Chapter 13

Stan and I ran up the stairs looking for PC principal. We were so scared.

"PC PRINCIPAL !" we both yelled. PC principal came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.

"Mysterion has Tweek!" we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice. His sunglasses gleamed menacingly.

"No! Don't! We need to save Tweek!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Mysterion does to Tweek. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Craig." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Stan started crying. "My Tweek!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him even though I was annoyed that he called Tweek his. but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Mysterion's lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"

It was….. Mysterion!