As the screen returned to life, the girls saw the guys minus Sun and Neptune grouped together in a field. Jaune was in front of the group and decided to address the audience.

"So today, to start out this horrible idea of a movie, we decided to start small. Over there we have Sun and Neptune holding a wooden pole, and they are going to run as fast as they can and ram the center of the pole right into that stake in the ground."

As Jaune said this, everyone saw Sun and Neptune standing in the middle of the field each holding one end of a large wooden pole.

"This is just plain idiocy, what do they hope to accomplish with this?"

"What is the goal you ask, well for one, break the damn pole. And two, get hurt."

The camera was now on Cardin who was standing next to mercury awaiting for the fun to begin.

"The thing is, they have to keep going until their pole breaks, and these things are hella strong too. So they are going to feel it."

"In other words it's gonna fucking suck," Mercury said aloud, gaining a laugh from the group.

"This is just plain idiocy," Weiss said.

"I think they know that, but they don't care," Blake said.

The camera then turned it attention back to Sun and Neptune holding their wooden pole.

"Hi my names Sun Wukong."

"And i'm Neptune Vasilias."

"And this is the Pole Crusher."

Jaune counted down from 3 to 1 on the sidelines, and Neptune and Sun ran ahead at the same time, and as they close in on the stake, they yelled out as they approached it, and rammed the center of the pole right into the stake. The pole stopped, and due to the laws of physics, Neptune and Sun kept going, making them ram right into the pole. They both fell down on the ground and groaned in pain as they held their guts, While everyone else was laughing a bit at their misfortune.

The girls winced as they saw the boys on the ground, and Yang, Cinder, Nora, and Emerald seemed to chuckle a bit at seeing their misfortune.

"Well that didn't work." Blake said.

"You guys good?" Scarlet asked from the sidelines.

"Maybe you should try again, but with more running room," Dove yelled

The camera then cut to Sun and Neptune farther back in the field, and ready to run again.

"Do they really think they can do this?" Glynda asked.

"Apparently," Cinder said.

Jaune then yelled out to Neptune signaling the start.

"Okay, 3...2...1, Go!"

With that, the two took off with a war cry, and when they were near the steak, they rammed it again, only this time, Sun seemed to fall down and trip on the pull, making the other side fly up and hit Neptune In the face.

Weiss held her hands up to her mouth while Yang, Blake, and Pyrrha winced and felt bad for Neptune. Glynda only pinched her temple, while everyone else seemed to lightly laugh a bit.

"Ahhh, God fucking dammit!" Neptune yelled in pain as he held his face.

"You alright Neptune?" Sun called from his spot on the ground.

"Yeah yeah i'm good," Neptune said as he shrugged off the pain.

"Yeah, you look totally fine there Neptune," Blake said sarcastically.

Weiss said nothing, but only groaned and sighed at seeing her boyfriend get hurt.

The camera was now on Jaune again and was addressing the audience.

"So first two times were just what we expected, but now that we seemed to weaken the pole a bit, we're going to see if we can break it now."

Third times the charm right?" Sage called out.

"That or a trip to the hospital," Dove said making everyone laugh.

The camera cut to Sun And Neptune again, who looked bit winded but were still ready to go.

"Okay, 3...2..1, GO!"

Sun and Neptune took off running again, and as they reached the stake, they increased their pace, and once the pole reached the stake, it bounced slightly before snapping, and thank to the law of motion, Sun and Neptune kept going, and ended up tripping and falling face first into the ground below them, getting their faces full of mud and dirt.

"Hurray they did it," Nora said.

"Yep, and it only cost them getting hit by a pole, and a face full of dirt," Ruby joked.

On the sidelines everyone clapped for the champions, (and some of the girls did as well) and went to go help them up.

"So how do you guys feel?" Scarlet asked.

"Like I just ate shit," Sun said, earning a few laughs from everyone before the camera cut out.

The next shot was now at night, with Jaune wearing a leather jacket and with messy hair.

"What are they doing up so late?" Blake asked.

"Hi my names Jaune Arc, and these are my Rocket Skates," Jaune said as he held up a pair of roller blades with bottle rockets attached to them.

"What in the world are those?" Weiss asked.

"Looks like roller blades with bottle rockets tapped to them," Emerald said.

The camera then showed Jaune with the skates on while explaining the purpose of all this.

"Now a lot of people love to rollerblade i'm sure, but some just can't seem to get the boost they need to really glide down the street, so with the help with these rockets, i'm going to fly down the walkway and really feel the wind in my face,"

"Well that or cement," Ren said, making Jaune chuckle nervously.

The camera then showed Jaune in the park downtown, standing in the middle of the walkway wearing the rocket skates while Ren and Cardin lit them with lighters. As Ren and Cardin finished lighting the skates, they stepped back as the fuses were lit, and the rockets ignited to life, a loud combinations of whistles were heard as the multiple rockets ignited and flung Jaune forward down the long path, which happened to be on an incline.

"Wooo, go Jaune!" Nora and Ruby cheered.

As Jaune was propelled forward, some of the rockets seemed to either increase in strength, or flare out, causing Jaune to loose balance and stumble a bit before falling face first, hitting his head on the cold hard pavement. In other words, he ate shit.

"Mother fucker!"

Some of the girls widened their eyes after hearing Jaune swear, sure they heard the others say it, but they never expected Jaune to swear before, so that had to hurt a lot.

"Ohhh thats gonna leave a mark," Emerald said smiling.

"Man he ate dirt," Yang said while laughing at Jaunes' misfortune.

The camera was now pointed at Ren, who was laughing a bit while holding his knees.

