Hey guys, wanted to do something special, so here's a special Comic-con panel with the addition of our favorite Joker-in-training, Jack Kerr! Also, I'd like to add that I'm using the actual cast members of Gotham as they are in real life. To add to that, I have no idea what their personalities are really like other than social media and interviews, and none of the jokes in here are meant to be personal attacks to any of them. This is for comedy, and if any of the cast is reading this, first off, OH MY GOD, A CAST MEMBER IS READING MY STORY, I'M GOING TO DIE, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! And second, none of you should be offended by anything in this, nothing is to be taken seriously. Also in this story, a few very special guests from this site! I fitted some of your favorite Gotham fanfic authors in here, and you should check them all out, they are incredible!

Ben Mckenzie- Jim Gordon Donal Logue- Harvey Bullock David Mazouz- Bruce Wayne

James Frain- Theo Galavan Robin Lord Taylor- Oswald Cobblepot Cory Michael Smith- Edward Nygma

Camren Bicondova- Selina Kyle Natalie Alyn Lind- Silver St. Cloud Michael Chiklis- Nathaniel Barnes

Erin Richards- Barbara Kean Morena Baccarin- Lee Thompkins Nicholas D'agasto- Harvey Dent

Sean Pertwee- Alfred J Pennyworth Drew Powell- Butch Gilzean

Bruno Heller and Danny Cannon- Producers

The cast of Gotham sat at the Comic-con table, smiling and waving to the fans watching. The panel was being broadcast everywhere. Ben Mckenzie, Morena Baccarin, David Mazouz, Camren Bicondova, Robin Lord Taylor, James Frain, Natalie Alyn Lind, Cory Michael Smith, and the rest of the main cast sat at the table behind their nameplates, sipping on their complementary bottles of water and waiting for the mediator to arrive and start the panel.

"I'm so sorry, folks," the emcee said over the microphone. "Our mediator Geoff Johns is running a bit late, but the show will start in a few minutes."

The lights dimmed, and the crowd got quiet as a voice blared over the PA. A voice that was all too familiar for the cast of Gotham.

"Where does virgin wool come from?" The voice asked. "Ugly sheep! Ha! No? Nothing? Okay, just wanted to start with a joke. Anyway, give a hand for our fantastic cast! And, I have all their baby photos to show you on a big screen!"

The cast shifted uncomfortably in their seats and hid behind the table embarrassed as a slideshow of their baby pictures played on the big screen behind them. Finally, the screen lifted and the voice continued.

"Okay, now onto business. The panel will start in a few short seconds, but I'd like to introduce myself first. Please give a big round of applause for the Clown Prince of Crime, the Monarch of Mayhem, the Sovereign of Sin, please welcome... Jack Kerr!"

Smoke came out from backstage, and the fourteen-year-old boy with green streaks in his spiky hair and a tuxedo vest over his black street clothes strolled out from behind the curtain, laughing and reining in the huge applause from the wild audience, who assumed his appearance was planned. He stepped behind the podium, laughing and adjusting his hair. He grabbed the flower off his lapel and threw it to the audience, and a flock of teenage girls caught it. Jack winked at them, and one of them fainted.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all. You're all probably wondering where your old mediator, Geoff Johns, is! Well, we did a little switcheroo. Now, he's mediating the Suicide Squad panel with that devilishly handsome guy, Jared Leto, and I'm doing this thing! As for Suicide Squad's original mediator, well, he's... occupied. So, let's begin this panel with a few basic questions!"

"Jack, what are you doing here?" Ben asked, whispering from the cast table.

"I'm the mediator. And now, all the fans want to know... Is Gordon going to get a moustache?"

Ben sat in his seat, bewildered. "What?"

"I mean, Gordon has a moustache in the comics. Bullock has a moustache in the comics and the show! Gordon needs a moustache. Are you just not able to grow a moustache, and you worked the budget too far and you can't buy a fake one?"

"Umm, I feel as if this is a-"

"Oh, that's right! I have to do introductions!" Jack laughed, playfully slapping his forehead. "Bad Jim, distracting me with your moustache stories."

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP AND I WAS JUST-"

"Yeah, we're running too late for introductions. Anyway, let's talk about Barbara. Now... Erin Richards, how are you feeling after falling out of that window?"

Erin Richards at the end of table laughed, flattered, and said, "It's a funny story actually. Ben and I were filming that scene, and I was strapped onto this harness to keep me from falling, and-"

"Whoa! Whoa, wait a second." Jack yelled, making the entire room freeze. "You're British?"

Erin smiled and talked in her normal British accent. "Yes, I am, actually. I was born in Penarth in-"

"Why did you hide this from us?!" Jack screamed. "You have any idea how sexy British accents are?! Use that in the show, and you're my favorite character."

"Oh." Erin blushed. "Well... thank you, I think."

Jack did a little bow, threw his head back and laughed, and crawled up on his podium to talk to David.

