Chapter 29: One Messed Up Family!
(Opening A/N: Okay guys, this is it, the end is here for this story but this whole series of these stories is still in it's prime and there are some stones left unturned and people unkilled. But rest assured, being a guy with bloodlust coursing through his veins, as you should know, Otaku is the name of my alter ego, and thus, I'd like to issue a challenge to all writers, create an alter ego based off of you and try to be creative with him or her. You can use any anime, video game, book, movie, or anything you see fit. But all in all, I feel like I've made a tremendous move on improving, but if I screw up, then I don't care, I'm just writing because it's all about having fun and earning respect with my fellow readers and writers. But right now, let's end this…)
[Two weeks after Yaznokov's demise, Boston Massachusetts, Catholic church]
Today marked a special day for the two of us, today was our wedding day, Revy along with some other women including Balalaika were with Revy as she was getting into her bride's dress, and I was dressed up in a decent tuxedo, and Rock was helping me with my tie.
"I can't believe that no one taught you how to tie a tie." Rock said, for all of my life, I never really wore a tie.
"Truth be told, I never really wore any ties, in fact, I got away with just wearing casual clothing." I replied, and Knowing Revy, she's not happy about wearing a wedding dress, but we had to for the sake of tradition of those who have wedded before me and Revy, and we had to do some things that were uncomfortable for the both of us, it turns out that Sawyer, ShenHua, Roberta, Balalaika, and Fabiola were with the bride making sure that she was looking her best for the special day, even though we could be having fun, I mean when Rock and Eda got married, they ended up with with enemy gangsters looking for bloodshed and we had a shoot 'em up wedding for the newlyweds, and they were lucky for that.
"Hey Rock what do you think the odds are that Revy is going to hate wearing a wedding dress?" I asked Rock and he began to laugh.
"I'd say 30:1 odds, but hey Eda was looking forward to our wedding for a long time, and now she's relishing the torment of you and Revy getting hitched. Let alone, she's wearing Eda's wedding dress." Rock informed me, and somehow, I knew for a fact that she wasn't going to be like a bridezilla thinking that everything had to be perfect, instead, she just wanted to get this out of the way and have our first child.
"Wait a minute, Revy's wearing Eda's wedding dress?" I asked recapping what my boss said, and he nodded yes.
"Something tells me she won't be as happy as you getting her pregnant." Rock said, and as soon as the preacher arrived, Jason and Sora came out to get us to is come into the church.
"Hurry up guys, the reception is about to start." Jason said as he waved us into the church and we all got into the church, and it turned out that Jason was my best man in the wedding followed up by Sora, Brondo, Garcia, and Jack who happens to be a childhood friend of me, Jason and Sora when we were growing up in southie or to those not familiar to Boston south Boston.
"Congrats on you and Revy's nuptials, I hope that you two go fah with this little mahiage of youahs." Jack said with a heavy southie accent, I was originally from southern Maine so I tend to speak the same way.
"Thanks, I hope to make a faya family and have me and the Mrs. go fah too with this little mahiage of ouahs." I replied using the same accent, just then Pops had Revy arm in arm as they began to walk down the aisle, she had a disappointed look on her face knowing that she was wearing Eda's wedding dress, luckily she washed it so Revy could be able to wear it, and Pops who isn't really my father raised me here in South Boston, luckily my biological dad, his new wife I call Mumz and her kids were also here to see me get married to the woman I love, he was a mulatto man and he and I happen to share the same face, and he along with the others wanted to see their daughter/sister in law get married to his birth son/step son/Brother .
Revy then joined me in front of the priest as he was about to give us the sermon.
"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to Join Roman-Scott Rideout and Rebecca Lee in the union of holy matrimony, under the light of god and everyone in attendance." The priest said, and Revy was not really happy about this, but it needed to be done.
'I can't believe that I'm wearing Eda's wedding dress, and now I'm knocked up.' Revy mumbled to herself, and I knew that something was up with her.
