"Captor,are you payin attention." Sollux looked up from his phone at a scowling Eridan.
"Totally." He replied and looked back down.
"Are you fucking textin while I'm teachin?"
"No."
"You are,aren't you."
"No E.D I'm not." Since he in fact wasn't paying attention. He didn't notice Eridan reach over and snatch his phone away until he was too late.
"Dude give me my phone back!" Sollux exclaimed, louder then the librarian liked.
"You'll get it back after we're done now pay attention." Sollux sharply inhaled and reached over in efforts to get it back.
"Give. It. Back." He snarled.
"When. We're. Done."
"E.D."
"Sol."
"This is theft! You stole my phone!"
"Correction, this is a learnin environment which means I have the right to confiscate anythin that prohibits the education of students." Eridan adjusted his glasses and made direct eye contact with the steaming boy. "So I suggest you start payin attention or you'll not only fail, but won't get you precious phone back either."
Sollux flopped back into his chair.
"You're kidding me right?" He said. The brunette leaned forward onto his hands.
"Try me." Eridan threatened with an arrogant smirk before returning to read out a book. Sollux felt a if he was going to explode. One more minute with this obnoxious asshole, and he might just slam his head onto a textbook. Maybe that'll knock him out or something. But when Sollux looked over at the clock, he had about fifteen minutes left. Whoopee for him.
The bell rung throughout the school to announce the end of the day and release its students. Sollux sprung from his seat.
"School's over, give me my phone." He ordered. He watched Eridan calmly get up from his own seat and gathered all his own belongings, neatly placing them in his bag. He walked right over to Sollux and peered up at him.
"Did you learn anythin today?" He asked suspiciously calm. Sollux wanted to choke him.
"I learned you're a royal pain in the ass and a thief, now give me my phone back." Eridan shook his head and slipped the phone in his bag.
"Hey, the fuck are you doing?" Sollux exclaimed, lunging towards him. Eridan slid out the way.
"Sol, how can I give you your phone back if you haven't learned anythin? An hour wasted away because you were distracted. You're goin to fail American History."
"Give me my phone back!" Sollux yelled again, lunging once again. And of course he missed. When he turned back around to grab Eridan, the other boy was already by the exit of the library tauntingly swinging his phone back and forth.
"When you prove that my hard work actually payed off." And without another word, Eridan was out the door.
"He didn't." Sollux said in disbelief.
"Oh he did." The librarian said matter-of-factly before going back to putting more books away. Sollux bolted out the door and raced after Eridan who was a good bit ahead of him.
"Eridan! Give me my phone back!" He yelled, clumsily weaving his way through the people still in the hall. How did Eridan do it so gracefully? Sollux would never know, or care. The boys ended up outside in a matter of no time, the chase still on.
"Eridan!" Sollux called raspily. Who says exercise is healthy, when it hurts so bad? Eridan turned around, still running backwards.
"What do you want?" He called.
"Give...me….my phone."
"I can't hear you Captor!" Eridan sneered and turned back around to run. Playtime was over. Sollux somehow managed to catch up to Eridan and tackle him, sending both of them rolling down the small hill by the park in their neighborhood. Sollux lunged over to Eridan who was still lying on the ground and held him down.
"Phone." He said out of breath. "Give it." Eridan scowled up at him.
"Crazy son of a bitch, these pants are new!" He whined.
"Give me my phone!"
"What year did the Civil War end?"
"Give me my phone!"
"Answer my question."
"Eridan fucking Ampora I will give you till the count of three to give me my phone back, or I will drown you in the pond in front of the people here." Sollux growled.
"And I could also call the law enforcements on you for assault and attempted murder." Eridan calmly smoothed back a strand of hair that had fallen out of place. Sollux wanted to rip his hair out.
"Just give me the damn phone." He ground out, all patience he had gone.
"Please." Eridan replied.
"Pleathe." The brunette raised his eyebrows.
"I believe I said please not 'pleathe'."
"Ampora!"
"Fine." Slowly and reluctantly, Eridan handed Solux his phone. The gemini quickly got off the other boy and dusted himself off. He never ran so fast in his life.
