Dankey Kong woke up with a headache

"What happened back there?" he asked no-one in particular as he got out of bed.

"Back where?" asked Werewolf Link.

"Back with the horse boss", said Dankey Kong. "Wait, what are you doing in my house!?"

"We're not in your house", said the werewolf. "And the horse boss is still here. You just..."

He was cut off as the aforementioned horse boss ran at them, trampling the bed that inexplicably appeared in his boss arena.

"We need to go back!", said Dankey Kong. "We're already too late!"

"Too late for what? What are you talking about? What are you ever talking about? Why does nothing you ever say or do seem to have any relevance to anything?" asked Werewolf Link.

"Meanwhile, in the Cyborg Universe", said Dankey Kong. The multi-headed horse person slash centaur had been about to punch him but stopped abruptly as the narrative left this scene and moved to a different one.

A lone starship flew through a starry expanse of space.

"How much further to the Pokemon planet?" asked Falco. In this universe, he was a cyborg.

"Not much further now", said Zelda. In this universe, she was also a cyborg. And on a spaceship in space with Falco. The exact cause of this sequence of events was never elaborated upon.

"You said that three star systems ago", said Yoshi. He was also a cyborg in this universe. Unless noted otherwise, everyone in this universe was a cyborg. "We need more food"

"I second that!" said Pit.

"Hold your horses!" said Charizard. He was not a cyborg, but still spoke fully fluent understandable English for some reason.

"Engaging tractor beams" said Falco, as he engaged the tractor beams.

The mighty horse boss resumed its punch toward Dankey Kong as the narrative returned to this story, but it was suddenly halted by a tractor beam shooting out of nowhere.

"Thank goodness for that!" said Dankey Kong. "Now, while he's frozen, we need to go back to beat him in our universe!"

"Wait, what?"

"If he hits you, he punches you into another universe, where you wake up and fight him as like some kind of dream person. WE NEED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP!"

"Wait, so we were in the cyborg universe the whole time?", asked Werewolf Link. Dankey Kong didn't answer, as he was lying in the shards of his bed trying to go back to sleep.

Then suddenly the ship with the alternate cyborg guys in it crashed into them and exploded in a massive explosion, since the crew never actually turned off the engines after they engaged the tractor beams.

"Meanwhile in the normal universe" said Dankey Kong.

"Stop doing that!" said Werewolf Link.