GL: Okay, back to this again. It is time for the CPUs to earn their drivers license. But I'm not sure if Neptune is capable to earn it much to her stupidity and lack of knowledge. Let's see if she can pass the test.


"I stinking hate the DMV." Neptune groaned. The four CPUs were at the DMV in Lastation. They were in the waiting area, sitting on chairs to wait for their number.

Right now the number is 13 at the now serving board. "Now serving number 13!" A voice from the speaker called out.

Neptune looked at her number. It was labeled 13. However, when she moved her thumb, there were two more numbers beside 13. She could now see four numbers of the paper; 1342 was her number.

"I really super duper stinking HATE the DMV!" She groaned even louder.

"Look, I know you hate waiting, Neptune, but at least act like a real goddess and wait patiently for once in a while." Noire who was sitting beside her, sighed. Her number was 1341, one number lower than Neptune's.

After hours of waiting, number 1342 was now finally serving. Neptune who decided to fall asleep, was woken up by Vert (who had number 1343) as she yawned and poorly smiled as it was her turn to go. She walked to the next room which turned out to be another waiting room as she saw a gigantic line of people waiting to be attended.

"Oh come on. I thought this was supposed to be a one-way wait-wait. This is stupid lupid." Neptune growled as she lined up for another hour.

After the waiting, it was time to take a written test about safety driving. Neptune was the worst with tests. Her knowledge was as bad as a monkey's brain. She can't even get the answers right, especially when she hasn't studied at all. It was very silent in there, it almost made Neptune crack.

"Psssst, Blanc!" Neptune whispered to the white CPU who sat beside her. "What heck is..." She turned to look at her test again to see the question she was going to tell her. "...'right of way'?" She finished.

"Shouldn't you have studied that before we came here, you idiot?" Blanc whispered back frustrated.

"NO SHARING INFORMATION!" The teacher shouted loudly.

"But teach, I don't have time for this." Neptune complained. "I gotta go sign up for the Accele-Something Combat World Grand Prix so I can race."

"I gotta go and sign up for the Accele-Something Combat World Grand Prix too!" A guy behind Neptune, called out.

"Yeah! Me too!" Another guy behind the guy behind Neptune called out.

In the end, they got lectured and were forced to continue their tests. After a long number of tests and waiting. Noire, Vert and Blanc have finally passed their tests and recieveed their drivers license. Neptune however still hasen't got hers. After failing many tests, she couldn't qualify to get a license yet. Though she barely managed to get a passing grade on her 8th attempt after studying as hard as she could.

"Come on, Neptune! We already got our drivers license and you still haven't got yours yet?" Noire taunted Neptune.

"Hey! If it weren't for the super hard tests, I would have already gotten my license already!"

"Pft! Sure." She smirked.

"You know we can't start without you, Neptune." Very explained as she cares for Neptune. "You better hurry fast before the sign up ends."

"I know I know! But how am I supposed to win if I can't win?""

Just then they heard Uni calling out for them. "Everyone! It's terrible!" She called out as she was running towards them.

"Whoa! Slow down there, Uni. What happened?" Noire asked her trying to calm her down.

"There's a big monster destroying things in Lastation. It's total destruction out there."

"WHAT!?" The four goddesses called out, especially Noire.

"This is serious matter! We must go there at once!" Vert said maturely.

"Neptune was it?" The purple CPU turned around to see her driving instructor with a clipboard. "It is time for your road test!"

"Road test!? Me!? What is this? A tutorial for newbies? But... I gotta go and save the world... again." Neptune protests.

"If I start making exceptions, this whole place will fall apart." The instructor sighed.

That gave Neptune a idea. She came to the DMV with a gigantic purple tank and began firing constantly at the building with her heavy artillery, along with machine guns. She began laughing evily as she kept firing. She stopped for a moment to the what's left of it. There was nothing but piles of concrete in front of her. Not one piece of the building was there anymore. Taking no chances, Neptune kept firing more so they can't building the DMV ever again as she laughed more evil in it. "BLOW TO SMITHEREENIES!" Neptune roared.

