Personally this is my favorite chapter. Tara, the original author, first says that vampires can't die by slitting their wrists and and not even two paragraphs later a character who is a vampire dies by slitting their wrists? Like tara make up your mind girl. There are mentions of self harm in this chapter. Again all spelling mistakes are there for a reason.
Chapter 20
I was really scared about Mysterion all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Red Guinea 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are Wendy, Stan, Tweek, Kyle (although we call him Jewboy now. He has red curly hair with purple streaks in it.) and Chef. Only today Tweek and Stan were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Tweek was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Stan was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my six pack and tiny matching shorts that said red racer on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
We were singing a cover of 'Spaceman' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Craig! Are you OK?" Wendy asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Mysterion came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Stan! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Tweek. But if I don't kill Stan, then Mysterion, will fucking kill Tweek!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Tweek jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking underwear gnome loving prep!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Tweek started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Pc principal walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Craig, Tweek has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