'I know you're not happy about this Revy, but we're going to start a family, and this needed to be done.' I whispered then it was time for us to exchange our vows.
"Do you, Roman-Scott Rideout take Rebecca Lee to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?" The priest asked, and I had to say it.
"I do." I answered, now it was Revy's turn.
"And do you Rebecca Lee take Roman-Scott Rideout to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?" The priest asked and she knew that she was carrying a child within her, and she was at the point of no return.
"I do." Revy answered, and this reminds me of a joke about marriage, there are three rings in marriage you have to go through, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!
Screw you, that was a good joke!
"Then, by the power invested in me, and by the state of Massachusetts, I hereby pronounce you, man and wife, you may now kiss the bride." The Priest said as I lifted the veil and we both kissed one another. "May I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Roman and Rebecca Rideout."
We finally got married, we also had a small reception with Rock toasting to both me and Revy getting hitched, and now the only thing left to do is to wait for the child to be born.
[8½ months later...Boston General maternity ward, 3:52 p.m.]
I was sitting in a chair thinking that if I went into that room and had Revy screaming her head off and threatening me to cut my boys off, let alone she was going through so much pain trying to give birth to a baby, and also Balalaika is in there too.
That was just a powder keg ready to explode with two of the most dangerous women in history trying to help them is likely that you're going to end up with a bullet in the skull.
Just then, Garcia was standing in front of me with a look like he had some news to share with me, and it turned out that it was about Roberta.
"Say Otaku, can I have a word with you in private?" Garcia asked and I followed him into a place where the two of us could be able to talk to one another without the threat of someone walking in on our conversation, Garcia then looked around to make sure no one was going to listen in to our conversation.
"Listen I just found out that Roberta is also pregnant, and she's two weeks along, but I wanted to tell you this since you're going to be a father as well," Garcia said, I just took a deep breath and had to take all of the information into my mind, it's seems that the Bloodhound of Florencia is carrying the child of her young master, talk about having one messed up family.
"Well Garcia, I've only got one thing to say about being a father, you need to be there for your kid when they need their parents, trust me, I'm going to be there for my kid, and I swear through hell or high water, I'll see that child flourish into being something unique." I said, just then there was a knock on the wall right behind us, it turns out it was Wally with some good news.
"Congratulations mate, you're a father of a healthy young baby boy, nine pounds and twelve ounces." Wally said, and this just put a smile on my face, I knew that someone out there has just graced me with someone to carry on my future after I'm a fading memory, and now I have a son to carry on the legacy.
[Song: Carry On My Wayward Son Artist: Kansas Genre: Rock]
Rock, Eda and Emily were looking through the nursery window and little Emily pointed out which one was my child and it turned out that the child looks exactly like me, but he happens to have his mom's purple hair.
"Have you decided a name for your child?" Rock asked, and that was when I informed Rock about little Emily giving the child his name.
"Actually Emily, can you tell your daddy what you named the baby?" I asked and she had a big smile on her little face.
"His name is Logan." Emily said, and there was my beautiful son, Logan Jackson Rideout.
"Logan, I like that name." Rock said, and it turned out that his name came from the comic book character Wolverine.
"Yeah, she wanted it to be Logan since she likes Wolverine." I said, and I gave little Emily a Wolverine comic book for her to read.
Here we are, altogether, one big messed up family, but we were all happy together though, and many more surprises were coming down the road.
More to follow after this…
(A/N: Well my demonic corpses, this is another story in the can! I hope to get writing the prequel soon though, I mean it means so much to me to finish off a story and have a good close to it, I'm sorry if I had to go and offend a few people with that joke, that's all it was, a joke. Anyway, I wish I could've made this longer, but all in all, I think I did somewhat of a decent job on it. But I'll let you guys decide, leave a review if possible and hopefully any faves or follows but there's no need to follow this since it's finished. And also keep an eye out for the prequel Otaku Unhinged 3: Origins In Blood, coming soon to . But until the next story let alone any other updates, this is the master of chaos, the commander of the legion of corpses, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)
