Dankey Kang Country 6 (2)
Dankey Kang, Mario and Sonic approached the top of the mountain to see
Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff and Falco (and Palkia) battling on Spear
Pillar.
"Hey, Dankey Kong! Mario! Sonic!" cried Captain Falcon. "You want a
round after I've finished with these guys?"
"You know this guy?" asked Sonic.
"Sure do!" said Captain Falcon, before being hit by Jigglypuff's
Rollout.
"Anyway, I came here because I want to make a new Dankey Kang Country
game", said Dankey Kong as Captain Falcon got up.
"S'cuse me guys, I gotta take care of a few things", said Captain
Falcon to Falco and Jigglypuff. He turned back to Dankey Kong and his
prisoners. "Follow me".
Captain Falcon led them to the caves of Mount Coronet beneath the
Spear Pillar before he turned round and sat down.
"So, a new Dankey Kang game?" said Captain Falcon. "Got any funding?"
"King Dedede agreed to fund the game, provided I can pay him back in
marshmallows", said Dankey Kang.
Captain Falcon nodded. "And what about bosses?"
"Could someone please explain what's going on?" said Sonic.
"Well, as you may already know, all our adventures have been made as
video games", said Captain Falcon.
"Makes sense", said Sonic. "After all, who wouldn't want to play as
me, I one of my adventures?"
"People who don't-a like bright colours and-a high speed loop-the-
loops?" suggested Mario.
"Well, Dankey here makes his own games using set-ups" said Captain
Falcon.
"So he's-a like a game actor?" asked Mario.
"Pretty much", the F-Zero racer replied. He turned to Dankey Kong. "So
who's the villains?"
"These two", said Dankey Kong, showing a picture of Metaknight and
Solid Snake.
"Seriously?" said Sonic. "These guys are heroes... sort of".
"That's-a right. Why are they-a villains in your game?" added Mario.
"And why are we here?" asked Sonic. "Don't tell me we're mediocre mid-
game bosses or something like that!"
"Nothing of the sort", said Dankey Kong. "You're guest cameos!"
"Seri..." began Sonic, but he didn't have time to finish before he,
Mario, Captain Falcon and Dankey Kong were hit by a huge purple laser
and blasted down the mountain.
"That... happens... a lot... round... these parts", said a singed
Captain Falcon at the bottom of the mountain, before fainting.
"Hey, where are you two going?" asked Dankey Kong as he noticed Mario
and Sonic walking away.
"We don't-a want-a to be in-a your stupid game", said Mario.
And they walked away, leaving Dankey Kong with a lot to think about.