Dipper and Gary stood before the clone just staring at one another curiously. "This is just… Bizarre." Gary said poking slightly at the Dipper copy, "He looks exactly like you, minus the logo on the hat."

Dipper and the copy of him rubbed the back of their heads nervously.

"So uh…" They both said with their voices sounding the same; though they realized they had interrupted one another.

"Oh, I'm sorry, you first." Dipper and the copy said at the same time, "Stop copying me!" They started to laugh at their own joke, while Gary face-palmed himself at this. "Great…" Gary groaned, "They both have the same sense of humor."

The clone Dipper had tried to hit his arm though he had accidentally hit his arm on the desk.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" The clone Dipper said rubbing where he hit his arm, "Funny bone, ow."

Dipper took a marker and wrote the number 2 on the clones hat. "We will call: Number 2." Dipper said.

"Number 2? I don't know that sounds a bit corny." Gary said.

"Yeah, he's right." The Dipper copy said, "I need another name."

They all thought about what to call the Dipper copy, until the copy spoke up, "Hey, you know what name I've always wanted?"

"Tyrone!" Dipper and the copy said.

"Okay, not gonna lie, that's creepy." Gary said, "Well than again you both are the same person."

"Alright Tyrone." Dipper said, "Let's get down to business. I'm thinking you can cover me at the ticket stand, while I ask Wendy to dance."

"Don't worry, I know the plan buddy." The copy named Tyrone said with a smile.

They both got out there large list which actually made Gary's eyes widened slightly. "They're both too much alike." He thought in his head.

Dipper backed up slightly when he saw this, "Wait… We're not gonna get jealous and turn on each other like in the movies right?"

Gary eyed at Tyrone suspiciously, "Yeah… You aren't gonna do that are you?"

"Gary please." Tyrone said with a smile, "This is Dipper he's talking about, besides, if I do that, he can just disintegrate me with water." Both Dipper and Tyrone tapped each other on the head, which made Gary shutter, "Okay I take back what I said before, this is just downright scary."


Just as planned, Tyrone took Dipper's place at the ticket stand while he was inside the Shack with Gary. They were currently looking for Wendy through the crowd. "Look Dipper, there she is!" Gary said, pointing over to Wendy who was leaning against the wall.

Dipper fixed up his bowtie and made sure his hair was alright.

"Wish me luck." He said.

Gary gave him a thumbs up, "Go get'em tiger."

With that, Dipper approached Wendy as he hummed to himself, while he danced a little.

"Great news Wendy!" He said, "I got someone to cover the concessions for me!"

"Really? That's awesome." Wendy said, "You can hang out with me and Robbie."

Dipper gasped when he suddenly saw Robbie standing there with them. "Robbie, you remember Dipper from the convenience store?"

Robbie looked to Dipper, "Uh… No." He said before turning his attention back to Wendy, "Yo, Wendy, check out my new guitar." He took out his guitar from his case and played a few notes leaving Wendy impressed.

"Wow, cool." She said.

Dipper gasped at this again, seeing as exactly where this was going; he couldn't help but think of the scenario in his head.


Wendy and Robbie were dancing away on the dance floor to a slow song. Lights blazed around the room like stars in the night sky.

"Oh Robbie." Wendy said, "You're such an arrogant fraud. But kiss me anyway because you can play guitar! Oh, wait, I forgot something."

Wendy went over to Dipper and just punched him, causing him to fall on his back.

"LET'S GET MARRIED TONIGHT!" Wendy shouted, running back to Robbie.


Dipper started to sweat nervously at this. Though it wasn't long till his cellphone had started to ring from his pocket. He picked it up and didn't take long for him to realize that it was Tyrone, his clone.

"Hey Dipper, it's me, you." Tyrone said over the phone, "I just had the same jealousy fantasy."

"We gotta get rid of Robbie if I ever want to dance with Wendy." Dipper said to Tyrone over the phone. Wendy called out to Dipper, "Hey, Dipper, we're gonna go sit on the couch. Meet us there when you're ready." With that, her and Robbie went over by the couch.

Gary went over to Dipper, "Hey, what are you doing? You're letting them sit on the couch!"

"I know! I know!" Dipper said to Gary, "We gotta do something!"

Dipper spotted Robbie's bike and he hatched an idea. He turned back to Tyrone, "I've got an idea!"

