Yea so we don't know what's even happening in this chapter so yea. Anyway mentions of self harm. And people die but not really. We appreciate all reviews and our glad you guys are enjoying the story.

Chapter 11

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Wendy tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. PC principal chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a spaceman song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black shirt with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Garrison was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Randy was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Stan ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Garrison and Randy pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Garrison and Randy a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, PC principal ran in. "Craig, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Garrison and Randy and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Chef ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Chef? You're just a little student!"

"I MAY BE A HANKEYS STUDENT…." chef paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This cannot be." Garrison said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where PC principal wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Randy held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

"Why are you doing this?" Randy said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Chef said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

"Because you're goffic?" Garrison asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HIM!"