That could have happened if all of that wasn't in Neptune's thoughts. "Come on, Vert! Blanc! Let's give that monster what it deserves!" Noire who was in HDD form levitated herself high up. The other two transformed as well and began doing the same thing.

"Hey! What about me!?" Neptune called out to them.

"You're staying here until your test is finished. You're free to come back once you're done, that is if you can get this done." Black Heart laughed at her as she flew to the city.

"Wish you luck, Neptune." Green Heart smiled as she followed.

"And don't even think about making this place fall apart!" White Heart scolded as she flew away with them.

"Oh! I'll give you 'fall apart'." Neptune grumbled.


For a young girl to drive a car which is mainly for teens and adults, she's not doing any good progress. She was only permitted to take a test to earn a driver's license after stating that she's a CPU. Because of the fact her size is small and the car she's driving is too big for her, she has to have a container on her seat to see the road. She first tries to avoid the cones on the road, but because she's having trouble steering, she keeps bumping them over one by one. Although they didn't fall over.

"Mind the cones. The cones are NOT your enemies." Neptune's driving instructor informed her.

That's when Neptune had an idea, a good one for driving. "But that doesn't mean I won't run'em down, right?" Neptune smirked evily.

That's when she start to sprung into action. She steered sharp left causing the car to lift itself to the left and balance as she drives. She was 'Ski-ing' on the road with only her two left wheels. Not only that, she was avoiding the cones while she was at it. The instructor was shocked to see what Neptune just did. As Neptune saw a curved trail of cones, she smiled as she begins to drift her way pass them as if she was in a race. She managed drive past the cones without hitting them too. Neptune was finally having fun again as she made more stunts.

"T-This is not proper procedure!" Neptune's instructor called out.

"See? I told you I need no tutorial. I'm a great driver!" Neptune smiled as she blindly ran over a wooden dummy. "Want to see more? Than let's explore more!"

"Like I said; THIS IS NOT PROPER PROCEDURE!" Her instructor shouted louder as the both of them were coming up to a ramp. "You forgot to signal!"

"I'll give you a signal..." Neptune mumbled as she accelerated faster. The car went flying so high it went over the fence and got outside of the DMV. They were now driving to the city of Lastation.


"Ugh! What the hell is with this thing!?" The CPU of Lowee cursed as she took big picks off of her skin. Three of the Goddesses were fighting a giant cactus monster wearing armour. Unfortunately, the monster was difficult to put down. The three CPUs attack once more but the monster's armour was making it take less damage, making it hardly flinch. The monster then fired more picks out of its arms. The Goddesses screamed as they got pricked all over their body.

"Damn it! My body is hurting so much from these picks. I can hardly even move properly..." Black Heart huffed.

"We need a stragedy, and fast before everyone will be pricked to death, including us." Green Heart exclaimed.

"And just how the hell are we suppose to damage this thing exactly!?" White Heart asked loudly.

"We'll just have to improvise, just keep attacking until we find a weak spot. He can't be invincible!" Black Heart ordered.

Meanwhile a few miles at away from them...

"This is insane!" An instructor with a crazy young-looking driver shouted. "We must turn back now!"

"Come on, teach. I'm sure you'll see some goody things and where I'm going to take you to. Just sit back and have some fun." Neptune giggled as she kept driving.

As Neptune was humming along while moving fast speed, she suddenly saw a crash from a building forcing her to stop. "Whoa! What dilly-billy!?" She squeaked.

The two girls stared shock, as the gigantic cactus monster was walking past them. None of them had absolutely nothing to say until the driving instructor spoke up.

"What... is... that?" She slowly said as she broke her sentence by one.

"That must be the monster that's destroying Lastation." Neptune implied. "Come on! Let's do this!"

"Wait! What are you going to do?"

"I'm gonna show this big plant thing how good of a driver I am." She put the petal to the metal once again and started following the monster.

