HAHAHAHAAAA! I FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T I?!

...No?

:(

I was, somewhat, kidding about wanting the story to get 500 views with four chapters, that aren't that long, or that good. I'm not popular just yet :3

But hey, I REALLY like this story! I'm going to be writing for this one a LOT, I can already tell :3

So, what do you guys think of this so far? Epic? Amazing? Stupid? So horrible I should kill myself?

...I'll be honest, the last one's the one I expect the most of...

Don't I have great self-esteem?

I try to make stories as canon as possible, the only thing I changed was making a manor, having the kids live close to each other, since it's never stated, and showed their parents. Their parents are NEVER SHOWN, so I just assumed they were dead.

Aren't I a horrible person?

But no, seriously, why are the parents never shown!? It drives me nuts sometimes XD

I think I've gotten the point across that I only own this, and disclaimers get annoying after a while, so I own nothing but this, Jonochrome owns everything to do with Riddle School except this, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blaaaaaaaah.

Without any further adeu, I present to you...


Chapter I - Naught but a Lie


Smiley slowly opened her eyes from what felt like a long dream. The last time this happened, Phil nearly rushed into the room she was captive in. This time, her door was clearly locked, and there were multiple things around that she could use to escape.

She slowly twisted from a lying to a sitting position, and hopped off the bed. This time, she wouldn't be any damsel in distress. She was going to help everyone in every way she could.

A speaker in the room turned on, and a loud message came out.

"Phil Eggtree is dead. And you, his pathetic friends, won't be able to do anything about it! Eyahahahaha!"

The message replayed multiple times over in Smiley's head. Phil...dead? No, there was no way that could be possible!

Holding back her tears, she resolved to make sure that, if he was dead, he would not have died in vain, and if he wasn't, still beat the Hell out of the guy who did this.

Scanning the room, she picked out a large book, a small dagger, and a tinfoil hat. She used the knife on the hat to make the edges pointy, and threw the book at the door, destroying it. Walking into a large hallway, she saw five doors. One was the exit, one was a power room, and three were normal rooms. That made five rooms, since she just came out of a normal room. She decided to go into the one the felt hot, and she was right in thinking it was Zack's.

The boy in question was locked in a cage. "Smiley? What're you doing here? Where's Phil?"

"I found a bunch of things in my room I could use to escape, and I have no idea where Phil is," she responded. "Now, let's get you out of here, Zack."

She found nothing of use in the room, and Zack obviously tried melting the bars, so she tried sawing the bars with the knife.

Surprisingly, it worked. After Zack walked through the open bars, he said nothing more, and walked out of the room.

Smiley felt extremely tired, strangely, and could barely keep conscious, before completely passing out.

"Useless...only the girl is good for anything. The other two are easily disposable. Minion number forty-three, come here," ordered...something sitting at a chair, staring at multiple monitors. All of which were targeting either Phil, Phred, Zack, or Smiley.

"Minion forty-three, reporting for duty!" Said the Zack that Smiley freed, obediently.

"Bring me the girl. She is the only one who will be of use. The boy will regret everything he's ever done," the thing said. "Now go. I have some business to attend to with a certain boy..."

"Yes, commander!" The minion said, and ran away to get Smiley's body.

"I have been waiting for this for a long time, Phil Eggtree..." the creature said, looking directly at Phil's screen. He was doing nothing more that sitting on the ground, staring down, occasional movement in the form of sobs showing. "Project Vizion is but my vision. Except, why destroy the worlds, when I can use them myself? You will be my greatest feat as of yet," it said, turning on the speaker. "Phil Eggtree, your time is near. It is only natural you'd be filled with fear."

Phil looked directly at the camera, and said something he never thought he would say in his life. "You bastard...I'LL KILL YOU!"

The creature laughed. "That is a good idea...except, it will not be me you fight," said the creature, and forced the speaker offline.

"I wonder just how amusing this will be..." wondered the commander, before pressing a button.

"You have failed this test, minion five hundred seventy four. Report to my office. Now."

"B-But Te-" stuttered the minion.

"NEVER SAY MY NAME IN THIS FACILITY! REPORT TO MY OFFICE, NOW!" Shouted 'Te', before mashing the button once again.

"Hopefully watching him die will make today worth it..." they mumbled, before writing a report on a piece of paper.


Man, I had SO many spots I could've ended it, but I almost feel like writing the entire story in one chapter!

...I almost did that, too XD

But no, I have a LOT more that I've thought of for this story.

A little trivia for you, if you don't mind! :3

The name I found for the antagonist was created using a 'Super villain name generator'. I'm good at writing, but can't come up with names. Kuru Daku, my second OC, was named by a friend of mine, who's credited quite a bit on my page :P

He's also the one who put Kuru in the starting light, so, bonus points for you, Kasai!

The original title of this was going to be "Smiley Takes Action", a reference to the Unitale fight, and fanmade song, "Alphys Takes Action", if only partially.

And, of course, there's a DBZ Abridged reference in there, somewhat. Can anyone find it? If you do, leave a review, or PM me, what it is you think the reference is!

...I'm seriously running out of things to write in these. I might need to stop writing these for a while to get my creative juices flowing...

...That sounds wrong.

Well, I've ranted for long enough. My name is Unknown, and I will see ALL of you fine viewers, in the next chapter! Ciao!