"I've got the same one." Tyrone said, "But we're gonna need some help."


-Stan's Office-

Gary had helped Dipper to copy himself and they were successful at it. He had labeled the second copy of himself as number 3. He had already explained the plan to Dipper 3. "... And that's where you come in Dipper 3." Dipper said, as he had finished explaining it to him.

"Think you can handle it?" Gary asked.

"Yup." Dipper 3 said before asking, "But, what happens if Robbie catches me? I'll be all alone."

They all nodded their heads in agreement.

"One more than?" Gary said.

"Yeah, one more clone couldn't hurt." Dipper said as Gary helped him climb up on the copy machine, "After all this is a four Dipper plan."

Gary turned on the copy machine, and it had did it's thing. Though when it printed out the paper, it got stuck.

"Oh no, the paper jammed." Gary said as he pulled the paper out of the printer.

He set it on the floor and it had started to ripple. Though it was crumbled, it had come to life, though he looked like he was in the same shape as the paper was. Gary screamed as it had crawled on-top of him.

"NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN!" Paper Jam Dipper yelled with a high pitch voice.

"You can't seriously pair me up with him." Dipper 3 said.

"Hey, come on, don't be rude." Tyrone said, helping Paper Jam Dipper off of Gary; he held him like a baby, "Hey there buddy, it's okay."

"AAAAA-KKKKKKXXX-A!" Paper Jam Dipper said.

"Okay, okay, one more clone." Dipper said, before lying back down on the copier machine.


-Meanwhile-

Pacifica was up on the stage singing a song chosen in the karaoke machine. She was just at the end of her song.

Always means forever

ALLLWWWAAAAYYYSSS!

Forever...

The crowd cheered and clapped at Pacifica's performance.

"And Pacifica pulls ahead!" Soos said to the audience.

Pacifica handed the microphone over to Mabel, "Try to top that. Oh and Grenda by the way, you sound like a professional wrestler."

Pacifica walked over to the seats, leaving the three girls just standing there.

"I WANNA PUT HER IN A HEADLOCK AND MAKE HER FEEL PAIN!" Grenda yelled, like a wrestler.

"It's not over till it's over sisters!" Mabel said, "Watch this."

Mabel ran up onto the stage, "Soos! Give me the 80s-ist, crowd pleasing-ist, rock battle-y-ist song you've got!"

Soos nodded with his thumb up, and he played a song which was titled, "Don't Start Unbelieving"

"Excellent." She said with a smile, before she started to sing as Candy and Grenda danced to the song.

Don't start, unbelieving!

Never don't not feel your feelings!

The crowd went nuts as she singed. "NOW I'M GONNA DO A FLIP!" Mabel shouted before jumping in the air; though she landed right on her face. "That was for YOU guys!" She said before she started to sing again.

Mira sat watching from the distance sitting beside Wren. "Wow, the crowd is just loving your sister up there." Wren said.

"What can I say? My sister just has a like-able personality, unlike me." Mira said.

Wren didn't quite hear her at the last part, "Hmm, did you say something?"

Mira shook her head.

Wren looked back onto the stage and watched as Mabel continued to dance. Wren slightly laughed to herself though Mira had taken notice of this. "What?" She asked curiously, "What's so funny?"

"I was just thinking." Wren said to Mira with a smile.

"Thinking? About what?"

"I bet it's nice, being a triplet I mean."

Mira replied as she played with her hair a bit, "Oh yeah, it really is. The three of us maybe different, but we like a lot of the same things."

Wren became intrigued by this, "Your brother and sister, what are they like?"

"Well, they're basically my best friends." Mira said, "Dipper has his smarts, but is cute when he's awkward, and Mabel is always fun, and you never actually feel down, when you're around her. She just always has this smile that would warm anyones heart. Whenever Dipper or me feel down, she would always find a way to cheer us up."

"What about you?" Wren asked curiously, "What are you like?"

"Between Dipper and Mabel?" Mira said, "Well I'm… I'm just me."

Wren seemed to be confused by this, "Just you? What do you mean?"

"I… Um…" Mira said twiddling her thumbs, "I'd rather not get into it… It's kind of personal you know."

Wren gave a reassuring smile, "Alright. If you don't want to talk about it that's fine, I won't force you."

