Hello my readers! Welcome to another chap of OTCHADH. First of if you like NaMi check out the beginning of my other story Dragon Son. Sorry for the lack of chaps on Friday and Saturday I was a little busy, but I'm here now and here's a new chap. After this there will be a new chap to Dragon Son. I Know I said I'd only wright a chap when I have writers block and can't right one for this but I really like the story. So T+D today and Dragon Son tomorrow. Very special thanks to Natsu Is Awesome for his almost instant help. Now let's get reading shall we.

Warning: EXTREME BAD LANGUAGE

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

I don't own fairy tail

Chapter 8: New Life

"God fucking dammit," why did we have to take the train, groaned Natsu as he stepped off the train.

"Well at least were here," he sighed.

"Well not quite,"

"Wait, what do you mean not quite, the guild hall is in this town isn't it?"

"Well, like i said befor, not quite, we don't exactly have a guild hall."

"Then what kind of building do you have?"

"You'll just have to wait and see, now try to act inconspicuous while were in the town, it's an innocent town, so don't cause any trouble." She said before walking towards the Main gate of the town called Aranotoen. (A/N Pronounced A-ran-oh-tow-en)

Before long they came up to a book store called Treah Eriomirg's Books and Quills.

"This is it" said Ultear. "A book store, you're kidding right, please tell me this isn't your guild."

"Don't worry it isn't" she replied earning a sigh of relief from the dragon slayer.

When they opened the door and walked in a bell rang, alerting an old lady at the desk. "

Looking for something specific, a novel or a diary perhaps?" the old lady questioned.

"Were looking for a certain Grimoire", Ultear said with a smile.

"Right this way Miss Ultear," the old lady came out from behind the counter and led them into the back.

"Thank you Mrs. Treah

"Oh how lovely your looking today little Merdey", this caused the little girl a slight blush and a small "thank you" from her.

"And who might this devilishly handsome man you've brought be, a new member, or a boyfriend perhaps?" said with a devilish smile across her face.

"He wishes" Ultear said with a blush on her face.

"OOOHHHHH I see how it is, ahh I remember when I was young and full of magic, oh how the boys adored me", she said as she grabbed her own sides, "IM sure they did Mrs. Treah" Ultear said before they arrived at the back of the store.

"Here you are kiddies", the old lady said before she started walking back to the front of the store.

They were left in front of a rather large painting of a Black Grimoire with a skull on the cover.

"Alright here we go, all we need to do is say a small incantation for the gateway to appear."

Soul as paper

Blood as ink

Fear as binding

Death as Link.

Bound together

Forms a book

A Reapers Diary

Gives one last look.

Read said lines

Would only give

The sight to see

How long you'll live.

Poetry in Darkness

Art in Shadows

Grimoire Heart

Portal to Hallows!

The words turned the atmosphere dark, but the darkness was interrupted by the voice of the old lady coming from the front

"Next time say that creepy ass incantation a little quieter, I'm too old to think about depressing shit like that" this made Natsu fall over laughing.

The painting started to glow and the next thing Natsu knew he was picked up and was thrown through the portal, followed by Meredy then Ultear.

"Bout time those kids are gone," the old lady said before she pulled out a smut novel, and a perverted grin grew on her face.

When Natsu landed, he hit cold hard steel, not like the floor of the book store.

He had no time to ask himself what was going on before Meredy landed on him followed by Ultear.

After they all got on their feet Ultear started talking.

"Welcome to the airship that we use as the guild for Grimoire Heart," she said.

"Cool, seems like a real nice pla…. DID YOU SAY AIRSHIP, OH I CAN FEEL THE MOTION SICKNESS COMING! He screamed as he fell to the ground squirming before he suddenly stopped,

"Wait why am I not sick, I'm on a vehicle?" he said completely confused,

"Well your sort of right, this is a vehicle, but it's partly alive, its powered by something that we call the Demons Heart, can't you hear it?" she asked.

"Now that you mention it, I do feel a very faint heartbeat coming from deep inside the ship". He said as he stuck his ear to the ground.

"Get up Natsu, we need to go to the guild hall so we can introduce you and you can get your mark." Ultear said as she started to lead them down a short hall which led into a big room with around 15 mages.

"Hey guys, Ultear and Meredy are back, but who's the chick," this caused a tick mark to appear on Natsu's forehead before he yelled,

"I'M A MAN!" causing everyone in the room to go silent, but then it turned to extreme laughter.

Ultear grabbed Natsu's arm and led him into a small room that held a fancy desk, other fancy office stuff, and behind the desk was a man with gray hair, 'he doesn't look that old, well not as old as Makarov does' Natsu thought to himself.

"This man would like to join us Master Hades," Ultear announced,

"He does, does he? well now, let's have a look shall we," he said before he got up and came close to Natsu,

"Quite well built, very strong features, very nice indeed" he said as he examined Natsu which, made him quite nervous, as the old man was too close.

"Well what kind of magic do you use boy," he asked.

"I'm a fire dragon slayer sir," Natsu said proudly.

"Oh, a Dragon slayer, very interesting, we already have a god slayer of our own but you shall make a fine addition," he said.

