Ancient Nations world meeting:
"Scandinavia, you are first to present your current status on your children."
"Denmark is a little shit. Norway's magic is...something. Sweden still wants to make Finland his wife when they are older. And Iceland is to precious for this world."
He sat down ignoring the glares of the other parents.
"Celtic Isles, you are next."
"Scotland kicked Rome's ass. Ireland and Wales are getting along well enough. North Ireland is behaving himself. England has been learning magic also. Gaul sucks."
"Gaul, refrain from killing her. You are up next."
"My young France is better than that uncivilized red head's son from the north. Not only is he civilized, he is more handsome than eyebrows."
"Keivan Rus, your turn to speak."
"Russia has made friends with Native America's boy. Belarus and Ukraine are friends with Hungary and Leichtenstine. Germania, Prussia keeps attacking Russia and it makes him sad. The Baltics are making friends."
"Mongolia."
"My China will still rule the world. That is all."
"Again, a disturbing thought. Byzantium."
"Scandinavia is cool. I kicked Germania's ass, but I like his rules. Keivan Rus is a babe. Hey sweetheart. Mongolia, stop attacking my wife. The kids are awesome."
"Native America."
"My sweet Kanata and Dyami are well behaved children. They have made friends. Kanata with Prussia and Dyami with Russia."
"Carthage."
"Spain and Portugal are doing well. They know how to clean and that is good."
"Maya empire."
"My Mexico is the greatest and the others are mature."
"Alright. My turn. Holy Rome is a good child and is in love with Rome's crybaby grandchild Italy. Why, I have no idea. Prussia is still picking fight with Hungary. Switzerland and Austria do not get along and Liechtenstein is adorable. Now this meeting is at an end."
Russia and Dyami were playing in a corner with England. France, Spain, and Prussia were dragging Kanata around. Denmark was fighting Scotland, the two Ireland's, and Wales to impress Norway. It didn't. Iceland was with Hong Kong and the other Asian countries with a teenaged China. Sweden followed Finland around like a guard dog, making sure that Finland was safe at all times. Romano, Seborga, Portugal, and the Oceania children were playing the 'I have the worst parent ever.' Romano and Seborga were winning by a landslide. All the girls were at their own little corner with Austria. Switzerland was with his sister. And Rome was fangirling with Holy Rome about Italy.
