Unlike the previous one, this night wasn't as dark as the last. The moon shone a little brighter.
Big was once again asleep.
Once again, Froggy looked around before hopping into the living room. Leaping onto the computer, he fired up its word processor and positioned himself on the keyboard before starting to type once more.
I hope that sleeping won't be too difficult for you after yesterday, my friends. I'm Froggy, I'm back, and I'm honestly beginning to wonder what I'm doing with my life now. I apologize for losing my cool yesterday and swearing like a sailor; I was more than a little unnerved by what I read. I also apologize in advance for any swearing fits on my part again today. I will do my best to avoid such things, but I can make no promises.
As promised yesterday, I'm going to be reviewing fanfiction again. I'm going to be retuning to Yoshi 2.1's Sonic the Cat. Chapter 2 is on today's menu, and I will be offering commentary as I review. I hope that you didn't eat much; I'd hate to cause anybody to lose their lunch.
(The original story will be in plain script. My commentary will be sectioned off and in bold.)
Chapter 2
Sonic was still running through Station Square, wondering about what happened just a minute ago.
I'd be wondering this, too. I checked in on Blaze earlier today to make sure nothing had changed without my noticing. She's still the same proud, shy, and somewhat asocial cat that all of Sonic's friends know and love. Hopefully she's too busy to read fanfiction; otherwise, she runs the risk of coming across her depiction in THIS story, and that's a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
I can't believe it, that was totally weird, first Blaze didn't recognize me, then she tried to hit on me, then she almost kissed me, if I hadn't used that Justin Timberlake trick on her, I wouldn't have gotten away in time'', Sonic said to himself.
I have a few questions.
What made you think that "that Justin Timberlake trick" would work on her? Who on Earth is Justin Timberlake, and why should she care?
"Wouldn't have gotten away in time"? It was already established - in the previous chapter, no less - that getting turned into a cat hasn't cost you your speed. This isn't like the time that you turned into a werehog, Sonic. You're still as fast as ever.
But in the process, Sonic accidentally bumps into Knuckles along the way.
Why is Yoshi 2.1 randomly switching between past and present tense for this narrative? Sonic said, then accidentally bumps…
Sorry about that, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'', Sonic apologized.
…then apologized. It's just not good form in writing.
No problem, hey wait a minute, you sound familiar'', Knuckles said.
…No way. It can't be that easy.
Of course I do Knuckles, it's me Sonic'', He told him.
Oh man, what happened to you?'', Knuckles asked.
So let me get this straight. It took Knuckles about five seconds to realize that Sonic was actually who he said he was and immediately starts interacting with him as usual, but Blaze couldn't get it into her skull after at least two minutes of thinking and exposition from Sonic? Seriously?
I had an accident in Tails' lab, and I got turned into a cat'', Sonic explained.
Man, that's not good'', Knuckles said.
And Knuckles just takes this in stride? No questioning how Tails managed to goof up, despite being spot-on with his gadgetry building almost every other time? Some friend he is.
Yeah I know, and to make things worse, Blaze didn't know it was me, now she's developed a crush on me and she's trying to catch me and make me her cat toy'', Sonic explained.
Don't you mean boy toy'', Knuckles corrected.
I was wondering that too, actually.
No, cat toy, on account of me being a cat, get the message'', Sonic countered.
…That was a bad joke and Yoshi 2.1 should feel bad.
So, what are you going to do now?'', Knuckles asked.
In the meantime I'm gonna find a place to hide so Blaze can't catch me'', Sonic replied.
This would sound reasonable, if not for the fact that you are stating that you are trying to hide from Blaze, who would normally let anyone who wanted to be alone be alone.
Okay,good luck'', Knuckles said before leaving
Later Knux'', Sonic said before speeding off again
For 3 hours now, Sonic was busy looking for a place to hide in so Blaze wouldn't find him, he tried hiding up in a tree, but that was no good, he tried hiding in an alley, he even tried hiding behind a big rock, but those were no good either. He was just about to give up until he saw a bush in the park nearby. He ran over and jumped into it.
