Chapter 17: Deus Ex Machina

(Opening A/N: For all of those people declaring my character as a god mode or god like person then call us, "Deus Ex Machina!" And with Revy carrying a kid inside of her, this is all the more reason to kill or die. But in this moment, if you were in that situation...which would you prefer? Anyway here's the next chapter!)

Everybody was enjoying themselves, having a few drinks and just being who they are. I mean, I just had too much on my mind to do some drinking. Plus I was going through some major emotions about the news that Revy broke to me. I wanted to just break down and cry about it, but there was just something holding me back. In a way, I'm happy that Revy's going to have a kid, and I'm also scared about being a father. Just then, Wally comes out, pulls up a chair, and sits right next to me.

"Hey Otaku, what seems to the problem mate?" Wally asked, and I removed my glasses, wiped my face a few times with my hands then put my glasses back on.

"I'm just going through some mixed emotions right now, I mean...I'm really glad that Revy's going to be a mother. But I kinda feel a little uneasy about being a father. Plus, the bad side of this, I was physically abused by a step dad. I just hope I don't end up like him." I said, but Wally gave me the best pearl of wisdom a guy could ever ask for.

"Look, you had a rough life. I understand that, but learning what happened to you in the past makes you a better person. Sure the kid might be a handful, but you can create a bond between you and your child. You need to be there when that kid needs their father." Wally said, and a single tear of joy came rolling out of my face.

"You're right Wally, I was hoping to hear those words from a good friend. And you my friend, are the best at giving advice." I said as I hugged the Austrailian-Amercian member of Hotel Boston.

"Glad I can help Otaku." Wally said, and he hugged me right back.

Wally handed me a beer and I gladly accepted it, but there was a serious look on Wally's face, and it was making me kinda curious.

"What's the problem Wally? Is something on your mind?" I asked, then it hit me like a bolt of lightning.

"But I'm warning you now Otaku, if you ever physically abuse your kids, I'm going to have my foot finding a new home in your ass, mate." Wally promised and he was totally serious about it!

"I'm not going to play my step dad, I'll be sure Revy doesn't either, and you might want to get after her for that as well." I retorted, he knew that I meant the world to both Revy and our kid.

Just then, Rock had an announcement for us. It was about who he chose to be his right and left hand men.

"Alright guys, I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is, I'm hereby naming both Otaku and Brondo as right and left hand men. But the bad news is, the business I used to work for, has information against our syndicate. And they're planning on using the evidence for some RICO case in the US." Rock said, and we need to come up with some way to make sure that we never let that information see the light of day.

Just then, the rage returned to harass the living shit out of me.

"All these emotions you're going through, a complete waste of time. Why don't we just go out and kill people?" The rage asked, but I was itching for a fight but with nothing to scratch.

(In due time...) I thought, but I was scared that if I gave into the rage then no one will be left standing. Be in control, don't give in to it.

So I decided to go out for a walk, but I didn't go out unarmed though...I carried a lead pipe with me and I was also wearing steel toe boots as well. As soon as I got into Colombian territory, there was a small group of gangsters looking to bash in an American's skull.

"You know Hermano, you're stepping on our turf and we have some beef with the Americans along with your boss." One Colombian gangster said and I pulled out a cigarette along with a lighter and lit the cancer stick.

"Well, why don't you do something about it, Pendejo?!" I asked, that insult made the Colombian mad as he cracked his knuckles and nine others appeared and made a circle around me.

Ten against one, I like those odds. The pissed off gangster tried to punch me but I managed to duck, dodge, and weave my enemy's attacks.

"I gotta admit, for a Gringo...you sure how to fight." The Colombian said, now it was my turn to go on the offensive.

I took the lead pipe that I was carrying with me and swung it in between the Colombian's legs nailing him right in the sweet spot...the fucking balls! He collapsed to his knees and cursed in Portugese. Garcia was watching it along with Roberta and Fabiola but Garcia was holding onto his crotch thinking how painful it was.

"Is there something wrong, young master?" Roberta asked, if you were seeing what Garcia saw, then you'd be holding yours as well.

"It's just seeing Otaku nailing that guy where the sun don't shine, has really gotta hurt." Garcia answered, and Fabiola had a good answer for that.

"And the funny thing is, I didn't feel a thing." Fabiola said, being a smartass.

"You can't feel it because you're a girl." Garcia said, and now back to the fight.

I then swung the pipe like a baseball bat and struck the Colombian in the skull and it made a bloody thwhack sound when the pipe and the blood of the gangster flew out. But he was still alive, how is that even possible?

"Is that the best you got there Gringo?" The Colombian said, and he slammed his fist into my stomach and it knocked the wind out of me.

"Okay, I'll give you that...but I'm taking the kid gloves off." I said, now it was time for me to pull off an amazing feat of survival.

Soon as I got enough wind in my system, I got back up and slammed my fist into the gangster's throat, then drop kicked the side of his damaged skull with the steel toe of the boot connecting with the damaged skull and finished the job killing my opponent. Just then, Shane, Jason, and Sora appeared.

"What do we have going on here?" Shane asked in his ever so subtle Irish accent.

Shane then whips out a sawed off shotgun and sends another Colombian flying. Jason then picks up the lead pipe and slams it into the third one breaking some ribs and causing some severe internal bleeding. Sora then pulls out a MKII combat knife and slashes the throats of three, four, and five in one go. Just then four shots were heard and they came from a bolt action sniper rifle, and all four men dropped to the ground with well placed head shots. But, the only question was where did the shot come from? I looked up and it was Tyrell.

"Hey guys, I hope I'm not too late to the party." Tyrell said, he was sent by Rock to make sure that we weren't in over our heads.

"Nah, we're good." I said, now we needed to come up with a plan on how to get that blackmail out of the hands of that business that Rock used to work for.

So we decided to head over to the Yellow Flag so we can put our heads together on how to get at the Boss' old boss and getting the info on us.

(A/N: Well, this took me a while to do, but I managed to put as much imagination into this chapter as possible. I hope that this chapter is better, and I will be adding a RockXEda lemon in the next chapter. So keep your eyes peeled. Anyway, leave a review if possible and let's keep the fun going. So until the next chapter...this is the master of chaos, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)