AN: group me is such an amusing app


Omake 4: 2nd Year, March 8

Sorimachi Kazuki created a group with you in it

He raised an eyebrow and read the notification on his phone again. He had no idea why Sorimachi would suddenly add him in a group chat. Sure, they got closer because of camp, but even then they didn't hang out that much. He was usually with Kojiro and all the other Toho kids.

He swiped his phone and it directly opened to the app, waiting as it loaded the contents. When it finally finished buffering, he couldn't help but raise both of his eyebrows from seeing who exactly he was in a group message with.

Sorimachi Kazuki added you, Hyuuga Kojiro, Sawada Takeshi, Misaki Taro, and 3 more to the group

Wakashimazu Ken added Wakabayashi Genzo, Soda Makoto, and 2 more to the group

Wow, that's a lot of people. Though, it wasn't the whole team.

Wonder what could be going on.

Sawada Takeshi changed the group's name to "Boyfriend Support Squad"

Boyfriend Support Squad? What the hell? Why would Sawada-kun...

Hyuuga Kojiro: Change that stupid name back Takeshi, or so help me. I will gut you tomorrow. I don't need help.

Oh, it's something to do with Hyuuga-kun then? And what did the name even mean?

Wakashimazu Ken: Admit it. You really do need it.

Hyuuga Kojiro: I do not. Now delete this group or I'm leaving.

Sorimachi Kazuki: Go ahead. We'll just add you back. Besides, you're the one who needs it more.

What did the guy even need them for?

Hyuuga Kojiro: And I told you, I don't.

Wakabayashi Genzo: What the hell are you guys even talking about? Why am I even in this group?

Sawada Takeshi added Nitta Shun to the group

Sorimachi Kazuki changed his name to "Squad Leader"

Wakashimazu Ken: You have a girlfriend.

So did Hyuuga-kun, Soda-kun, Misugi-kun, Matsuyama-kun…

Oh, he got it. Alright. The chat name kind of made sense now.

Wakabayashi Genzo: What does have got to do with anything?

Misaki Taro: I don't have a girlfriend.

Not yet, anyway. Sooner or later, he was going to be with Ayame-chan.

Squad Leader: We all know that you're gonna hook up with Ayame-chan.

Misaki Taro: Where does everyone get this idea? Ayame and I are just great friends.

Izawa Mamoru: Sure Taro, whatever you say, Taro.

Misaki Taro: Fuck you, Izawa.

Izawa Mamoru: ;)

Sawada Takeshi, Nitta Shun, and 5 others liked Izawa Mamoru's message

You liked Izawa Mamoru's message

Misaki Taro: You all suck.

He couldn't help but chuckle at his best friend's reply

Wakabayashi Genzo: Will someone just answer me

Sawada Takeshi: I think Hyuuga-san muted the chat.

Squad Leader: Really? That ass. I made this for him and he ignores us. Rude.

Matsuyama Hikaru: Not to repeat what's Wakabayashi's been demanding, but what exactly is this group chat for? Don't we already have another group chat?

Wakabayashi Genzo liked Matsuyama Hikaru's message

Squad Leader: The group name kind of explains it. Thanks Sawada Takeshi, btw.

Sawada Takeshi: No problem.

Matsuyama Hikaru: I still don't get it.

Squad Leader: Basically, Kojiro needs help buying a gift for his girlfriend for White Day, and who can he ask better than his teammates who are quite experienced in that matter.

He chuckled at reading Sorimachi's answer. He didn't think their Tiger would be happy with that.

Hyuuga Kojiro: I told you I don't need your help!

See?

Soda Makoto: Woah what? Hyuuga has a girlfriend?

Matsuyama Hikaru, Misugi Jun, and 3 others liked Soda Makoto's message

Hyuuga Kojiro: Shut up Sorimachi. I swear to god if you don' delete this, I will make your life a living hell.

Squad Leader: If you can take Maki-chan being upset with you.

Maki? Was that his girlfriend's name? That did sound familiar. He might have heard the girls gossiping about her one time while Hyuuga-kun was trying to look irritated at them. Too bad his pink cheeks betrayed him.

Sawada Takeshi: I think she's been looking forward to this too. She texted me that she's excited to see what you're going to give her. She did send you a pretty thoughtful Valentine's Day gift.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Why the hell do you have her number?

