Maharl100: HO HO HO merry Christmas!

Taoren46: You get lazy and lazier I swear.

Goku: It's already Christmas?

Maharl100: Yup, beside Taoren46 I have my reasons. Depression, hatred of school, Anxiety, hatred for school, did I mention hatred of school.

Sanzo: You said it three times.

Gojyo: Yeah we get it you hate school.

Hakkai: How are you and Taoren46 related when she enjoyed school and you just plain hate it?

Maharl100: Taoren46 is the black sheep of our family.

Goku: Enough talking, what you get for Christmas?

Maharl100: Do you really want to know?

Goku: uhuh.

Maharl100: Tell you after the chapter. Okay this is Goku turned into a girl chapter 7. This is the readers present from me.


Goku turned into a girl! Chapter 7

"Hakkaiiiiiii." Goku pouted, putting the puppy down, he ran after him. Gojyo helped him into jeep again and they went back to the inn. By now it was time for bed.

"Goku you should go change, its bed time." Hakkai told him.

"But Hakkai, I don't want to wear it." Goku shook his head.

"Goku..." Hakkai said, he may not have said much but the way he looked at him. It was like he was giving Goku a lecture.

Goku frowned; slowly he graded the handle of the plastic bag and made his way to the bathroom in his and Sanzo's room.

Sanzo turned to Hakkai and Gojyo. "Wear what, there just Pajamas aren't they?"

Gojyo broke into Laughter. "You'll see, hurry up missy and show the monk your nighties."

"SHUT UP!" Goku shouted "This is hard to take off." he added a minute later.

"Would you like help?" Gojyo asked.

"If you're the one giving it then, NO!" was Goku's answer. "Hakkai, can you help me?" he asked a minute later.

"I suppose." Hakkai face had 'what am I thinking' written on it as he walked over towards the bathroom, Goku open the door and let him in. Five minutes later the door opened again, Hakkai walked out alone. Sanzo and Gojyo looked towards the door, waiting for Goku to come out. Hakkai turned around looking into the bathroom. "Goku, come out."

"No." Goku replied, hiding in the back of the bathroom.

"You have to come out sometime, monkey girl." Gojyo told him.

"I'll come out when Sanzo's fast asleep." Goku remarked.

Sanzo's eye bow rose, what was Goku wearing that was so bad he'd wait in a bathroom till he fell asleep. Sanzo watched Hakkai and Gojyo walk into the bathroom. "NO NO NO NO NO, I SAID NO DAMN IT." Goku kicked and screamed, as Hakkai and Gojyo picked him up and brought him out of the bathroom. Goku clamped his eyes shut he didn't want to see Sanzo face expression to him in a sexy hot pink lingerie. (Maharl100: Google Mia Fuchsia Chemise under images and you'll know which one he's wearing. LOL) The two put Goku down.

"... ... ..." Sanzo had nothing to say, he could only stair at Goku.

'Bet the monk didn't see that coming. Hahahaha.' Gojyo laughed to himself.

Sanzo slowly turn to Gojyo staring daggers at him.

"Don't look at me the women in the store dress him in it." Gojyo said in defense.

Sanzo turned away sighing.

"You're just going to have to deal with it, Sanzo." said Hakkai.

"Tch..." was Sanzo reply.

"Well, me and Gojyo will be going back to are room, now." Hakkai and Gojyo made their way to the door.

"Don't go doing anything you'll regret monk, the last thing we need is a screaming baby." Gojyo said before leaving the room with Hakkai, as Sanzo shot at the wall beside him.

Goku walked over to the bed and slid into it. Sanzo laid down in bed, he could hear Goku's silent sod in his head, but Sanzo knew there was nothing he could do. He knew all he was capable of doing was hope, and he knew that was all it was. He closed his eyes and tried to get some sleep.

Night flew by and morning came with the sun shining in through the window of Sanzo and Goku's room.

Sanzo turned to the door as Hakkai came into the room to wake the two up. "Did I wake you?"

"No, I didn't sleep to well." Sanzo sat up in bed, his eye's immediately went straight to Goku on the bed. The blanket covered Goku's curled up form.

Gojyo came in all dressed. "Did the monkey turn back into a male?" Gojyo asked.

Sanzo got out of bed "One way to find out." he walked over to Goku on the bed. He reached for the covers and pulled them off.


Goku: Well what you get, what you get, what you get.

Maharl100: I don't know Taoren46 is it appropriate?

Taoren46: Of cares it's not, but since when has that ever stopped you?

Maharl100: I know why am I even asking. Well any ways it's a body pillow Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara who shirt is half way unbutton.

Sanzo: Well at least it's not Goku.

Maharl100: Oh you just wait I'll find one someday, besides I have this one. (Hugs Goku)

Goku: Hakkai, Sanzo help me.

Hakkai: Well I suppose this is all for this chapter.

Maharl100: Wait Gojyo say Ho Ho Ho.

Gojyo: Ho Ho Ho!

Taoren46: (Smack Gojyo) don't call people Ho's Kappa.

Gojyo: Maharl100 told me to for Christmas.

Taoren46: I know, I hit you for doing what she said.

Maharl100 and Goku: Well we hope you all have a remember able Christmas, and a happy new year's. Bye bye. (Maharl100 kisses Goku under the mistletoe)