Germania:

"Poor boys, I am sorry you had to hear that."

"Father, is...is that really how babies are made?" A timid Austria asked.

Germania looked around to see if Leichtenstine was within hearing distance.

"Yes, but you did not need to know that and if any one of you dares to tell your sister, I'll send you to the Krampus!"

Switzerland nodded, taking on the duty to protect his sister.

Holy Rome felt nauseated. If that is what childbirth was like, no. He couldn't do that to his poor Italy. The last thing that Holy Rome wanted to do was to cause her pain.

Austria and Prussia paled. They didn't want to have a visit from the Krampus.

"How are babies born daddy?" A sweet. Voice asked and Germania knew he was screwed.

Before his sons could answer, Germania said the first thing that came to mind.

"Mommies and daddies plant seeds in the garden and nine months after a harsh winter, they have a baby!"

As his daughter went off to play, he gave a look to his boys that said that if they told her otherwise, they were dead.


Celtic Isles:

"Where did you think you boys came from? A stork? That is exactly what happened and how you were born. Now, Scotland, please tell me that is going to be a phase."

A tall and gangly teenaged red headed Scotland proudly wore his kilt. "It's not a phase mum, it's who I am!"

"He made one for each of us." Wales groaned, wearing one too.

"Allister even made one for little Arthur." Ireland said as North Ireland held a toddler England, also wearing a kilt.


Keivan Rus and Byzantium:

"Oh my poor sweet babies! Momma is so sorry that you had to listen to that crazy nut job talk about indecent topics. You were not supposed to hear about that until you were older!" Keivan Rus fretted over the trembling Baltics, crying daughters, and a confused Russia.

"My poor little lambs!"

Byzantium got blankets to cover his children and hot chocolate to make them warm inside.


Scandinavia:

"Dad, why was Gual saying such things?" Denmark asked.

"Because the woman is crazy."

"Is that how all of us were born?" Iceland asked

"Yep."

"How painful is it?" Sweden asked.

"Well, the pain of it is like being burned alive."

All of the Nordics winced.

Sweden decided that if that was the case, he would not put Finland through that pain unless they both wanted a child. Sweden swore that he would protect his wife and that was what he was going to do. Even if it was from himself.


Maya and Aztec

The two great empires sat Mexico and the other Latin American countries down for a talk.

"Everything that you heard from the lady, toss it out of your minds. That is not how babies are born. The parents offer a sacrifice and the gods give the parents of they are good enough.


Native America

"Yes my poor sweethearts, I am afraid that is how you were born."

Dyami and Kanata did not speak for about two weeks after that.


Mongolia and China.

China sat his brothers and sisters down for their father, Mongolia to explain everything. China, being the oldest, already knew about this and wanted to be moral support. Whether it was for his father or siblings was unclear.


Carthage

"No that is not how babies are born. I will tell you when you are older or have a wife. Preferably when you have a wife."


It was two meetings later and none of the children could look each other in the eye. Well, the girls stayed away from the boys and the boys stayed away from the girls.

Except Hungary. They didn't know she was a girl.