Sawada Takeshi: Because she likes me.

He had never thought that Sawada-kun had that much sass in him. Hmm, looks like he still had lots to learn about their Little Technician.

Squad Leader and Wakashimazu Ken liked Sawada Takeshi's message

Sawada Takeshi changed the topic to: "Help Hyuuga-san think of a gift for his girlfriend."

Hyuuga Kojiro: Fuck you. Fuck all of you.

Matsuyama Hikaru: You still haven't gotten a gift for your girlfriend? Dude, White Day's in six days.

Wakashimazu Ken: That's what we've been telling him. He's too stubborn to say that he needs help thinking of what to give her.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Well, sorry I'm too busy trying to study for finals and manage the club. Not to mention I had to shoot stupid endorsements.

Hyuuga Kojiro: What about all of you then? Did you guys get a gift for your girlfriend? I doubt it.

Matsuyama Hikaru: I've had a gift for Yoshiko since a week after Valentine's Day.

Misugi Jun: I bought Yayoi's gift three weeks ago.

Izawa Mamoru: Rika's gift arrived two weeks ago.

He chuckled against as the whole stream of answers from thoughtful boyfriends saying that their gifts were all prepared and accounted for got posted on the group chat. He couldn't even believe that Wakabayashi-kun even got one so early for Shiori-chan. He had it two days earlier than Izawa-kun's gift.

He turned to the corner of his room, where sure enough the paper bag with the gift for his own girlfriend was placed, ready for the day it's going to be given.

You: Yup, mine's been ready even before Valentine's Day.

Squad Leader: See? Even Tsubasa has a gift for Sanae-chan.

Was that supposed to mean something or…

Squad Leader: Admit it Kojiro, your gift game is weak.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Shut up.

Hyuuga Kojiro: I'm just searching for the best gift to give her. And I can send it to her in time. Leave me alone.

That's not exactly the confession they all wanted, but at least he said he's looking for one.

Matsuyama Hikaru: Send? You're not giving it to her face to face?

Wakashimazu Ken: His girlfriend lives in Okinawa.

Oh, they're in a long distance relationship? Huh, he didn't peg him to be one of those guys. How did that even work?

Soda: Okinawa? That's a long way from Tokyo! How in the world did you guys even meet?

Hyuuga Kojiro: None of your goddamn business, that's how.

Sawada Takeshi: They met back in winter break, when he suddenly decided that he wanted a new shot.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Sawada shut up.

Sawada Takeshi: The Raiju Shot was actually inspired by her. It was cute. You should have seen them when they were saying goodbye to each other.

Hyuuga Kojiro: That's it. You're running 20 laps every day next week.

That seemed a little harsh.

Sawada Takeshi: What do you think Hyuuga-san should give her?

Well, that seemed a little harsher. He just straight up ignored his captain. Hyuuga-kun's probably seething at home.

Squad Leader: Personally, I think he should give her some kind of designer bag of something. Girls dig those.

They do, but considering its Hyuuga-kun's girlfriend, she's probably going to choose practicality that prestige.

Wakashimazu Ken: And I told you, she's not like one of those girls. You know how she is. What does she need a leather bag for in Okinawa?

Squad Leader: I don't know bragging rights?

Hyuuga Kojiro: Maki doesn't care about those. She's probably just going to keep it in her closet and let it rot.

So her name was Maki. Wow, how did the girls even get this information out of him? He wasn't one to just spill all his secrets to anyone. He'd hiss at you like an angry kitten first before he even spoke a tidbit of information about his love life.

But then again, the girls were a force to be recognized.

Soda Makoto: Dang, your girl's a tough one Hyuuga.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Don't remind me.

Misaki Taro has left the group

He was surprised he just did that right now. He could have left right when he found out that everyone here had a girlfriend and he didn't.

But did he really not have a girlfriend.

Squad Leader: Oh hell no. Someone bring back Misaki. We're all in this shit together.

Izawa Mamoru: I gotcha fam.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Leave him alone Sorimachi. Stop roping people into this stupid thing.

Squad Leader: I'm doing this for you! You should be grateful.

Hyuuga Kojiro: I didn't even ask you to make one!

