Disclaimer: I don't own Dan or Phil.
Bre, you are my best friend, and I love you. The world isn't certain, the future isn't certain, but it is certain that Jehovah gave us each other. And I will do everything in my power to make your day a little brighter. So I hope this makes you smile. :)
Texts
9:43am: "Good morning:)"
9:44am: "Good morning!"
9:44am: "Sleep well?"
9:45am: "A little tossing and turning. You?"
9:47am: "Not bad. The bus hit a few potholes, but not bad. Phil is eating my cereal again."
9:47am: "Go eat it with him?"
9:48am: "Nah, it's fine. He ran out yesterday and we haven't stopped for groceries yet."
9:52am: "My mom hasn't gone groceries yet either. My brother ran out of pop tarts and he's dying, lol."
9:53am: "Gone groceries? What? Is that an American thing, lol?"
9:55am: "I know, lol. My whole family says it. It just happened. And no, it's not an American thing. Just a Payne thing, lol."
9:55am: "lol"
10:02am: "Where are you?"
10:02am: "On a bus."
10:03am: "Wow, lol, I would have never guessed. You're so funny. I'm going to die I'm laughing so hard."
10:03am: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I know I'm hilarious. I don't actually know where we are."
10:04am: "Idiot."
10:06am: "It's not like I've taken a road trip across America before."
10:11am: "It's okay, I'm bad with directions, lol. I get lost driving home from Mimi's and she's right up the street, lol."
10:12am: "Who's Mimi?"
10:15am: "My grandma, lol. Sorry, another Payne thing."
10:23am: "What do you call your parents?"
10:25am: "Mom and Dad?"
10:25am: "Well at least that's normal, lol."
10:27am: "Wait til you hear about the rest of my family, lol."
10:32: "Everyone in my family has normal names. Mum. Dad. Grandma. Grandpa."
10:33am: "What is normal in today's society...?"
10:34am: "Touché."
10:37am: "I don't want to get up."
10:37am: "Same."
10:38am: "It's okay, Phil brought me food. Crisis averted."
10:39am: "I hate you. You don't even have to go downstairs to get food."
10:43am: "Sorry, lol."
10:49am: "Food acheived."
10:54am: "What are you doing today?"
11:02am: "Cleaning up around the house. And then I was going to have Carrie over later. You?"
11:05am: "Driving, driving, driving, and then Phil and I were going to explore the city a bit. Whenever we get there lol."
11:12am: "That sounds like fun though."
11:13am: "Yeah, I'm just ready to go home. I miss my couch crease."
11:17am: "haha I'm sitting in mine. You only have a few more shows left! It'll go by quick."
11:23am: "I know I'm just anxious to be home."
11:23am: "Is anyone house sitting for you guys?"
11:27am: "Nope. Phil is very worried for his plants."
11:44am: "I could see why. Poor plants :( they probably miss him."
1:34pm: "Sorry, got distracted on tumblr. I sent you some things I was laughing at."
2:03pm: "That's okay, I've been cleaning lol."
2:12pm: "What are you cleaning?"
2:23pm: "My room. Mostly. I was laying on the floor on instagram. Details lol."
2:23pm: "productive haha."
2:25pm: "I can literally only clean when Carrie is here laying on my bed. I don't know why. But I'm only productive when Carrie's here."
2:32pm: "I'm not very tidy myself, so don't worry lol."
2:33pm: "I know I remember your video on tidiness hahhahaha"
2:43pm: "Cheeky."
3:03pm: "that's me."
4:52pm: "Phil just chased pigeons in the city again. And then nearly ran into an old lady."
5:07pm: "oh my lord, Phillip. Why are you the way that you are?"
5:08pm: "he was apologizing so much and there's these teenage girls who recognized us and was watching this old lady chew Phil out in the middle of the city I don't think he's ever been so embarrassed."
5:08pm: "AWWWHHH GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME HE'S SO ADORABLE."
5:09pm: "okay?"
5:10pm: "that was Carrie btw. Back now."
5:10pm: "ohhhh I was wondering."
5:11pm: "I mean he is adorable but you're moreso, so there's that"
5:12pm: "Subtle"
5:14pm: "Shut it."
7:43pm: "Phil found a really cute gift for Carrie. Don't tell her anything but she's going to love it."
8:05pm: "Awhhh that's so sweet! If it's from Phil I'm sure she will love it :)"
8:32pm: "Don't worry, I got something for you too."
8:35pm: "AWWWHHH THANK YOU!"
8:36pm: "You're welcome:)"
11:32pm: "I fell asleep during Free what is wrong with me."
11:35pm: "how dare you."
11:43pm: "I'm going to bed. Goodnight! :)"
11:43: "goodnight bre :)"
