We appreciate the reviews. They were surprisingly all very nice, thanks.
Chapter 9
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Tweek for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Tweek.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes wearing a hood with a question mark on it started flying towards me on a broomstick!he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Mysterion!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Mysterion shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Mysterion fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Craig." he yelled. "Thou must kill Stan Marsh!"
I thought about Stan and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Tweek had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Tweek went out with Stan before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, Mysterion!" I shouted back.
Mysterion gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Tweek!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Mysterion got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Stan, then thou know what will happen to Tweek!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Tweek came into the woods.
"Tweek!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
