O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E. raised a large green hand, showing Sonic and Ike sunk into its surface.
"You two are next", he said, seemingly abandoning his usual manic tones for blank emotionlessness, pointing at Captain Falcon and Pikachu. His hand shot towards them, but Dankey Kong batted his hand into the air with a swing of his fist
"Why mention ye not I, the star of many a Dankey Kang game?" asked Dankey Kong.
"You are weak, a pathetic nobody, not worthy of being absorbed", said O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E., knocking Dankey Kong into the air with his leg before plucking him from the air and hurling him to the ground. His "Stealth Hat" fluttered to the ground beside him.
Dankey Kong sat at the table and looked begrudgingly at the bowl in front of him. "I hate lentils", he said.
"Well, if you like lentils so much, then you're in luck!" said the man in front of him. He had a handlebar moustache and wore a violet tuxedo, a matching Stetson hat and a monocle. "I have a bag of MYSTERIOUS lentils here to sell!"
"How did you get into my house, mister?" asked the young Dankey Kong.
"Mysterious lentils! They taste delicious!" said the man, ignoring the young gorilla's perfectly valid question. "Or maybe they don't! Another one of the many reasons they're so... MYSTERIOUS!"
"Why would I want these lentils when you just said yourself that you don't know if they're delicious or not?" asked Dankey Kong.
"I'll never forget the day that man appeared in my house", said Dankey Kong, still on his knees from O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E.'s previous attack.
"Is this at all relevant?" asked O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E. "I kinda have a busy schedule and..."
"I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY TALE!" shouted Dankey Kong.
"Why would I want these lentils when you just said you don't know if they're delicious or not?" asked Dankey Kong.
"They're MYSTERIOUS!" said the man, twirling his fingers in an ominous manner.
"Fine! I'll buy your stupid lentils!" said Dankey Kong, emptying the money from his piggy bank.
"You've made a wise choice, young grasshopper", said the man, placing his hat on the young ape (who didn't even remotely resemble a grasshopper).
"Let this be your hat of STEALTH!" he said dramatically. "And let your garden be free from weeds... FOREVER!"
And he threw a smoke bomb to the ground, laughing manically, until the smoke cleared and he was nowhere to be seen. But his laugh lingered on.
"And I never saw him again", said Dankey Kong.
"Uh, Dankey Kong, you're scaring your master", said Captain Falcon.
"Master?" said O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E. "Do you mean as in a master and his pupil, or a master and his servant? And now that I tink about it, you two don't really act like either of those!"
"He just turned up one day and started calling me his Master", said Captain Falcon. "What am I to you anyway, Dankey Kong?"
"You are...", began Dankey Kong.
"Enough!" said O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E., knocking Dankey Kong into the air with his leg before plucking him from the air and hurling him to the ground. The strange being raised a massive block-shaped hand over Dankey Kong.
"I shall destroy you, Dankey Kang!"
"That's... Dankey Kong!" said Dankey Kong, struggling to his feet.
"What does it matter?" said O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E.
"Dankey Kang is the name of the game, not the name of its protagonist!" said Dankey Kong. "It would be like me calling Captain Falcon "F-Zero", or calling Link "The Legend of Zelda". It's just incorrect!".
"I'm pretty sure there are better examples than that", said Captain Falcon as he ran out to grab the block to stop it crushing Dankey Kong.
"Dankey Drive!" said Dankey Kong, punching the block away from both himself and O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E., before it was sent flying back to its owner, O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E.'s arm acting like a large piece of elastic.
Dankey Kong leapt over the block and it smashed into O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E, shattering what was left of his false body.
A huge green slimy creature rose from where O.V.E.R.D.O.S.E. had stood. It had eyes larger than a human's head, and four long arms, two of which ended in rectangular blocks larger than family cars, the other two ending in hands with long, spindly fingers, Mario was visible sunk into its left shoulder, Ike and Sonic in its right block, and Marth in the arm that ended in a hand on the left-hand side.
"Again I ask, what the heck IS he?" asked Captain Falcon
