Chapter 15

Craig Craig!" shouted Tweek sadly. "No, please, come back!"

But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Stan!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Red racer on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Tweek and Stan. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my guinea pig themed watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic shiry that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Tweek!

"Craig I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most Handsome boi in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "your my Craig and I'm your Tweek " (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when the whole town of south park was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Cartman and his gang stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Tweek's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Randy shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.