Chapter 22: Blazing Through Hell

(Opening A/N: Okay, I'm just getting sick and fucking tired of getting bombed by a single guest, you are being totally disrespectful and you have a total lack of imagination, this is fucking fanfiction you disrespectful dumbass! And also here's a physics lesson, Newton's Third Law, "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND/OR OPPOSITE REACTION!" And my reaction is this, why the fucking hell are you reading this if you hate it so much? And until you apologize for disrespecting me and my story, your future reviews are now hereby and by thine own hand, revoked! Anyway, before I blow a gasket...here's the next chapter.)

[Yellow Flag]

Even if people think I'm some Deus Ex Machina type of mercenary, but I'm just a normal guy like all of you. I'm trying to fight the demons that made me who I am. And now I got one of the most cutthroat and badass mercenaries who's a total femme fatale, knocked up. And I'm going to own up to it, I could even remember losing my virginity to her on St. Patty's Day when I was 15. Three months before coming back to Roanapur, I found a really cool engagement ring that I thought Revy would like, but she probably might turn me down in a heartbeat. Just then, Wally saw me holding the engagement ring box in my hand. He then pulled up chair and placed a hand on my shoulder.

"Who's that for, Revy? 'Cause if it is, then you'd best be doing it now mate." Wally said, and he's right.

She has all the right to turn me down, but Rock and Eda already beat us to the punchline. So I took a deep breath and walked over to the bar where Revy was sitting. And I placed the engagement ring onto the bar.

"Look out man, Otaku's proposing." Tyrell said, and Revy looked at me with a "Best be getting on with it" type of look.

"Revy, I'm not going to drop down on one knee and do all of that cheesy crap like in a romantic chick flick, and you have all the reason to turn me down. So I'm going to put on the table, will you marry me?" I asked as I opened the box showing the ring.

"Well it's about goddamn time! Let me see that fucking ring!" She said as she took the ring from the box and slipped onto her left second finger. "There, we're fucking engaged." She also added showing the ring to me.

I can't fucking believe it, Revy is now my fiance. And I felt like I was on top of the world but I felt like kicking some more ass before getting into the sack with my girl.

"I'd think it'd be best if you got Revy laid before you guys get hitched." Sora said from behind me, and it turns out, he's right.

So, Sora did the honors of setting us up with a room so we can wild and crazy sex. Bao then handed me the key to a room and he looked at me with a displeased look.

"Don't mess it up too much." Bao said, and that's when I started to laugh in my throat.

"Can't make promises. Besides, shall we my lady?" I asked Revy, and we both headed to the room that Bao assigned us.

Room 25, it wasn't anything special...but we made do with what we were given. As soon as the door was unlocked, I hoisted Revy up off of her feet and brought her inside the rented room. As soon as we were inside, I placed Revy onto the floor and closed the door behind us. Revy then got undressed and I also did the same as well, as soon as we both got naked, I walked over to Revy and began to lock lips with her, our tongues began to wrestle for dominance. And Revy was winning, so I decided to drop to my knees and had her lay on the bed. She then spread her legs open and I stuck my tongue into her gaping wet slit.

"Say Otaku, what's it like when you raped that chick?" Revy asked, I swear some dumbasses are as numb as a rock when someone asks you that.

"Not as good as you, but Rock was paying us fifty grand a piece to have that chick raped, and to have it taped as well." I answered, I then climbed on top of her and slid my hard shaft into her slit as the two of us became one yet again.

Revy wraps her legs around my waist, even though she was a rape victim, she wanted me to be her knight in shining armor, sometimes the role was reversed, and she'd come to my aid. But if there's anyone I'd love to have by my side, it's Two Hands. And there's also another reason why we raped that chick when we did, Rock wanted us to put on a show for his former boss and send the tape to him as a personal "FUCK YOU!" But I didn't think about Revy when I raped that chick, I was thinking about killing Yaznokov and having that son of a bitch's head on a stick. But for right now, I just want to get laid again by my new Fiance.

"I'm on top now." Revy said as she climbed on top of me, and became the dominant partner in the sexual relationship.

(I don't know why, but for some weird reason, I usually get off easier with the woman being the dominant one.) I thought to myself, and Revy began to slide up and down my hard shaft, and she even had her hands on my chest for stability. I couldn't resist the need to let loose, I was being ridden like a championship horse (Even though I'm not hung like one.) Being with Revy was like the first time I did it with her.

"Hey Revy? Do you still remember when we first did it?" I asked, and Revy kept thrusting on top of me.

"Why are you asking this?" She replied, I can still remember it like it was yesterday.

"Just curious." I answered, and I was on the verge of climaxing, Revy thrusted her hips about three times and we both came into one another.

She then dropped on top of me, and it felt really good to release one's own sexual desires. But there was little time to rest, the sounds of footsteps were drawing close, I grabbed my boxers, jeans, socks, shoes and slipped them on in that order.

*Мы знаем, что они в одном из этих номеров, начать поиск.* [We know they're in one of these rooms, start searching.] One of the guys said in Russian, and judging that they aren't Hotel Moscow, they're Yaznokov's lackeys.

"Damn, if I wasn't wasted, I'd join you. Give 'em one for me okay?" Revy asked, and I nodded confirming Revy's request and I didn't want the kids to be hurt either.

So I pulled out both of my Glocks and quickly exited the room, as soon as I got out...they didn't know I just got out as well. So I let out an audible whistle and they turned to see a Shirtless, tattooed rotund man holding a pair of Glocks in his hands.

"Looking for me?" I asked, and they began to shoot at me, but by the time the guns started blazing, I was hauling ass for some cover.

*Получите, что ублюдок!* [Get that bastard!] The lead lackey said, and one guy was coming to the corner I was hiding in.

*Ищет меня? Я скучал по тебе так много возлюбленную.* [Looking for me? I missed you so much sweetheart.] I said in Russian, and fired three bullets into the guy and he collapsed onto the floor dead.

And I came around the corner and fired on the other three as the bullets ripped through the men and their dropped on the ground dead. But I do have to give them respect since they are dead, so in doing that, I pulled out some silver coins and placed two coins on each guy's eye as a payment for Charon. But that, wasn't enough for me...I do happen to be of Native American blood, so I found a Bowie knife on a corpse and used it to scalp the dead. Just then, my phone rang, it was Rock.

"Hey Otaku, we're going to need you and Revy down at the dock here in a while." Rock stated, and it might be some business deal needing to be had and Rock could use a few extra guns.

"We'll be over as soon as we can." I replied and hung up, this day just keeps getting better and better...

[To Be Continued…]

(A/N: I know the ending of this chapter sucks, but I gave it all I had, anyway, before I close this...this is still going to address the guest that kept bombing me like Nagasaki. You want my respect, then I got two words for you…"EARN IT!" You see, there is an old saying, "Respect is earned, never given." And those who give me favorites, follows, and good reviews, those are the ones who earn my respect. I don't give my respect to those who call me "Author With Daddy Issues, Fucker, Dumbass, etc." And that ladies and gentlemen is a two way street. If you disrespect me, I can do it right back to sender! But if you earn my respect, then all is good in the world. Bottom line, you want my respect, EARN IT. Anyway drop a good review, but no more bombs! Faves and follows are still and always optional, and until the next installment, this is the master of chaos, the commander of the legion of corpses...BloodyDemon666 signing off!)