"Now, David Mazouz, little Bruce Wayne, Do you realize that you're living every fourteen year old boy's dream? I mean, seriously."

David, sitting in the middle of the table, was taken aback a bit, but smiled at his new mediator. "Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's definitely powerful. I think everyone has at one point or another wanted to be a superhero, and on a show like Gotham, I really get to-"

"No, not being Batman, stupid!" Jack laughed, almost falling off the podium while laughing. "I meant every fourteen year old boy's dream of having Camren Bicondova and Natalie Alyn Lind fighting over them!"

"Oh." David said, confused. "Well, I don't really think of it as fighting, I think of it more as they want different things for Bruce, and of course Silver has-"

"Which one do you think is prettier?"

David paused for a long time waiting for someone to intervene, and no one said anything. "Pardon?"

"Between Camren Bicondova and Natalie Alyn Lind, which one do you think is hotter?"

"Ummm..." David looked on both sides of himself for help. No one said anything. Camren and Natalie were about to say something, but they stayed quiet, equally interested in their co-star's answer. David stuttered for a while, and finally muttered something no one could hear.

"He said Camren!" Jack cheered, and half the audience applauded and shouted in joy.

"What?" David panicked. "I didn't say-"

"If you didn't say Camren, you must have said Natalie!" Jack smirked, and the other half of the audience cheered and clapped.

"No, I didn't-"

"Too late to take it back. Now, let's go to the audience for some fan questions. Harley, bring up the first few question-ees!"

In the front of the audience, a fourteen-year-old girl with blonde hair in pigtails and a red and black miniskirt waved to her boyfriend at the podium and pulled up some people from the audience to come up to the microphone.

"Don't be shy, guys." Harley cheered for people to come up. "They're really nice. The worst they've ever done to my Puddin' is call security."

"Bring'em up, Harley!" Jack cheered, as Harley turned the microphone on and handed it to the first audience member. Jack grinned and asked, "What's your name, fellow fan?"

"FanWriter83!" the fan yelled, making the cast stare at her confused.

"Wait, that's your name?" Donal asked, staring perplexed from the cast table.

"Yep." FanWriter83 said.

"Your actual name is FanWriter83?"

"Right."

"So, on your birth certificate, it says FanWriter83?"

Jack interrupted, laughing and turning to FanWriter83. "What's your question?"

"This is for Bruno Heller and Danny Cannon." she smiled sweetly, turning to the two producers of Gotham. "You know, there's a huge fandom entirely built on BatCat? They're probably the best couple on the show. There are a bunch of fanfictions about them and everything."

"Yes, we've seen them." Danny said. "We always have a lot of fun shooting those scenes."

"Then why do you keep breaking our hearts?!" FanWriter83 screamed. "All we want is like one scene where Selina and Bruce are doing cute, happy things together, and now they Bruce hates her! Why is Silver even there? Theo could've not had Silver and just used the parent's killer identity thing from the start! Do you read any BatCat fanfiction? That's what we want! Okay, I'm calm now." FanWriter83 calmly sat back down in her seat, and Harley gave her a Gotham season one DVD set as a participation gift. After, another girl came up, and Harley gave her the microphone.

"What's your name?" Jack asked politely.

"Nova." the girl smiled. "This question is for Michael Chiklis."

"Wait, that's a name?" Donal asked. "An actual name?"

"Go ahead." Michael said.

"Why do you look like an egg?"

"NEXT!" Michael yelled, not in the mood for yet another humpty-dumpty joke. Harley gave Nova a handshake and a Gotham season one DVD set, and sat her back down.

Jack gave the cue for the next fan question, and a boy came up to the microphone and said, "Hi, my name's TEDOG."

"Okay, are these people for real?" Donal asked. "Your actual name, like the name that'll be on your driver's licence and your library card is TEDOG?"

"Yep." TEDOG said. "I was wondering what your favorite set on the show is."

Donal sighed, "That's it? You're not going to ask something weird and ridiculous like who the hottest cast member is or why Michael Chiklis looks like an egg? You just want to know our favorite sets?"

"That's what I thought I said."

"And you're not going to twist it around to be weird and bizarre and be like what we would do if that set got destroyed? It's just a straight, simple question on what our favorite set is?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I guess my favorite set is-"

"Sorry, we're out of time." Jack grinned, throwing his head back and laughing. "Now, we're onto the games!"

"What?" David asked.

Jack smiled at David and beamed, "Thanks for volunteering, David! Now, it's time for Dating Time with David Mazouz! Harley, cue the spotlight!"

"Wait, I don't think I'm comfortable with-"

"Eenie meenie minie moe, who's gonna win a date with this charming young man who looked way better before he got a haircut?! Come on, pick a pretty one, she's got to compete with Natalie Alyn Lind, who's David's favorite!"

"She's not my favorite!" David yelled.

Jack sighed, "So you think Camren's hotter? You have got to make up your mind here."