In an attempt to hide from the pussy (cat), he jumps into a bush. I can't help but wonder if Yoshi 2.1 actually planned this little bit of innuendo.
As long as I hide in this bush, Blaze will never find me'', Sonic said.
But he suddenly got startled slightly when he heard Blaze's voice
Oh, come on! He's been on the run for three whole hours, and the minute he stops to actually hide, she's already there? Is Yoshi 2.1's Blaze supposed to be omnipresent?
Where are you my darling, I know you're here somewhere'', she called out.
Aw man, she must've followed the smoke trail I left behind when I ran off earlier'', Sonic said quietly.
that's
not
how
it
works
Come out come out wherever you are'', Blaze called playfully.
This fic should have been called Sonic the Mouse. You know, because he's being forced into a poorly written and sexualized game of Cat and Mouse.
…That was terrible, but I regret nothing.
Sonic then listened quietly as he heard the sound of her walking away. But just be sure, he poked his head out of the bush to see if she was really gone.
You idiot. Why just poke your head out? You're Sonic the Hedgehog. You run fast. You break the sound barrier whenever you feel like it. Blaze could be just a few feet away and you'd be halfway to Pumpkin Hill before she could take so much as a step. Why hide when you can run?
Sonic sighed in relief as he came out of the bush.
You idiot.
That was really close, if she had caught me I don't know what she'd do'', Sonic said.
But just before Sonic could leave someone grabbed his arm and pushed his back against a tree. It was none other than Blaze who had pinned him against the tree.
Gotcha baby", Blaze said.
I'm still trying to imagine these words coming out of Blaze's mouth. It just doesn't work.
What the-, how did you catch me?'', Sonic asked surprised.
You actually thought I left, I just hid behind a tree to trick you into coming out so I could snag you'', Blaze admitted.
Congratulations, Sonic, you got played by a teenage cat that has clearly lost more than a few brain cells to her raging sex drive. I'm honestly wondering if you're trying to get caught.
You're mischievous, you know that", Sonic commented.
I know, I do the best I can, and I heard what you said, and If I had caught you I would,ve done this'', She told him.
Before Sonic could reply, Blaze pressed her lips against his in an unexpected kiss. Sonic tried to push her off but failed, Blaze was suprisingly more stronger than he thought. Sonic shivered slightly when he felt her tongue entering his mouth, licking his own, in fact Blaze's tongue practically wrapped itself around Sonic's, mixing her saliva with his. Sonic just felt more uncomfortable than before, for as Blaze had him in this position, and with her tongue dwelling within his mouth, he wasn't gonna be escaping anytime soon. The kiss lasted for several minutes until Blaze finally pulled away, licking Sonic's lips before retracting her tongue back in her mouth completely.
…I wanted to make a smartass comment so, so badly. Unfortunately, words have failed me at the moment. My brain is just reeling in horror while visualizing what I just read. I am also getting the strange, terrible feeling that continuing down this path will only end up desensitizing me to this terrible shit that people call romance.
MMM, your mouth tastes delicious honey'', Blaze commented as she let him go.
Ha ha, you made a big mistake in releasing me, I'm outta here", Sonic said before zooming off.
So what I want to know is why didn't you "zoom off" as soon as you heard that she was nearby.
Blaze giggled to herself.
He doesn't realize that running away only makes me love him even more", Blaze said as she ran after him again.
In what sick, sad, demented world does this logic make sense
I could keep chasing him like this all day and night if I wanted to'', She said to herself.
Boy what a chapter. It took me 3 whole weeks to finish this chapter.
Cool story, Yoshi 2.1. I get the impression that it will take me a lot longer than three weeks to have the horror that is this story fade from my mind. I am going to have words with the so-called "friend" that recommended this story to me.
Either way, I'm gonna be making other stories for awhile, so I might not have any time to work on a third chapter unless I get the chance. So please don't send any negative reviews to me.
Check Ya Later.
It is a dark path that we tread, my friends. A dark path, indeed. Thankfully, we're already halfway through the story. Until next time, I, Froggy, am signing out.
