Thanks to my reviewers and Rainbowstar fans!


It was now sunhigh. Rainbowstar was still yelling at the she-cats and barking out orders like an army general. If Rainbowstar was outside, that meant Squirrelflight was somewhere nearby. Squirrelflight was Rainbowstar's favorite cat to pick on. The nicknames ranged from the adverage Pooper Scooper to the highly insulting Carrotfur. Sure, her fur was ginger, but that didn't give anyone the right to make fun of her' even if the cat teasing her was a one moon old kit-leader with rainbow fur. And, boy did Rainbowstar complain a lot! It was always 'Do this! Do that! Chew this! Chew that! Go find me this! Go find me that!' and she only tasked the newly mateless she-cats. Except Dovewing, that is.

Rainbowstar sighed. There was nothing going on in the clan today. Millie fell off a cliff and died, Jayfeather regained his sight, and Graystripe ate all the food. Nothing. Going. On. The rainbow kit scaned Thunderclan camp for anything interesting. She spotted Blossomfall, Bumblestripe and Briarlight having a partay, Sandstorm and Graystripe making out behind the nursery, and Spiderleg was singing a Meghan Trainpurr song off-key. Rainbowstar sighed again.

"There's nothing going on in this stanky clan..." she muttered. The rainbow kit saw something out of the corner of her eye. It was Dovewing leaving camp. Rainbowstar rose to her paws.

"For the first time in forever... you finally got off your ass!" Squirrelflight sang sarcaasticly.

"Shut it, Carrotfur." Rainbowstar hissed and leapt down from Tallrock. She padded over to Ivypool, who had joined in on Blossomfall's partay.

"Uh... Ivypool?" Rainbowstar asked. The tabby she-cat turned around and stared at the rainbow kit.

"H-hi! Meh names Evypoo, but yu can call meh Evypoo." Ivypool slurred as if she was drunk or something.

"Okay... where did Dovewing just go?" Rainbowstar asked.

"Wull, see went to go hunting. 'Nd, who iz Dov win?" Ivypool slurred.

"No, where did she really go?" Rainbowstar hissed and pinned the drunk cat down.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I want yo kittehs!" Ivypool slurred. Rainbowstar had just about enough of this slurring and punched the authoress for making Ivypool 'slur' three times in a row.

"Where. Is. Dovewing?" Rainbowstar growled.

"Yo haaaaaaaaaave rainbow furrrrrr... 'nd Dov win went to see her 'ecret boyfrrrrrrrrriend." Ivypool finally slurred said.

"Secret boyfriend? I've got to go check this out!" Rainbowstar exclaimed and stood up. She started to pad away.

"Neeeeeeeeewwwwwww! I want yo kittehs!" a drunk Ivypool screamed after her. Rainbowstar took one look at Ivypool and ran away. Since Rainbowstar was the BEST hunter, she had the BEST nose. She could easily follow Dovewing's scent to the Shadowclan border. Rainbowstar froze in her tracks when she saw Dovewing and some Shadowclan tom making out like Graystripe and Sandstorm had been eariler. Rainbowstar cleared her throat and the couple jumped. They slowly turned to face the rainbow kit.

"Who is that?" the tom gasped. Dovewing immediately relaxed.

"It's just Rainbowstar." she said with a shrug.

"Whew, mama! It's gettin' hot up in here!" the tom panted. Dovewing glared at him.

"Tigerheart!" she hissed.

"Dovewing, go back to camp and help your sister. She had too much catnip again." Rainbowstar said with a shudder. Dovewing nodded then left with a sigh.

"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo... you're Rainbowstar?" Tigerheart asked and scooted over closer to the rainbow kit.

"Yes, that's me." Rainbowstar purred. "You must be Tigerheart!"

"The one and only." he said seductively and wiggled his imaginary eyebrows.

"Okay... tell me about yourself, Tigerheart." Rainbowstar said, trying to be polite.

"I'm in Shadowclan, currently single, I'm related to LIonblaze, Jayfeather and Hollyleaf but you don't know her, currently single, my parents are Rowanstar and Tawnypelt, currently single, and I used to be dating Dovewing, but now I'm currently single." Tigerheart purred.

"I get the feeling you're trying to tell me you're currently single," Rainbowstar said cheerfully. Tigerheart nodded.

"Tell me about you." he said.

"Well, I became a warrior, deputy and leader yesterday, skipping apprenticeship, all the toms in the clan are my mate, and I'm only one moon old." Rainbowstar said uneasily. Tigerheart's jaw dropped through the ground.

"Wow, mama! You're so sexy- I MEAN- you're so cool!" Tigerheart laughed nervously. "Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... if another tom, and I'm just asking, were to ask you to be your mate, would you say yes?"

"I don't see why not." Rainbowstar chirped.

"Excellent! And, uh, you would say yes even if he wasn't from your clan?" Tigerheart asked. Rainbowstar nodded.

"YES! Now, I'm going to run of screaming 'YES! YES! YES!' like Daniel Bryan and do nothing with the info you just told me." Tigerheart said slowly. Then he ran off as fast as he could screaming 'YES! YES! YES!' repeatedly.

"What a nice tom," Rainbowstar said and ran back to camp.


Tigerheart is really an overly nice tom. And, don't worry! Rainbowstar won't sic her warriors on you if you insult her! She prefers to get you herself :D