The spotlight hovered around the audience, flashing back and forth between random girls in the audience when it started to slow down, slower and slower, and finally stopped on a fan named Nova. She blushed shyly, completely shocked, and David looked over at her hesitantly.

"Come on, David!" Jack cheered. "Go over there and kiss her or something!"

David looked over to his cast mates for help, but they all didn't know what to do. Beside him, Camren shrugged and said, "Well, you did volunteer."

"I didn't volun-" David whisper-shouted at her, before throwing up his arms and accepting his date. Besides, he didn't think she was the worst looking girl in the world.

He slinked down to the audience while the crowd and cast waited anxiously to see what he was going to do. With a confused sigh, David knelt down and tenderly held Nova's hand, shyly kissing it and forcing her into a shy giggle.

"Aw, those two are so cute together!" Jack boomed over the microphone, breaking the silence and making everyone in the room jolt up. "As a special comic-con exclusive, we're paying for you two to go on a date to some kind of restaurant! And by 'we're paying,' we mean Ben Mckenzie is paying."

Ben suddenly jolted around and felt his empty pocket where his wallet once was.

"I guess I could go for pizza." Nova shrugged, still shocked at what was happening.

"I like pizza too." David said.

"Huh." Nova smiled, skipping off happily with her new date.

"Awww." Jack sighed. "Well, it's time for the next part of this panel, where we show special clips from future episodes and tell you guys exclusive information and stuff!"

"Wait, no!" The cast yelled, as Jack cued up the big screen behind him, and the clip started.


"Ha!" Captain Barnes laughed, standing over Jim Gordon with a knife. "I knew you'd figure out that I killed Bruce Wayne's parents, and Lee is dead because of me, and everything has worked out the way I wanted it to!"

Jim grunted, "But how did you bring Jerome back to life? Is he helping you take over Gotham with your super-powered army of warriors?"

"It is true! Firefly has come back to life and can now shoot fire out of her hands! It is true that Selina Kyle has been shrunk because of me and Barbara has lost all her memory, but it'll all be worth it once I, Nathaniel Barnes, am King of Vaudeville!"

Then, at that moment, Edward Nygma with his new dreads and superhero suit, came bursting through the door, his eyes sparkling with electrical energy. "Drop the knife, egg-head! Or you're going to end up dead, just like Theo and Penguin!"

The evil Barnes laughed, "You won't beat me, Nygma. Not when I activate the zombie Kristen Kringle!"

"Do that, and I'll never tell you where I hid your secret daughter!"

"What have you done with Silver, you monster?"

"She's with her secret brother, Bruce Wayne!"

"They're siblings?! That is so wrong! I guess now they'll never date each other, and BatCat will forever be the ultimate OTP. You know, once we un-shrink Selina Kyle and bring her back from the future."

Then, the entire room exploded, killing everyone. Then, Barbara stood up over the wreckage, laughing at her victims, and grinning, "I told you I was the show's best character."


Jack grinned proudly as the cast slapped their foreheads and Bruno Heller put a confused look on his face.

"Well, like the exclusive clip?" Jack asked the audience. "I can't wait to see it go viral on Facebook!"

"That's not happening." Bruno growled.

Ben gasped, "Wait, we're not? We shot that scene for nothing? And we weren't getting paid?!"

"You called in and told us to shoot the scene because you were sick!" Sean whined.

Bruno sighed, "Okay, who was holding the camera while you were doing this?"

Robin held up his hand.

"Okay, Robin, you are officially banned from touching the cameras on set ever again. And second, how did you copy my voice, Jack?"

"It's not hard." Jack shrugged. "Just make your voice raspy, low, and British. Try it, everyone!"

Bruno Heller hid his face, embarrassed, as the audience and the rest of the cast started trying out bad low-pitched, British accents.

"Okay, guys, I think we're out of time here." Jack said sadly. "But remember, watch Gotham Mondays on FOX. Soon, you'll see my name in the writer's section! Now, I'm going to leave you with a huge spoiler about the future... Barbara dies at the end!"

"Barbara doesn't die." Bruno growled.

"Barbara lives through the season!" Jack beamed. "That's going to trend over Facebook in minutes! Now, goodbye everybody, and remember. Frowning takes more effort than smiling, so just smile, laugh, and do something funny every day. When we see something funny, we want to do something else funny, and someone else will see it, and soon, the whole world will be laughing! Ha! Harley, get the car, we're going to blow this-"

The door swung open, and everyone's head turned at once to see David Mazouz holding hands with Nova and smiling, "Hey guys! This is my new girlfriend Nova."

"Aw." Nova sighed, kissing his cheek.

Jack grinned proudly. "Told you you'd thank me later."

Props go to FanWriter83, TEDOG, and Chaos Supernova for making special guest appearances in this chapter! Go check them out, they are all amazing writers and you are so stupid if you don't follow each and every one of them! Many more parodies coming soon, so stay tuned, and thanks for your support!