Mira smiled back at her, "... Thank you."

On stage Dipper approached Soos, and tapped him to get his attention. Soos leaned in and Dipper whispered something in his ears.

"Dudes…" He said into the microphone, "Would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike, please report outside. It's being stolen right now."

This had gotten Robbie's attention as she jumped from the couch. "WAIT WHAT!?" He exclaimed. He ran to the window and saw two people on his bike; unaware that the ones still his bike was clones Dipper 3 and 4; Robbie ran outside and had gone after them.

"HEY COME BACK HERE!" He yelled as he ran into the forest.

Dipper used this as an opportunity to go to the armchair on the couch. "Oh tough break." He said to the teen, "I wonder who those guys are who aren't me because I'm right here."

"Now we're gonna bring it down for a minute." Soos said over the microphone, "Ladies, dudes, now is the time." Slow music began to play, and the couples on the dance floor danced with one another. "Oh snap." Wendy said, "I love this song." She started to sway her head to the music.

Mabel and Mira approached Dipper. "Hey goofus!" Mabel said getting his attention, "Now's your chance to ask-MMF!?"

Dipper had covered Mabel's mouth and removed himself from the armchair. When he was far enough from Wendy, he removed his hand from Mabel's mouth, "Now's your chance to ask Wendy to dance!"

"Yeah." Mira agreed, "The dance floor is perfect right now, so go for it!"

Dipper turned to Wendy, and looked at his list. He struggled to walk over to Wendy; though at the very last second he turned around and ran in the other direction.

"Dipper!" Mira yelled, "Where are you going!?"

"I'll be right back!" Dipper yelled back to Mira.


Up in the attic both Dipper and Tyrone were pacing around the room while Gary sat on his bed, and eat another nacho burrito while he watched them pace around.

"Oh I agree!" Tyrone said, "You can't just go dance with her."

"Yeah… Um, how come you can't do that?" Gary asked with his mouth full, "I mean, it should be easy."

Dipper said, "Gary the whole dance floor is a minefield, a MINEFIELD!"

"He's right!" Tyrone said, "I'm right! We're both right!" At this point, Dipper and Tyrone began to go back and forth as they explained in detail to Gary.

"What if there's a glitch in the sound system?"

"Stan might get in the way!"

"Robbie might come back!"

Gary immediately stopped them both after swallowing his food, "Okay, okay, I get it." Gary said, "It is very bad, if any of those things happen. So what do we do?"

"We're gonna need some help!" Dipper said, "To the copier machine!"

Just like that Dipper had made six more of himself. They all started to discuss a plan and they made the lists longer. After awhile, Dipper had gotten everyone's attention. "Alright Dippers, gather around!" He said.

All of the Dipper copies had did what he said and gather around.

"Okay, now is the time to set the plan in motion!" Dipper said, "You all clear on what to do?"

All of the Dippers nodded their heads; Gary said to them, "Great! Everybody move out!"

The Dipper clones, one by one had entered the party. The clone labeled number 10 went on the stage where Soos was. "Hey Soos look!" He said, "A glowing dot!" Number 10, turned on a red light and shined just behind him; Soos eyes averted to the red dot.

"Oh man, I'm so glad I turned my head." Soos said, "That dot does not disappoint."

Number 10 went over to the DJ and place a CD into the player that was labeled Wendy Mix, and gave a signal to the other clone. The clone labeled Number 8 sitting above the party hooked a dollar bill onto the fishing hook, and he let it dangle it in front of Stan who was just getting himself some food.

"Right, like I'm gonna fall for that." Stan said.

Than just a second later he just dove for the money, though because it was attached to a fishing hook he missed. He started to chase the money.

"GIVE ME THAT MONEY, MONEY!" Stan shouted running after it.

With Stan distracted, the Dipper clone labeled number 6 rang a bell, signaling the others from upstairs in the attic.

"That's your cue." Tyrone said, "It's the perfect time to ask Wendy to dance. Good luck me!"

"I don't need luck, I have a plane." Dipper said.

"Okay, okay time to go Romeo." Gary said, dragging Dipper by the collar of his shirt. Dipper and Gary walked down the stairs and turned the corner, Gary stopped in his tracks and Dipper wondered why. Though Dipper quickly realized why when he saw Wendy standing there instead of being on the dance floor; he couldn't help but let out a scream.

