Chapter 16: Alter Ego

(Opening A/N: If anyone is new to this, or if you haven't heard...I forgot to inform you. Otaku happens to be my Alter Ego, and we're like two sides of a coin. I'm the light and he's my darkness. And it's kinda difficult to make an alter-ego more humanly possible when you're living in a world of endless violence and rage. People right and left have been telling me that the characters are OOC or all Gary Sue and all that. But I say, I'm the one being human. I just write because I like to write and read fanfictions along with crossovers. And to those who still say that my characters are OOC or Gary sues, I'll retort this, "If you can do a better job than me, go right ahead!" Anyway before I blow a gasket, here's the next chapter!)

[Normal POV]

Word gets out quickly if someone gets laid, first it was me, Revy, and Benny Boy getting our demons off in a hotter than hell threesome, now it Garcia and Roberta alogn with Fabiola getting their fill on sex. God I miss Stephanie, she was the only person that made me feel like a human being instead of a cold blooded killer. I felt like someone was continuously punching me in the stomach, so I ran into the bathroom, lifted the toilet seat up and placed my head into the bowl.

"Huuurrrgh!" I ralphed into the porceline throne, I didn't have anything to eat.

So all I was throwing up was stomach acid, and it burned my throat and my mouth. Just then, there was a dark figure standing right behind me.

"Look at you, sprawled over a toilet and puking out your own stomach acid. You're not even cut out to be a killer." The dark figure said, and it turns out...it was my rage.

"I'm never letting you control me." I said, it wanted me to give in...but as long as I draw breath, it'll never see the light of day.

"You want to bang Revy, don't you? Fuck her little brains out, have her give you your bastard children. I see the point of this, this is for that cunt Revy." The rage sneered, and I was totally weak to get to my feet.

"DON'T EVER INSULT REVY, SHE'S NOT A CUNT OR A FUCKING WHORE!" I screamed, and I balled a fist and tried to punch the rage.

But it was like punching a ghost, and he just laughed at me. That's when I got up and tried to punch him again, but this time...my fist connected to a mirror, breaking it.

"Ooooh, seven years bad luck my friend!" The Rage said, and there was a small amount of blood trickling out of my hand.

"I have no time for superstitions." I retorted, so I took my hand and ran it under some cold water.

"It's only a matter of time, until the city burn along with that stupid slut, Rebecca!" The rage shouted and I didn't want any part of my rage to consume me and kill everyone in Roanapur.

"Let me get something straight here, Revy's not a whore, slut, or a cunt. She's just looking to make a name for herself like me, and you got the balls to call her those names. If you were real, I'd feed you your balls good sir." I said, then I went and sat down on my bed.

Just then there was a knock on the door, I told whoever knocked the door was open and it turns out it was Revy. She looked at my bloody hand and looked at the mirror that was busted in the bathroom.

"What happened there?" Revy asked, I then had her sit on the bed with me.

"I was having a bit of a mental vendetta, that would explain why my hand is bleeding." I answered, but the rage was waving an index finger back and forth while saying, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.

"It's only a matter of time my friend, before I take over and all that you cherish will be destroyed by my hands. Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock." The rage said, as he slowly faded away and all was left was a pair of red cat slit demonic eyes that too faded into my subconscious.

Revy took my hand and placed it onto her stomach, I took it as something that might make me have mixed feelings.

"What's this all about?" I asked, she then gave me a smirk.

"I'm pregnant." Revy said, and this news gave me a bit both a sense of joy and a bit of sadness.

She wanted me to rest my head on her lap and I did, she then started to stroke my jet black hair. And this kinda made me curious...

"Does anyone else know about this?" I asked, she just looked to the left and she did inform someone else.

"Just Rock and Eda, and they're both proud of us for having a kid. I mean before you came into the picture, I wanted to give Rock his first kid, but it looks like Eda beat me to the punch line. But now, I got you." Revy said, and I placed my hand onto her stomach again to know if it might be mine.

"I'm really happy that you're carrying a kid inside of you, but you need to take better care of your body along with the baby, okay?" I informed Revy, she shouldn't drink or smoke...that could damage the infant inside of her.

"I guess you're right, besides, you are going to take responsibility if it's your's right?" Revy asked, I nodded saying if it's mine or not, I'll still take care of the kid.

(A/N: Okay, to the guest saying yes to another RockXEda lemon...you're in luck, expect that lemon to happen within the next four chapters. I just gotta build it up to that point. I really wanted to throw another curveball with Revy being pregnant and all. And some people wanted me to have the characters to have flaws and try to act more human, if I screw this up, then so be it. At least I'll have my head held high doing it. Anyway, drop a review, fave, follow, but no bombs of any kind! Ideas, suggestions and constructive criticism is still allowed. And until the next update...this is BloodyDemon666 signing off!)