"I assume you're talking about Zancrow, Ultear told me about him" Natsu said,

"I see, yes, Zancrow is our fire god slayer, I taught him myself, I would have tried to teach him dragon slayer magic, but you can't learn that unless you are given or already have part of a dragon's soul." Hades said,

"I guess he can join, what was your name by the way," he asked.

"Natsu, my name is Natsu sir." He said.

"Natsu, hmmm weren't you apart of fairy tail?" Hades asked.

"I was sir, but I left due to, complications," he said looking down.

"Well no need to dwell on the past, welcome to Grimoire Heart, now go and get your mark from our barmaid, Kiena." Natsu then walked out of the office with Ultear and Meredy right behind him,

"So where is this Kiena", he asked Ultear.

"She's behind the bar, she's the one with the sky blue, shoulder length hair, and she's wearing a green tank-top and brown shorts."

"Excuse me, I was told to come to you to get my guild mark," he said to the girl.

"Oh a new member are we, how nice." She said with a smile, 'almost as nice as Mira's' he thought to himself.

"So what color and where do you want it" she asked him.

"Red and on my right shoulder." He said.

The process was the exact same as the one Fairy Tail used, but Natsu thought nothing of it.

After he had gotten his mark, he turned back to the waitress,

"The name's Natsu by the way," he said with a smile, before he could get up to return to Ultear, Kiena grabbed his shoulder, "Just one second", she said, before taking in a deep breath,

"LISTEN UP, THIS HERE IS NATSU, HE JUST JOINED THE GUILD, SO EVERYONE MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME!" She screamed making the entire guild rush over and surround them all shaking his hand violently, not out of excitement but out of nervousness.

'If she's anything like Mira I understand why they're all like this' he thought to himself.

As everyone had introduced themselves and gone back to their places, he noticed that one person was just staring him down the man had extremely long blonde hair and a outfit that resembled a toga in the fact that it was held up over one shoulder with a shoulder pad leaving one of his pecks revealed, where you could find his guild mark.

When the man saw that Natsu noticed him he walked over, and punched Natsu across the room.

Natsu came out of the hole in the wall, before he cracked his knuckles and put on an evilly excited smile, "

Awwweee shit son,this is something I've been waiting for, you must be Zancrow, I can tell by how much of a pussy you smell like", he mocked beckoning the God slayer over to him.

"How'd you guess I was me, well never mind, I've heard about you and I've wanted to fight you for a very long time, so how's about the little dragon bitch show me what he's got" mocked Zancrow.

"OH YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU'VE GOT COMING CUNTFACE!" screamed Natsu, before he charged at the "Cuntface" with his fists flaming, Zancrow did the same.

When they clashed in the middle, it was like a wrestling match, both gripping each other's hands above them struggling to outdo the other.

Then the verbal battle commenced.

"Come on, I thought you were a God Slayer not a little bitch slayer!," Natsu mocked.

"Says the so called dragon slayer, does little lizard boy wanna go home with his tail between his legs!" Natsu said.

"Come on bitch boy throw a punch already!" Natsu taunted.

"Why don't you throw one first dickface!" Zancrow retorted.

"I'm surprised the blond has enough strength to back up his talk, it must be from the lack of brain power!" Natsu said making everyone fall over laughter but only causing Ultear to crack a smile.

"Says you, the second you stepped foot in here, you could taste the stupid in the air!" Zancrow said, this sent Ultear over the edge and into a fit of laughter.

"FUCK YOU!" both said simultaneously, their attention was drawn to the bar before they returned their gaze to one another, a challenging smile crept on Natsu's face as he gestured over to the bar, Zancrow immitated his smile and nodded. They released each other and then they both walked up to the bar.

"A BEER PLEASE!" Surprised at the sudden stop of the fight, Kiena was a little stunned before she brought them their beers, they clashed their mugs together and downed their beer as fast as they could keeping eye contact with one another, after they finished that glass they slammed their glasses down on the counter,

"KEEP THEM COMING KIENA, IM GONNA OUT DRINK THIS PUSSY! Natsu yelled.

"IN YOUR DREAMS FAG!" Zanrow retored.

After almost another dozen rounds, both the dragon slayers were quite smashed.

They had their arms over each other's shoulders and they were babbling.

"You know what, I….I don't even remember why I hate you," Natsu stammered out.

"Neither…Neither do I" Zancrow mumbled "let's be buddies, just…just you and me, mkay?" Natsu said as he wobbled.

"Agreed" Zancrow said before he collapsed leaving Natsu standing.

"Woohoo, I won, fuck that little bitch, hehehehe, I am the greatest ever!" he said triumphantly before falling to his knees and then straight on his face.

'This is going to make the guild a lot more fun' though pretty much everyone in the guild especially Ultear.

Woohoo there you go folks chapter 8, first I'm not sorry for all that language, it was hilarious to me and I hope you enjoyed it too, second yeah I know technically the ship isn't alive but in my story it is. How'd you like my incantation, I sure did, made it myself, if I get good feedback ill make use of stuff like it more often. Leave any advice/tips/suggestions/questions/reviews in the reviews or just PM me, id love to respond. Thanks for reading see you later.

-Windbear