Izawa Mamoru added Misaki Taro to the group

Misaki Taro: WHY

Misaki Taro: I don't need to be here. I don't even have a girlfriend.

Yeah right.

Squad Leader: I don't care. You're helping out a friend. Isn't that enough for you?

Misaki Taro: No.

Misaki Taro: Kojiro can think of a gift himself.

Hyuuga Kojiro liked Misaki Taro's message

Hyuuga Kojiro: See listen to him, he makes sense.

Squad Leader: No he doesn't. Misaki doesn't know what he's talking about. I doubt he even has a gift to Ayame-chan.

Misaki Taro: Why would I need to give her a gift? We're not even in a relationship.

He wasn't going to give her a gift, but he was going on a date with her.

You: But you're still doing something with her right? Sanae told me you're picking her up after school that day to go somewhere.

Izawa Mamoru: Ooh, is it a date? Damn sonny, you sly bastard.

Squad Leader, Wakabayashi Genzo, and 3 more liked Izawa Mamoru's message

You liked Izawa Mamoru's message

Misaki Taro: It's not a date. Aya just wants to watch Zootopia and no one's going to be able to go since everyone would be hanging with you guys.

Oh so he calls her Aya now? As far as he knew, the only ones who called her that were people she was closed with.

Was he sure that they were only friends?

You: Just watching?

Misaki Taro: Well, we're eating at sushi right after. She said she was craving them so she's basically forcing me to eat them with her.

Izawa Mamoru: That sounds like a date for me.

You, Wakabayashi Genzo, and 2 others liked Izawa Mamoru's message.

Misaki Taro: Why do I even bother?

Yes, why did he even bother trying to deny the relationship he had with her? It's not like they were going to judge him for it.

Squad Leader: Enough about Misaki! We still need to help Kojiro. He only has six days left to send his girlfriend a gift.

Hyuuga Kojiro: I don't need any help. Fuck off!

Calm down, tiger. Sorimachi-kun was just trying to be a nice friend.

Nitta Shun: Um… Can I go? This is really blowing up my phone and I need to study for finals…

Nitta Shun: Also, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm sure everyone here can help Hyuuga-senpai without me.

Oh hey, he almost forgot about their other little guy. Speaking of studying, he needed to do that too. But this conversation is more interesting than studying though.

Misaki Taro liked Nitta Shun's message

Sawada Takeshi: No! Shun, you're the only person I can trust here. Everyone else is older than me.

Misaki Taro: How does that make any sense?

Nitta Shun liked Misaki Taro's message

Nitta Shun: Well, tough luck. I want to pass my classes and this group chat is way too annoying. Bye.

Nitta Shun left the group

Sawada Takeshi: Rude.

He couldn't help but chuckle at the guy's reaction. Seriously, this Sawada was a way different person.

Hyuuga Kojiro: Right, that's what you get for being nosy. And why are you still texting Maki anyway?

Sawada Takeshi: I give her information you don't want to give her. How do you think she knew to give you a new pair of shin guards?

Hyuuga Kojiro: …I hate you so much right now.

Sawada Takeshi: Glad to be of service senpai ;)

Hyuuga Kojiro: I'm muting this chat. I'm going to find her a gift. ON MY OWN. Go bother a different person.

Izawa Mamoru: Yo, Hyuuga. Rika suggested to get her new softball mittens or something.

Hyuuga Kojiro: YOU TOLD YOUR GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS?

That… actually sounded like a good idea. Maybe he should ask Sanae as well. She would know what to give Kojiro's girlfriend.

Hyuuga Kojiro: AND HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT SHE PLAYS SOFTBALL

Izawa Mamoru: Oh she said she got it from Anego, who heard it from Daichi, who knew from you.

Ooh, Daichi knew about this? Huh, maybe he needed to have a talk with Daichi. He could never pass this opportunity up.

HYUUGA KOJIRO: I'M DONE. I'M JUST DONE.

Hyuuga Kojiro has left the group

Tsubasa couldn't help the chuckle from escaping from his lips. They were just trying to help. But yeah he could see why he would be frustrated. They could be a little annoying from time to time. Oh well, that's what he got for being friends with them.

Now to find Daichi…

Squad Leader: So anyone needs any more help?

End