"Why is that car chasing after the cactus?" Black Heart asked when seeing a purple car driving behind the monster.

"Allow me to observe..." Green Heart volunteered. She flew next to the car far away so the ones in the car couldn't see her. After taking a close look, she gasped as she saw a pink-haired girl waving at her.

"Hey, Vert! Check out my driving skills!" She called out.

Green Heart didn't say anything. She just flew away from the car and back to the Godesses.

"WHAT!? Is she a complete idiot!?" White Heart roared loudly.

"I shouldn't be surprised though," Green Heart sighed. "She is the kind of girl who would do this kind of thing."

"...Do me a favour and keep chasing that monster, would ya? I need to have a little argument with that moron." Black Heart told them. The two Goddesses nodded and chased after the cactus while Black Heart began flying to the car.

"Hey, Neptune! You there?" Black Heart called out while flying next to her.

"Yo, Noire!" Neptune smiled.

"Don't 'Yo, Noire!' me! What the heck are you doing!?"

"Oh, you know; just doing my test and showing my teach how to be a awesome driver. Right, teach?" She turned to her instructor who was frozen stiff as she was staring at nothing but the front window. Then the cacti monster tossed a piece of fence that was stuck into it, behind forcing Neptune to move left to dodge it. "See?"

"Oh, shut it! Just shut up and get back to the DMV and get your license already!"

"You sure you don't need help? I can see a lot of tiny spots all over your body and..."

Black Heart groaned. Although she doesn't want to admit she needed a little help from Purple Heart, she decided to make Neptune a deal. "I'll you what? If you finish your test and get your driver's license, I'll let you finish off the monster and buy you some pudding. Is this good enough for you?"

"Really? You promise you would do that for me?" Neptune said with sparkly eyes. Pudding is one of Neptune's favourite food. When someone offers her pudding, it's almost impossible for her to say no. Black Heart sighed as she slowly nodded. "You've totally got yourself a deal-deal! I'll be back before you know it!" Neptune pushed the petal harder as she accelerated under the monster and past it. "SOON AS I FINISH THIS TUTORIAL, I'M COMING BACK TO JOIN THE FRAY!" Neptune shouted and headed her way back to the DMV.

Black Heart gave a sigh of relief and she went back to help the others. "How are things on your si-" She stopped talking as her eyes widened after looking at the two CPUs covered with small picks on their bodies.

"Not... one... freaking... word..." White Heart growled as she gave a angered stare at Black Heart who sweatdropped.


Neptune was almost back in the DMV. While she was passing through cars, her instructor was squealing with fear and panic while hugging her clipboard. "Can you stop screaming like that? You sound like Compa!" Neptune pouted.

As she got her eyes back on the road, she gasped as she saw a oil truck which stopped in front of her. She immediately pushed hard on the brakes, but they were going too fast, it won't stop on time. Luckily, the truck was big enough for the car go under it, except for its roof which got torn apart after passing through. It's a good thing Neptune and her instructor managed to duck on time before going anywhere near it.

"Okay! That's it!" Neptune instructor stated as she had just enough of this road trip. "By the authority invested in me by the DMV, I hereby grant you Neptune, a professional driver's license."

"Really? ROCK ON!" Neptune cheered.

Neptune has obtained a Driver's License.

After signing the contract and received her official driver's license, Neptune was now ready to kick some butt once more. "Now to get some butt-whoopin!" Neptune called out as she transformed into her HHD form, Purple Heart and flew to help her allies.

"Weird day..." Neptune's instructor commented after seeing her off.

"Nuh... Bout average..." The guard of the DMV corrected her.


"Phew! I'm not sure if he's able to stand or not, but I'm positive that we damaged its armour frequently..." Green Heart stated after looking at the cacti monster's armour.

"Good! Then we might have a chance to destroy that armour and leave it exposed to take it down." Black Heart stated.

"Though, we used almost all of our power to make a dent on that thing. I can't believe that it's so hard to break that thing!" White Heart snarled.

