Disclaimer: I don't own Dan or Phil.

Bre, you are my best friend, and I love you. The world isn't certain, the future isn't certain, but it is certain that Jehovah gave us each other. And I will do everything in my power to make your day a little brighter. So I hope this makes you smile. :)


Texts


9:43am: "Good morning:)"

9:44am: "Good morning!"

9:44am: "Sleep well?"

9:45am: "A little tossing and turning. You?"

9:47am: "Not bad. The bus hit a few potholes, but not bad. Phil is eating my cereal again."

9:47am: "Go eat it with him?"

9:48am: "Nah, it's fine. He ran out yesterday and we haven't stopped for groceries yet."

9:52am: "My mom hasn't gone groceries yet either. My brother ran out of pop tarts and he's dying, lol."

9:53am: "Gone groceries? What? Is that an American thing, lol?"

9:55am: "I know, lol. My whole family says it. It just happened. And no, it's not an American thing. Just a Payne thing, lol."

9:55am: "lol"

10:02am: "Where are you?"

10:02am: "On a bus."

10:03am: "Wow, lol, I would have never guessed. You're so funny. I'm going to die I'm laughing so hard."

10:03am: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I know I'm hilarious. I don't actually know where we are."

10:04am: "Idiot."

10:06am: "It's not like I've taken a road trip across America before."

10:11am: "It's okay, I'm bad with directions, lol. I get lost driving home from Mimi's and she's right up the street, lol."

10:12am: "Who's Mimi?"

10:15am: "My grandma, lol. Sorry, another Payne thing."

10:23am: "What do you call your parents?"

10:25am: "Mom and Dad?"

10:25am: "Well at least that's normal, lol."

10:27am: "Wait til you hear about the rest of my family, lol."

10:32: "Everyone in my family has normal names. Mum. Dad. Grandma. Grandpa."

10:33am: "What is normal in today's society...?"

10:34am: "Touché."

10:37am: "I don't want to get up."

10:37am: "Same."

10:38am: "It's okay, Phil brought me food. Crisis averted."

10:39am: "I hate you. You don't even have to go downstairs to get food."

10:43am: "Sorry, lol."

10:49am: "Food acheived."

10:54am: "What are you doing today?"

11:02am: "Cleaning up around the house. And then I was going to have Carrie over later. You?"

11:05am: "Driving, driving, driving, and then Phil and I were going to explore the city a bit. Whenever we get there lol."

11:12am: "That sounds like fun though."

11:13am: "Yeah, I'm just ready to go home. I miss my couch crease."

11:17am: "haha I'm sitting in mine. You only have a few more shows left! It'll go by quick."

11:23am: "I know I'm just anxious to be home."

11:23am: "Is anyone house sitting for you guys?"

11:27am: "Nope. Phil is very worried for his plants."

11:44am: "I could see why. Poor plants :( they probably miss him."

1:34pm: "Sorry, got distracted on tumblr. I sent you some things I was laughing at."

2:03pm: "That's okay, I've been cleaning lol."

2:12pm: "What are you cleaning?"

2:23pm: "My room. Mostly. I was laying on the floor on instagram. Details lol."

2:23pm: "productive haha."

2:25pm: "I can literally only clean when Carrie is here laying on my bed. I don't know why. But I'm only productive when Carrie's here."

2:32pm: "I'm not very tidy myself, so don't worry lol."

2:33pm: "I know I remember your video on tidiness hahhahaha"

2:43pm: "Cheeky."

3:03pm: "that's me."

4:52pm: "Phil just chased pigeons in the city again. And then nearly ran into an old lady."

5:07pm: "oh my lord, Phillip. Why are you the way that you are?"

5:08pm: "he was apologizing so much and there's these teenage girls who recognized us and was watching this old lady chew Phil out in the middle of the city I don't think he's ever been so embarrassed."

5:08pm: "AWWWHHH GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME HE'S SO ADORABLE."

5:09pm: "okay?"

5:10pm: "that was Carrie btw. Back now."

5:10pm: "ohhhh I was wondering."

5:11pm: "I mean he is adorable but you're moreso, so there's that"

5:12pm: "Subtle"

5:14pm: "Shut it."

7:43pm: "Phil found a really cute gift for Carrie. Don't tell her anything but she's going to love it."

8:05pm: "Awhhh that's so sweet! If it's from Phil I'm sure she will love it :)"

8:32pm: "Don't worry, I got something for you too."

8:35pm: "AWWWHHH THANK YOU!"

8:36pm: "You're welcome:)"

11:32pm: "I fell asleep during Free what is wrong with me."

11:35pm: "how dare you."

11:43pm: "I'm going to bed. Goodnight! :)"

11:43: "goodnight bre :)"