Chapter 7: Exchanging Vows-And Bullets!

(Opening A/N: Here we are! The wedding of Rock and Eda, a joyous moment for two lovers to come together and become one! But there are those who wish to destroy this happy moment for these two, but with the help of their new allies...Rock and Eda will be Mr and Mrs Rock of Roanapur! Anyway, enough talk...let's get married!)

Today was the wedding of Rock and Eda, I was packing just in case some haired brained idiot had an idea and put a hit on our soon to be newlyweds. And I could hear Revy cursing because she was a bridesmaid and she had to wear a dress. I was standing in front of a mirror and I had to make sure that I was looking good and that my suit was not wrinkled and made me look like a slob. This gave me an idea, how about a movie quote?

"You Talkin' to me? You Talkin' to me? I'm the only one here." I said into the mirror, just then Rock stood right behind me.

"Okay, Robert De Niro. If you're ready, I need my best man front and center today." Rock said, and I only chuckled at the Robert De Niro statement.

And we were all in position and it was time for the bride to make her appearance. The front doors opened and there was Eda, she wore a beautiful white bride dress and she also had a bouquet of roses in her hands. She walked down the aisle, and she knew this was the happiest moment in her life. And the only person who was not happy was Revy. She was standing there gritting her teeth thinking that she should be the one getting married and not Eda. Unbeknownst to the guest along with the future husband and wife, there were more armed assassins armed to the teeth laying in wait for the married couple and the guests.

"When's the best time to strike?" One of the hit men asked with a Brooklyn style accent.

"We nail the cocksuckahs aftah the Bride and Groom share the kiss, then we kill off all of those fuckahs!" One assassin said with a heavy Bostonian accent.

Sister Yolanda was the one who was marrying both Eda and Rock and they both agreed to vowed that they both be loyal to each other until they day that one of them died.

"Then, by the power invested in me and by the city of Roanapur, I hereby pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride." Yolanda said, and Rock lifted the veil from Eda's face and they both kissed. Now they are Mr and Mrs Rock. And the assassins were waiting for us, but this was going to be one hell of a bloody wedding. I pulled out both of my guns because I was getting bored, Brondo then grabbed Emily and took her to a place where she won't get hurt.

"Hey Rock, check the confession. Revy and I left you a gift as a way of saying 'We're happy for the both of you and congratulations.' I hope both you and Eda put them to good use." I said, Rock then dashes over to the confession and pulls out a pair of Benelli M4 automatic shotguns and hands one over to his newly wedded wife Eda.

This was a small ceremony it was mostly members of Hotel Boston and they were also packing. The assassins then came into the church, looking to kill the Boss of the American crime syndicate and his wife. But the loyal members of Hotel Boston weren't going to let our boss get killed by these punk ass assassins. I walked over to the hit men, and decided to give them one chance to leave in peace, but they were looking to take us out.

"Step out of the way tubby four eyes!" The Brooklyn hit man said and I pointed Crimson at him and pulled the trigger blowing his brains out.

"Word of advice, you can call me Roman, you can call me Otaku or a dirty son of a bitch. But if you ever fucking call me tubby four eyes or anything like that, you're going to share the same fate as this prick." I said, but I wasn't done yet.

The remaining assassins tried to shoot me but I quickly made my way to some cover. Rock and Eda both fired their gifts at the other assassins making them fly backwards and they landed on the hard ground outside of the church. But it turns out there were three surviving assassins and they were the perfect targets for some interrogation.

"What are you thinking Otaku?" Rock asked, I then pointed to the three cowering assassins who were hiding from the whole scene.

So the rest of the crew grabbed the three coward assassins and had them handcuffed to chairs. Now this is where things get interesting. I heard that someone tried to backstab Rock, and that was a big mistake! There are three things you don't do, you don't thumb your nose at someone who has more power than you, you don't piss in the wind, and you sure as fucking hell don't stab a crime boss in the back!

"Here's how this is going to work, I'm going to ask you a question, if you give me an answer I don't like, then I will seriously repremand your fucking asses! 1,000 people serve this everyday, and our question is this, who do you work for?" I asked, and one of them was trying to be a smart ass.

"What are you some game show host or something?" The first guy said, then I backhanded him for having a mouth.

"Save it for the bonus beefy, now answer the question." I said, he then had blood pouring out of his mouth.

"Vincet Van Go-fuck-yourself!" One guy said, now that was a little interesting.

"Vincent Van Go-Fuck-Myself? Survey says?" I asked, Rock shook his head.

"I'm sorry, that's not an answer and that makes a strike my friend!" I said as I fired a shot into the first thug's lap and it sprayed blood everywhere.

It was better than shooting someone in the crotch! Even I wouldn't go that far.

"Now, let's try this again. 1,000 people serve this everyday, and our question is this, who do you work for?" I asked again, and the second guy tried to spit at me but it missed me by a fraction of five inches from my face and he was spitting blood.

"Hm, spit? Show me the spit!" I said, Rock shook his head again, and therefore it was also another strike and I fired another bullet but this time it was in the man's stomach.

I pointed the gun at the one I backhanded but this time I had the gun pointed at his head.

"Now it's your turn, 1,000 people serve this everyday, and our question is this, who do you work for?" I asked, and he came clean.

"You want the boss, it's Sergei Yaznokov. He paid us to ruin your little precious little wedding. But now the streets of Roanapur will run red with blood." The third assassin said, now it was time for the assassins to pay the piper.

Brondo then came behind the assassin that spilled the beans, he placed his hands on the skull of the assassin ready to break his fragile neck.

[When you get to hell, tell Satan I'm coming for his sweet ass. And I'll be looking to rule the depths of hell.] I said in Russian, and I was just enjoying every last second of this.

[When I see your boss, I'll be sure that his blood also joins that of your fallen comrades and we'll start with yours.] Brondo said in Russian as well, and without even trying he snaps the neck of the first assassin then the second, and finally the third.

This was a really productive day and I enjoyed every last second of it as well! Now it was time for Yaznokov to make his move!

(A/N: I'd like to make a small confession before I close this chapter, if there's one person I'd like to write as good as, I wish I could write as good as Quentin Tarintino. I just love Tarintino's works, I mean his movies are awesome and I wish I could be able to write fanfictions like he does with his movies! Anyway leave a review when possible. Let me know if there's something you'd like to see, tell me what I might need to do better. Until the next installment...this is master of Chaos, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)