"I wish Neptune could come right about now..." Green Heart sighed.

"You called for me?" The three Goddesses turned around to see the CPU of Planeptune ready for battle.

"What took you so long? We're only close to removing that darn armour." Black Heart said to her.

"I can see that..." Purple Heart said as she looked at the monster's armour. "I thank you for stalling it, now allow me to break the rest of it."

"And what you can possibly-" White Heart couldn't finish after Purple Heart immediately flew with her swords to the cacti monster.

"TAKE THIS! DOUBLE-CROSS SLASH R!" Purple Heart shouted as she landed multiple Cross Slash combos with incredible speed and turn along with a little more power in it. In an instant, the armour the cacti was wearing was immediately sliced into 4 parts and all of them fell off the cacti. Now it was a naked monster covered with picks. "Nothing to it." Purple Heart smirked stating her combo was successful.

"What the-? How did you destroy that armour so fast!?" Black Heart demanded a answer as Purple Heart came back.

"Let's just say I experienced something nice in the DMV tests." She smiled.

"I guess you learn something everyday." Green Heart agreed.

"Enough chatting already!" White Heart shouted. "Let's just hurry up and finish that piece of crap already!"

"Then let's all form a team ultimate attack for all four of us. That'll surely bring that monster down."

"All four of our ultimate attack into one. Interesting, I like it." Green Heart smiled intrigued with the idea.

"Um... How on earth are we supposed to do that?" Black Heart questioned.

"Simple; just use our ultimate attacks on the monster in sync." Purple Heart answered.

"Really? That's it?" White Heart said who was not impressed.

"Don't worry, we just need to attack all at once making a huge damage on him, it'll put him down for sure. Besides I already have a name for our attack."

"Riiiight. I hope your plan works, Purple Heart. Because I've had just enough of this big plant." Black Heart said to her.

"All right! Let's do this in 3... 2... 1... NOW!" All four CPUs flew straight ahead to the cacti monster. The monster spread its picks once again. The Goddesses tried their best to dodge all of them and endure them if hit. As soon as they were close enough, it was time for the team ultimate attack.

"CPU PRIME ATTACK: ALMIGHTY BUSTER!" All four CPUs landed their ultimate attack to the monster as Purple Heart made the slashes, Black Heart made the shots, White Heart made the punches and Green made the explosions. This causes the place to become bright as the monster roared as it disintegrated into nothing.

The light faded as a gigantic hole was left in the city of Lastation. All the CPUs were fallen into the ground back into their normal form. "That was some blast. Everyone okay there?" Neptune asked the three CPUs while trying to get up.

"Yeah... I think so..." Noire panted as she slowly got back up.

"So... did we win?" Blanc slowly asked.

"I don't sense the presence of the monster anymore. I think we have claimed victory." Vert answered.

The CPUs cheered for their victory, but lasted after they moaned in pain because of the cacti's picks that catched them.

"I think I want to go to the hospital now." Neptune yelped.

"Let's call the others to come and pick us up. We'll sign up for the grand prix tomorrow." Vert stated still moaning in pain.

"S-Sure." Noire picked up her phone and called her sister. "Hey, Uni. We need a immediate pick up in the city Lastation..."


"Mistress. Our monster has been defeated." A small figure told his mistress.

"Tch! I expected much for the goddesses." The mistress groaned. "But they won't be so lucky in the grand prix. Kukukukuku..."

"Please! This the CPUs we're talking about here." Another figure stated. "It takes more than firepower to take them down."

"Then we'll have to find the best course and racers so we can eliminate them. I would love to see them lose. This is going to be fun..."


And that's that! Geez that was ridiculously long. Looks like the four Goddesses have finally received their driver's license. Now all they gotta do is to sign up for the grand prix and then they'll be ready to race in the tournament. But what will await them and who will they race against? That'll come soon. But first they need to build a race car of their own, something strong enough to withstand the courses. Let's see how they can manage to build some speed machines of their own in another chapter.