Dear Diary
September 9th, 2016
TODAY WAS NOT A GOOD DAY!
FIRST , WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY I FELL TRYING TO GET OUT OF BED AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE FLOOR! THEN WHEN I TURNED ON THE SHOWER THERE WAS NO HOT WATER SO I HAD TO SHOWER COLD! IF THAT WAS NOT BAD ENOUGH I RAN OUT OF NINJA TOOTH PASTE SO I HAD TO USE NINJA BAKING SODA!
I HATE NINJA BAKING SODA!
WHENEVER YOU OPEN NINJA BAKING SODA YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT STEALING YOUR SHIT! WHEN I WAS GETTING DRESSED I TRIPPED OVER AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE FLOOR AGAIN WHILE TRYING TO PUT PANTS ON SO I MAY HAVE A MILD CONCUSSION! WHEN I WENT DOWN STAIRS TO EAT I CAME TO FIND OUT THAT HANABI ATE ALL THE CINNAMON BUNS JUST SO I COULDN'T HAVE ANY. SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE THEM! SO I HAD TO ACCIDENTLY PUSH HER OUT OF A WINDOW THIS TIME!
DO YOU THNK I LIKE HURTING HANABI? YOU THINK I'M SOME SORT OF MONSTER THAT ENJOYS CAUSING PAIN TO MY LITTLE SISTER? DO YOU THINK MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO HURT YOU?
But I could handle all of that...
It's no big deal shit happens...
but what made today a shitty ass day was...
NARUTO DECLARED HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR SAKURA!
MY HERO DECLARED HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR BITCH FACE!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I needa moment
H.
