Dankey Kang Country 6
I just ran through some figures and THIS is actually my most continuable story at this stage!
No, really. Psychic Jinjuuriki just ended, with "Book 2" coming sometime near Easter and my beta reader for Instruments of Time is busy. I guess I could get on with Marvel vs Jump, but…
Anyway, on with the "story"!
"…and so, I brought all those werewolf guys over to another world, where they'd be safe from the vampires!" said Dankey Kong, as he continued to tell his adventures to Captain Falcon, King Dedede and his lead game developer.
"So you brought them to that other world you visited?" asked the developer. "What if Bowser isn't happy with having those guys around? What if they attack someone during the full moon?"
"No, of course not!" said Dankey Kong. "That world's ruled by a turtle! Guys like that need a faster-paced world…"
"Don't tell me you brought them all here…" began Captain Falcon.
"Wow, you're good at guessing, master!" said Dankey Kong. "Well, I'm off to check out the reviews of my latest "Dankey Kang" game".
"But you just told me the story you're basing it off!" said the developer. "How do you plan on looking at the reviews already?"
"With SCIENCE!" said Dankey Kong. "Bring me the time machine from Dankey Kang Country 12!"
"How many times do I have to tell you, Dankey Kong?" said the developer, suddenly seething with rage. "The time machine in Dankey Kang Country 12 was never a REAL TIME MACHINE!"
"Seriously?"
"The ending implies that all the Dinosaurs and Evil Future Dankey Kong were all ghosts in the present, and that the "time machine" didn't actually travel in time, but actually ascended the user to a spirit plane where they could interact with ghosts! The dystopian future city was actually the main villain's dream come to life of the spirit plane! THE INDENTITY OF THE SUPPOSED FUTURE DANKEY KONG A LINGERING QUESTION IN THE PLAYER'S MIND!"
"I never got the secret ending", said Dankey Kong. "All those hats… There was the one that was inside that one perfectly stationary dinosaur…"
"I thought all the Dankey Kang games were…"began Captain Falcon. "Actually, never mind"
"Actually, first of all, I should go check on those werewolf guys!" said Dankey Kong. "With all their powers and skills they'll easily get a place in that big tournament coming up!"
As soon as he stepped out the door, three figures were thrown to the ground in front of them: the werewolf versions of Lucas, Ike and Link. Werewolf Ike and Link got back to their feet in time to block a huge silver spoon, held by an enormous golden-armoured crowned figure.
"Big Golden King?" said Dankey Kong, shocked. "I defeated you in Dankey Kang Country 1! What are you doing here?"
"I have returned from the Outer Space Hell Void Star to reclaim my empire!" said the huge golden man, raising aloft his mighty spoon. "And you shall be the first to fall before it!"
The spoon shot out a bolt of lightning aimed straight at Dankey Kong, but before it reached him, a blur of purple moved in front of him, taking the hit and falling to the ground.
It was Dankey Kong.
"NOOOO!" shouted Dankey Kong. "Dankey Kong!"
"I kept my promise, Dankey Kong…" said Dankey Kong. "I always said that if someone was to shoot lightning at you from a giant spoon, I'd jump in the way and save you…"
"…I'm sorry I never returned that book you lent me…" said Dankey Kong.
"Take… my stealth hat", said Dankey Kong, struggling to speak now. Dankey Kong tearfully took the Stealth Hat and put it on his Stealth Hat. "Promise you won't lose it…"
The Big Golden King spun his spoon above his head, a glowing circle appearing on the ground. "I've had enough of this", he said. "All the King's Horses! Finish him!"
As the king vanished in through a golden portal, up out of the ground came a 30-foot centaur with twelve arms and eight horse heads where a normal centaur would have one human one.
"What the…" began Werewolf Ike.
"This just got interesting", said Captain Falcon.
"One person stay here with me", said Dankey Kong. "You need two people to beat this guy. The rest of you, go get the others!"
"What others?" asked Werewolf Link.
"All the others", said Dankey Kong. Anyone else you can find!" said Dankey Kong. "We're going to avenge Dankey Kong!"