"Alright, let's try again, and maybe with a bit more rockets."

"I'll go get more," Cardin said.

"So he sees him fall flat on his face, and he wants to add more rockets?" Blake said said.

"Well, boys will be boys," Cinder said.

The camera was then cut to Jaune who had more rockets on his skates this time.

"Alrighty then, rocket skates take two."

Once again, Cardin and Ren lit the skates, and after the fuse was lit, he took off as the skates whistled to life, and Jaune seemed to propel forward a bit faster, but after a few seconds, his speed increased more due to all the rockets, and Jaune lost his balance as the rockets flared out of control, and making him fall straight on his back.

"Owwww,"

everyone giggled at Jaunes' misfortune, though Weiss, Pyrrha and Glynda kept up their passive faces, and only felt pity for the blonde.

As the camera cut out once more, it showed Jaune and Mercury standing next to each other, with mercury holding a skateboard.

"Well personally I think I ate enough shit for tonight, so now it's Mercury's turn."

After hearing that, Emerald and Cinder seemed to perk up and form grins on their faces.

"So instead of using the rest of the bottle rockets for the rocket skates, we decided to take all of them, and tape em to the back of this skateboard, which I will ride, and hopefully jump the ramp right there," Mercury said as he pointed to the newly formed ramp on the walkway.

"Oh, i'm not missing this, pass the popcorn, I need to enjoy this to the fullest," Emerald said as she took the popcorn and prepare to laugh.

The camera now showed Mercury on the skateboard ready to go, with Ren and Cardin lighting the rockets under the board. Once they did that, Mercury immediately propelled forward before the rockets could go off, hoping they would act as a boost when he made it to the ramp.

Though the laws of physics say otherwise.

Instead, when mercury reached the ramp, the rockets under the board flared, and the board zoomed out from under his feet, making mercury skid back, and the skateboard ended up flying up and hit mercury right in the face knocking him to the ground.

"Gahhh, fuuuck!"

After seeing this, Emerald lost it and almost choked on the popcorn and clutched her sides while she laughed, along with cinder who was chuckling. Yang was holding onto Blake who was holding her her hand up to her mouth to suppress her smile, Ruby and nora laughed alongside them while kicking their legs. Weiss and Pyrrha tried their hardest not to smile, but couldn't help but chuckle a bit. Glynda just sweat dropped while shaking her head at the boys misery.

"Hahaha, oh my god, haha, that was perfect!" Emerald said aloud.

"Isn't he your teammate though, you should be worried if anything," Glynda said.

"Hehe, yeah, but honestly he deserved it."

The cameras once more on Jaune, Ren and Cardin who were laughing while holding onto each other for support and walking over to mercury who was laying on the ground.

"You okay dude?" Cardin asked.

"Awwww, no." Mercury responded

"Alright, hehehe, that's enough, no more rocket skates," Jaune said as the camera faded to black.

As the camera cut out, everyone began to calm down a bit.

"Well, at least he learned to never perform such a thing again," Glynda said, her strict side returning.

"That won't stop him from doing even more dumb things though, same for the others," Cinder pointed out.

As the shot opened up, everyone saw Dove standing across another field facing the camera.

"My names Dove Bronzewing, and This is the Flying Nut High Five."

"...What?" Everyone deadpanned.

Dove then ran forward in the center of the field as the camera zoomed out, revealing Sky running at him. Then the two boys jumped when they were near each other, and tried to open their legs and touch nuts, but Sky ended up hitting Dove in his side and kicked him down on the ground as Sky landed on him.

"Goddammit!" The boys yelled out as they ate shit.

Yang, Ruby and Nora snorted at their misfortune, while Emerald and and Cinder seemed to giggle a bit, while the others winced a bit.

Then Sun came on screen and explained what they were doing.

"So the purpose of this is that two dudes, and they have to be dudes, run at each other, and when they get close, jump up and open their legs, and similar to a high five where they slam their open hands together, they slam their nuts together and give a high five, or in this case of high nut."

The girls seemed to think over how stupid this idea was for a stunt, and how dangerous it was, but that didn't stop some from laughing at its ridiculousness.

"Do these guys want to have children, or are they trying to give themselves permanent damage?" Weiss asked.

"Well, they do seem to be a bit nuts,"Yang joked, earning groans from some, and an elbow in the gut from blake.

"That was horrible," She said.

The camera then cut to the guys once more as the two ran at each other again, and when they jumped up in the air, Dove ended up kicking sky in the shin and making him tumble face first into the earth, while Dove landed right on his ass.

Once more the while half of the girls laughed at the misfortune, others could only wince at seeing Sky clutch his knees on the ground.

"Is this even suppose to work?" Weiss asked.

"Haha, Probably not," Yang said.

As the camera kept rolling, Sky got up and limped off to the side in pain.

"Hey why don't you take your shoes off numb nuts!" Sun yelled from the side.

"Why don't you shut the fuck up," Sky said, making everyone laugh.

"But if you weren't wearing your shoes, it would hurt less," Ruby said.

"Hey now sis, no pain no game," Yang replied.

The camera then turned to Russell who was watching Sky lay on the grass and let his Aura heal him up.

"You know, I came here expecting nothing, but I was not disappointed in any way."

"Well I am dipshit," Sky said from his spot on the ground.

The camera then faded out as the guys laughed a bit more, and was ready to move onto the next stunts.

Alrighty then, good to see some people liking the story so far. Sorry if the reactions aren't that good, i'm new to all this, and the support is nice for my self esteem.

Anyway, like Jaune said, we're going to start off small with the stunts, before moving on to the good shit.

So thanks for reading, and please favorite this story and comment on what you think.