Captain Falcon and Dankey Kong, now wearing his Stealth Hat (which appeared to be a purple Stetson) left the coffee shop.
"So what do you think?" asked Dankey Kong. "Does the paper leave any clues as to the culprit of this heinous deed?"
"None that I can see", said Captain Falcon. "Whoever it was, they must have attacked shortly after their meeting with you and me at Mount Coronet".
"Then let us go there!" shouted Dankey Kong. "To the Dankeymobile!"
"You have a Dankeymobile?" said Captain Falcon.
"Yes indeed", said Dankey Kong, "It first appeared in Dankey Kang Country 3, where it was used for high-speed driving levels, but during the fight against the final boss, it was lost in a tar pit. It was salvaged as the Tar Car for Dankey Kang Country 11, after which..."
"Ok, I get the idea, you have a long history with this car", said Captain Falcon. "Couldn't we just take the Falcon flyer?"
"I suppose we could use your Falcon Flyer..." said Dankey Kong.
"Alright, then we'd..." began Captain Falcon.
"...to get to the Dankeymobile", finished Dankey Kong.
"That kinda defeats the purpose in getting the Dankeymobile", said Captain Falcon.
"Fine, we'll put the Dankeymobile in the Falcon Flyer", said Dankey Kong.
"Why would we do that?" asked Captain Falcon. "You know what? Never mind. We'll put the Dankeymobile in the Falcon Flyer

Ike and Marth charged at their opponent, swords raised, but they were knocked back by a long green arm with blue spikes. As they got up, their foe was no-where to be seen.
"Behind you", said a voice. Ike and Marth barely had time to turn before they were knocked into the air and attacked from all angles at blinding speeds.
"Now for the final attack", said O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E., his hand breaking into a huge mass of green, this time with blue "teeth". The two warriors could do nothing as the creature devoured them.
"Two more defeated and absorbed", said O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E. "Try to make it a little more challenging next time".