Ancient Nations world meeting:
"Due to the many complaints in the suggestion box, we will have a day where we pretend like we are doing things that are productive when in reality, we don't do anything." Germania grouched.
"So we get to eat pasta and procrastinate?" Rome asked with puppylike eyes.
"Ja, we can procrastinate."
"How about we do one of those team trust exercises?" Gual suggested.
So many groans met her question.
"Mongolia, do you thing that you can reach my knife in my tunic?" Celtic Isles asked.
"I'll try." Mongolia strained against the ropes that bound him and the pissed off ginger.
"NOT THERE YE PERVERT!"
"Sorry, but we are kind of tied up at the moment."
"You did not just say that, I swear to the Fairy Queen."
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"See, I told you that the corgis were the fairies preferred choice of transportation!" Wales proclaimed.
"None of us questioned you, little brother." Scotland whispered while rocking a sleeping England.
"Don't be so loud, ya wake the wee laddie." The twin Irelands chimed.
"Hey Prussia, if you think the Krampus is scary, you should see the Wendigo!"
"Dyami, you shouldn't say it's name! It will come after you and kill you!"
"No it wont! I'm the hero!"
"So what should we do with our Orc?"
"I vote that we go to Isengard so someone has to shout 'They're taking the chibis to Isengard!'"
"Brilliant."
"I made you this scarf little brother."
"Thank you big sister Ukraine!"
"I also got you this bow Belarus!"
"Thanks."
No one knows where the other chibis went. There are no security cameras in BC.
