end of the bridge]
Mr. Connolly: Stop! [his group runs out of the club. Stan and the others reach the other side]
Stan: We made it!
Mr. Connolly: [calling out] Don't you remember why you left South Park in the first place? [Chef stops in his tracks]
Stan: Chef, come on!
Mr. Connolly: You sought adventure! And why do people seek adventure? Because their lives have become dull and empty!
Kyle: Yeah, he wanted adventure! Not a bunch of ridiculous bullcrap! Right Chef? [Chef's hesitance shoes a dilemma]Chef?
Mr. Connolly: Don't forget all your training, Chef! Stay with us and your life will be GRAND and ETERNAL!
Stan: [softly] Chef, we love you.
Chef: [his eyes shift back and forth with his thoughts] I'm sorry children. [turns and walks towards the club]
Kyle: No! Chef, they've filled your head with lies! Can't you see that?
Chef: [glares at Mr Connolly,] Mr Connolly, you can take your Super Adventure club and all that bull shit, and Shove it up your ass.
The BOYS: Yay!
Mr. Connolly: Chef! You are making a big mistake, your only chance to become full of hope and Eternal is here with us!
Stan: Dude Shut the Fuck Up!
Kyle: Yeah, Chef made up his mind, and he's coming with us.
Chef: Come on Children, lets go home. [Turns his back on the Super Adventure Club and starts to walk back towards the boys,]
Mr Connolly: [a fierce flash of lightning tears the bridge in two, right behind Chef. Fire leaps on him and he screams] NO![The club end of the bridge smashes into the cliff, while Chef smashes into the cliff close to the boys]
The Boys: Chef! [Chef tries to scramble up the bridge, but the fire is too fast and consumes it. He almost literaly loses his grip on the bridge. The boys quickly climb down the Bridge down to him to help.]
Stan: Hang on Chef! [The club members approach the edge of the cliff. And watch as the boys form a lader trying to reach Cher on the weakened bridge, with Kyle at the very bottom reaching out for Chef's hand.]
Chef: Children!
Kyle: Chef! Grab my hand!
Chef: I can't Reach! [Chef struggles to reach for Kyles hand, but is unable to do so, he screams as the fire consumes him, much to the boys horror.]
Stan: Chef!
Cartman: Kenny Operation put out fire delta 6!
Kenny: (Right) [kenny climbs back up to the cliff and quickly jogs into the jungle where he jumps inside a near by river while his entire jacket soaks up with water.]
Chef: I can't hold on much longer Children, get back to South Park,
Cartman: Forget it!
Stan: We're not leaving without you Chef!
Chef: Children I love you all too, but if you stay here the your going to fall to your doom along with me, please, please just go! [Krack the fire soon begins to weaken the wood as its about to crack.]
Kyle: We were going to save you from this Fruity little clup and that's what we're going to do! [Kenny quickly races back towards the cliff and jumps from the top where he falls down towards Chef's level where he grabs onto Kyles hand, and he starts wacking his body against Chef's attempting to put out the flames, with his soak and wet jacket.]
[The Flames start to weaken on Chef's body giving him finally enough strength to look up at Kyle one last time.]
Kyle: Your going back to South Park, do you hear me. Reach!
[Chef with all his might and Kenny on his back, finally reaches and grabs Kyles hand, as the board he stepped on broke off, causing him to dangle, while holding on to Kyle.]
Mr Connolly: We can't lose another member, kill the Boys! [the marksman aims and fires]
[Nearly strike Cartman's grip on the upper bridge.]
Cartman: Shit!
Marksman That's our member you little shits! [fires twice, but the kids and Chef are unaffected as they try to Pull Cher back up the ladder.]
Marksman: [Gets angry and fires four more times, as the boys are able to climb back up the ladder and were now on the verge of pulling Cher up on the ledge.] Ya piece of shits [Fire one last time, bullet strikes Chef in the arm.]
Chef: Ahhh Damnit!
Boys: Chef!
[Boys quickly help Chep to his feet as they run away from the club.]
Mr Connolly: This isn't over Boys! You bet on your fucking balls, Chef will be back! We promise you! He will return to the Super Adventure Club! [Heads inside the Super Adventure Club with the other club members]
[Cut to South Park, where camera shows Hells Pass Hospital. The Boys are shown waiting in the waiting room, before a doctor comes out and looks at them.]
Stan: How is he doc?
Dr: He's going to be fine, it may take a few months for the burns on him to fully heal, but he should pull through.
Cartman: SHould, Fuck Should, he will pull through!
Kyle: Cartman nows not the time for this now.
Dr: He is willing to speak with you when your ready.
[The Boys quickly enter Chef's room, as he is shown on a hospital bed wrapped up in all kinds of bandages while lying down on a bed.]
Chef: Hello there children.
Kyle: The Dr says your going to be okay, thank god.
Chef: The Dr is right Children, I probably might be gone from school for a couple of months, but at least I'm not dead.
Stan: [Angry] I swear that Fruity fuckin club better not show their faces around here again, other wise their going to be Fucking sorry!
Cartman: Word.
Kenny: (Damn straight.)
Chef: Now listen boys, I really appreciate that you are pissed off on what that club put me through, but you gotta think children, the minute you go pounding on those perverted ass wholes is the minute they win against us, you 4 will be paying the ultimate price, while they get away with anything.
Kyle: But Chef, we can't let this go! God damn it they even shot at ya for fuck sake.
Chef: That's just anger talking Kyle, promise me, children that you will never take revenge on the Super Adventure Club.
[The Boys are angry, and silent for a second as they look at one another, before looking back up at Chef, they sigh with annoyance.]
Kyle: Okay Chef, you win, we will try... To let this go.
Stan: As long as those ass holes don't set a foot in this town, then maybe, just maybe I won't snap and end up in Juvie for the rest of my life.
Kenny: (Fine, I'll do it too!)
Cartman: [Growls, as he sees the condition Chef is in until, Kyle whacks his shoulder.] Okay, Chef I too also promise to never get revenge on the Super Adventure Club.
Chef: I'm really proud of you Children
[End of the Return of Chef]
