Ancient Nations world meeting:
"I vote we just order pizza and do karaoke."
To everyone's surprise, Germania was the one to suggest that.
"Alright children. Auntie Gaul is going to tell you how babies are born."
An uneasiness went through all of the children as they got the sense that they will never be the same.
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYY WILLLLL ALLLLLLWWWAAAAYYYYSSSSSSS, LOOve yooOOOOOoooouuuuuUUUU."
"SOMEONE STOP ROME BEFORE MY EARS BLEED!"
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"Edelweiss, Edelweiss, Every morning you greet me. Small and white, clean and bright, bless my homeland forever..."
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"Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
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"Oh my God!"
And then Aztec and Maya started singing a duet.
"It's tough to be a god, tread where mortals never trod..."
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"Land of bear and land of eagle, land that gave us birth and blessing, land that calls us ever homeward, we will go home across the mountains. We will go home, we will go home, we will go home across the mountains..."
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"Someone holds me safe and warm, horses prance through a silver storm. Figures dancing gracefully, across my memories..."
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"HeeeEEEEEEEeyYYYYY young blood, DOESN'T IT FEEL LIKE OoouUUUURRRr Time is RUUUNNNNiiinnNNNNGGGGGG OUT! I'M GONNA CHANG YOU, LIKE A REMIX, THEN I'LL RAISE YOU, LIike a PHoeniX..."
"And then, after all of that, and if the mommy gets pregnant, the man and woman have to wait nine months for the birth. Which I will now tell you about now..."
The children were horrified. Even France.
"Guys, I know that the pizza just got here, but I feel a parental urge to go and protect my children's innocence." Keivan Rus worriedly said.
"You know what? So do I." Greece agreed.
"Same."
"Yes."
"Aye."
And the mother's fled from the room to their precious children.
"Well, more pizza for us." China said.