"Hey there Wendy!" Gary said with a smile.

"Oh hey guys." Wendy greeted, "What's up?"

Dipper stammered as he asked, "Wha-what are you doing here? I mean wouldn't you rather be out on the dance floor in uh exactly 42 seconds?"

"I'm just waiting for the bathroom." Wendy said.

Gary soon gotten a new idea, he backed up as he said, "I'll just uh, leave you two alone."

"Wait, Gary!" Dipper whispered. Though with a wink of an eye, Gary had gone back around the corner, and he mouthed the words, "Good luck."

Dipper started to become nervous again, as he gotten out his list again. "Small talk, small talk, small talk!"

Wendy than got his attention, "So hey, let's say everyone at this party is stuck on a desert island. Who do you think would be the leader?"

Dipper couldn't really think of an answer; Wendy had given him her answer, "I think I'd go with this lunatic." She referred to a man on the dance floor who was sweating from dancing. Dipper looked to the disk and back to Wendy; with a sigh he placed the list in his pocket and gave his answer pointing to a tall man, "I'd think I'd go for Stretch over there, because tall men can reach coconuts."

Wendy laughed, before saying, "Speaking of tall you wanna see something?"

She reached into her pocket and pulled out her wallet showing what appeared to be an old picture. She had a thumb over someone taller than the three boys. "Those are my brothers." Wendy said, "And I'm… Booooop"

She moved her thumb and it was revealed to be her with her pigtails and braces. Dipper couldn't help but laugh. "You looked like a freak!" He commented. Though immediately afterwards, he placed his hands over his mouth.

Wendy just laughed and said, "Yup."

Dipper laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "You know, people used to make fun of my birthmark before I started to hide it all the time."

Wendy had a quizzical look on her face, "Birthmark."

Dipper wanted to take back what he said, "Oh, no! I mean-!" He groaned, "Why did I say that?"

"No way, now you have to show me!" Wendy said before chanting, "Show me! Show me! Show me!" Dipper let out a sigh and took off his hat, before moving his bangs. There it was revealed he had a Big Dipper like birthmark.

Wendy gasped at this, "The Big Dipper! So that's how you got your nickname. I thought your parents just hated you or something. Huh… I guess we're both freaks."

Wendy held up her hand for a high five; Dipper smiled and high fived her. Soon enough, Pacifica had exited the bathroom, with an angry look on her face. "Wait here?" Wendy said.

"Of course." Dipper said with a smile.

Wendy entered the bathroom and locked the door behind her. Gary soon came back having listened to the whole thing. "See Dipper?" Gary said, "You didn't need the plan to talk to Wendy didn't you?"

Dipper rubbed his elbow and smiled, "Yeah, I guess I didn't."

"Hey!"

Dipper and Gary turned around and saw Tyrone with the other clones. "Why are you still up here?" He asked Dipper, "Number 10 has been distracting Soos for 15 minutes, he's gonna get tired of that dot eventually."

They soon heard Soos shout, "I'M NEVER GETTING TIRED OF THIS!"

"You guys are not gonna believe this!" Gary explained, "Dipper just so happened to run into Wendy in the hall and talked to her. And it turned out great!"

"Yeah, yeah, that's nice for him, but it's not part of the plan." Tyrone said, before himself and the others took out the list. They all read the list all at once causing Dipper and Gary to look at one another awkwardly.

"Do I really sound like that?" Dipper asked Gary.

"Kind of-ish." Gary replied.

Dipper turned to the clones, "Look, guys hear me out, maybe, just maybe we don't need the plan anymore. I could maybe just talk to Wendy like a normal person."

All of the clones gasped at this.

"You bite your tongue!" Number 7 said.

Number 5 than said, "If you're not gonna stick to the plan… Than maybe you shouldn't be the one to dance with Wendy."

All of the clones seem to have agreed to this. "Uhhh…. Guys, are you getting jealous?" Gary asked.

"Yeah…" Dipper said, "I mean we did say we weren't going to turn on each other."

"I think we all knew we were lying." Tyrone said before yelling to the other clones, "TAKE DIPPER AND GARY TOO! HE MIGHT GIVE US AWAY TO WENDY!" Both Dipper and Gary screamed as they were dragged away by the clones.